Jow Forums humor

Hey lads,

It's Thursday, so you know it's a Jow Forums humor thread. Damn I'm sleepy today.

Motivation edition.

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the birth of a bbc/cuck poster

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These ridiculously over the top stories aren't as funny as the more subtle ones

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This is just depressing

How's weather in Kurwaland?

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Don't know about Kurwaland, but in Kurvaland it's sunny but a little cold, why?

Keep posting. Some of these are funny. The first one reminds me of the viking lifter.

It's actually beautiful today outside, thank you. Aftere I finish my 4-hour arm workout I'm gonna go for a walk.

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i hope the dad and daughter (male) get their shit sorted and live happy

ayy classic

>cold
>it's 18 celsius

Why are you gay?

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same guy?

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Based black motivation bro.

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One of my favourite classics

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>my house contains...
Every fucking time

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Can someone explain to me the relationship between MLP and trannies? Are guys who watch it just fucked in the head and way more likely to be mentally ill faggots? Or does the show/fanbase promote becoming a tranny in some way? I ask because my little brother started watching it in high school and within a year he started “identifying as female”. God I fucking hate faggots

fuck how did i miss that thread. fuck

Lost hard

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Not sure man. I watched it, it's okay show, like Regular Show or Adventure Time, but with different humor. I guess mentally people are just everywhere and more exposed now, due to the internet?

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Why did I read all this. This is a humor thread, not cringe thread, lol.

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mentally ill*

I know a surprising amount of girls who identify as males or pans or whatever the fuck that is, but they're all in their teens so hopefully they'll grow out of it.

The bad thing is internet environments who not only encourage the above, but also tend to exclude "normal" people, or those who no longer want to fuck demi-pan sexual goats or whatever.

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>but I have 12 more reps
actually laughed

It was windy in the morning. Now it's 19 and hot as fuck. And apparently tomorrow is a day off, so that's cool.

Don’t know how I missed this. Absolutely fantastic

Ah, it was pretty cold in the morning, dats true.

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why does it always end up like this

Well u gotta remember to browse fit only between reps, though You and I know it's not so easy.

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>30 seconds later, in whiskey time
I wish I didn't know what he was talking about

>tfw no black motivation bro to lift with
Why is life so cruel

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That's why you should phonepost between sets instead.

I've got a 1600+ screencap archive so if you guys are looking for something in particular, I might have it

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another tranny OP.

>because your nose is gonna get pregnant

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Holy shit dude, I need it. Post whatever you can, though the more obscure Jow Forums shit the better. I missed a lot of good shit that happened back in a day.

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Gimme the one where a dude has a homemade guillotine

This one?

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This one is pretty fresh tho, it reminds me of this one,

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Didn't see that one, hard to keep up with the latest shit when you're on/off Jow Forums

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I watched an episode of MLP and I can confirm that the only reason any man would consider watching the show would be because of severe mentle issues. Prolonged exposure to the show would almost certainly lead to the mental illness known as gender dysphoria, this is a where a man thinks that he is a woman trapped in a mans body but in reallity he's just an attension seeking mentally ill retard. I myself now identify as a transmasculine lesbian of color, if you have any questions please let me know.

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Oh fuck, mortifying!

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>LIGHT WEIGHT BABY
That's the one, thank you

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Reminder that the father is considered a piece of shit for having this reaction
youtu.be/r6AQ_85U7Q0

I was gonna skip lifting today, but now I wont

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There's this one that I've been looking for years.
So this guy goes on a date with this asian chick and while they're in the car she pulls out a knife, stabs her own leg and uses her blood as lube to jerk him off while he drives, and the guy is flipping the fuck out, worried that he's gonna die and never get to see the next installment of Super Smash Bros.

do you have the one where its a cloud shaped like zyzz and it the text was something like
>where were you when zyzz came back to life

Don't think I even saw it ever, sorry

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I enjoyed this shitpost, thank you user

Damn, I didn't see this one before, it's great. Thanks based archive-user kun.

Please dude. The one of the guy who made the retards fight club in his school.
I've been looking for this forever

No, but I have this one

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Was that on fit? I swear I saw it once

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Looks like my search will keep going for another year
Thank you anyway
But do you have the one where the guy is going GOMAD but is losing weight?

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Yup

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hahahahahaha

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it sounds like a wild ride... I've been here for too long and never saw that story, hope you'll find it.

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Nice one

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One chicken is over 3k cal? That can't be right.

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That's unusually brotier AND gay as all hell

Stupid, but this made me laugh.

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Yeah. I told to a friend about it and since then it never have been reposted again.

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I watch the show and I'm a functioning human being, masculine and straight. That doesn't mean it doesn't attract a lot of degenerates though. But that's like pointing out faggets like Steven universe or autists like Sonic. It's not like exposure to a couple episodes of Rick and Morty is going to make you want to suck a black dick.

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I had no idea that Danny DeVito was a weeb

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Not even remotely funny. If this is true, that guy should be caged like the aspie animal he is

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i can't recall the last time i was this confused

One of my favourites

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I hate the new captcha so goddam much

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>considered a piece of shit for having this reaction.
All any man wants to do is be a father and raise a strong son to make him proud. I’d react the same way, his legacy died that day.

>tfw no big black man to spot me
why even live?

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I gave up less than half way through man that was just too much