"user, why don't you have a girlfriend?"

>"Well I think I just found one, cutie"
This is how you answer

Too much work; hand gets the job done well enough for me :^)

I do have one though and she amazing!

>"user, you fucking loser. how come you still don't have a gf?"

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When that phase ends and masturbation is not enough anymore you will regret not putting effort into getting a gf.
t. that guy

i clinicly insane

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I guess I feel happy and fulfilled without a partner.

Nah, I've gone full circle. At first, jacking it was good, then it wasn't but I couldn't help it and now I've come to terms with it and just enjoy what I have.

Didn't get who I want, don't want who I can get.
No, not lowing my standards.

Because I'm 6'2, have good cheekbones and an alright cock

Because they are hard to obtain, hard to retrain and hard to maintain

Why does it matter?
benis

I'm asexual and I can't open myself up to other people.

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Because I hate niggers, I hate niggers, I hate niggers, I hate niggers.

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I'm more of a no strings attached kinda guy, tho I can make exceptions.

But isn't this post an act of opening up to the whole world all at once?

I haven't found a girl I'm interested in on my town, and I'm super careful about people I met online after being hurt a few too many times
I'm in no rush, though, I know I'm a good man and as long as nothing terrible happens, I'll still be attractive for a while yet

Same, user. I'm asexual as well and I have always been a socially awkward person.

Why the do normies love sex??? reeeee

not currently in the headspace for a girlfriend, I have self-worth and confidence issues to fix, but once I get past those I know I can get one.

Guys a girl is coming home tomorrow
Got any advice?

Put pee pee in vee vee while watching the tv

There's this show called sex education on Netflix
It seems funny
Do you think something talking about sex will make things move?

sex feels good
but I didn't really get it, either, I wish I were more asexual because I just get frustrated and feel gross when I'm horny

I'm broke, fat, and don't know when to act on hints.

Because I am in the bottom 30% of attractiveness in my age group, and I literally can't look at women in that bottom 30% group without throwing up a little.

Put Naruto when he fights Sasuke. I came inside a girl while they did the gay hand sign together

>finally find a girl i like
>its going good
>but everytime one little thing happens I get irrationally mad
This isnt fun

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Thanks lad
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i am a shut in manlet who is literally autistic.

Probably the cruelest question you can ask an ugly person
I feel nothing but pure rage when people ask me this because I can't tell them to fuck off because they already know the answer. I have to laugh it off and say "haha yeah not sure!"
Fucking assholes

if you haven't fucked already, it is already too late. she is using your betaness as her advantage

>user, why don't you have a girlfriend?
I had one, I was going to marry her in fact, but she demanded too much of my time which I needed for work and school, so I bailed at the first chance I got.

as for right now, I work 30 hours a week and study 50, once this period of my life is over, I will try again, hopefully this time I manage to have a better balance between school/work and love.

I don't know. Real estate now-a-days is kind of tough... You know what I mean?

Relationships require effort

A mix of a few bad choices and circumstances

>user, you fucking loser
Dumb woman, you've already answered your question

>answered your question
Not really. I see 10/10 stacies with average guys all the time

Whats your original excuse as to why you cant get laid?

>I'm too kind-hearted, nice, and average looking
>why are you asking? Do you have an interest in filling the position?

No women would ever ask this of me, one look and they know why

because im a retarf and i browse Jow Forums

Because I can't maintaing the normie image of a respected human being, or I go full egocentric and thinking im over everyone or I feel extremely like shit and how worthless im am compared to everyone, then no one believes that im actually feeling like shit just that I want attention. Because I am the "normal" one who was the good boy who learned really fast that momy didnt like when her son cryed, my autistic brother is the "special" one who is just plain retarded who can't learn shit. Then now that I know no one cares how much of a good boy you are Im just telled to get over it and cut the drama because im just exagerating. Im at the point I don't even know myself, I dont fucking know who am I? The dude who ocasionaly thinks has 2000iq? The pathetic self-loathing faggot? Or the empty husk that I feel when im here in the midle of the night with just the light of the monitor on my face. Then I meet someone who values me even just a bit and I fall madly in love, and just say fuck it and dump all my insecurities because "I have to show who Im really are" then A: I dont ever see them again or B: "Friends" who feel incredibly unconfortable whem im talking to them.

Fuck even porn doesn't have the same apeal as before and I see myself jacking off to trany bdsm porn and just feeling disgusted at myself.

nunya.
nunya fucking business.

why would you type all this shit out?

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To vent? To get confirmation from you guys? Or just plain attention whoring. I honestly don't know. I just started wrigthing and that came out.

I don't think I want one. I'm just trying to make it to the end.

I forgot to add that's why I dont have a gf.

Off this board right now then faggot

no interest in having one

"Why do you think?"

Forces them to get to the point. If she says something nice, then I get an ego boost. If she says something mean, I'll throw it back at her twice as hard.

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I have a fucked up perspective on relationships due to my childhood, and its unfair for me to expect a woman to help me fix this shit.

I don't even know where I'd meet someone like that

"teehee idk desu"

I don't really think of it right now, you know? I just wanna do my own stuff, I don't think I'd even be able to give my GF the attention she'd deserve