Why the fuck do I only match with shit like this

that dress and the fact you've met her on tinder makes me wanna think you might be a little bit wrong about her not being degenerate, buddy

not him but i swipe right on everything but black girls

I haven't swiped right yet. I just realized we didn't match yet, she only liked me

some of the black girls are ok but some are serious hambeasts that you can just TELL that they SMELL like HELL

Fuck the dude had my plan
>marry us hambeast for citizenship
>divorce
>go to marines and get to shoot some sand people in syria

That didn’t happen at all. Why does Jow Forums always try to bring each other down?

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>10/10

I really wish i had those low standards

Ima lay an idea on you OP, maybe you’re ugly.
Few to no matches on tinder pretty much means women see something in you that eliminates you from their pool of potential mates. Maybe you’re bald, maybe you’re fat. Is you’re maxilla recessed? You think men are judgmental about looks? Women make hitler look virtue signaling SJW blue check.
Ask yourself this. Have women ever approached you when out on the town? Has a women commented on your looks positively unprompted? If the answer is no, I’m sorry to say you’re ugly.

Don’t feel bad, to women, most men are ugly and evoke nothing but hostility. It’s the world we live in and tinder has only made it worse. Ten years ago a 5 was a 5. But now every women has a smorgasbord of chads at her fingertips 24/7 5 is now a 2 and you and I both know you wouldn’t bang a girl you rate as a two.

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because niggers

Stop watching porn

you think everyone here is an incel obsessed with porn?
go outside, that girl is a 6.5/10

i never thought i was that ugly (maybe 6.5) so i downloaded tinder and bumble 3 days ago to see. i've gotten 10 likes on tinder, 2 on bumble, and 0 matches. idk if im being too picky with my swiping or if im just ugly

>yall
stopped reading there

Look at it this way, I’m not calling you ugly. But we’re living in a cultural shift so extreme that even a slightly above average man will be swatted down as ugly in the eyes of women. We’ve been fed a diet of lies telling us women care about personality more than looks.

>i swipe right on everything

You should game the algorithm to think you're Chad. Some tricks:
*on any site that lets you select race: tell it you are black
*only use the app briefly and in the evening
*reject more girls than you accept
*one trick you can do to get more rejects in is say you're bi and then reject literally every dude

Here's the thing: Reasonably attractive men DO NOT know how to take good pictures of themselves and come across weird most of the time.

Most men don't have candid photographs of themselves. They just take selfies and hope for the best.

Have someone take photos of you, schedule a photoshoot showing off your best sides. Taking random selfies makes you look like "just another weird dude" even if you're a 7/10 or 8/10. Candid photography will immediately boost your potential...but only if you have something to show off.

Seriously, hire a female photographer and have her take photos of you hiking or walking through a field. Have her select the best photos and use those for your Tinder/Bumble/Whatever

Black girls are desperate for white cock. I don’t even have to pay for my dates with them. Missing out on some easy pussy you fucking racist

>10/10 qt
6/10 at best
>brunette country girl who isn't degenerate
that's a huge oxymoron

Almost a coin flip chance of a black girl having genital herpes.

this

you're right my pics are shit. i have 2 selfies and a pic my friend took of me hiking but i look like shit in it.
>Seriously, hire a female photographer and have her take photos of you hiking or walking through a field.
you're the second person i've heard say this. it makes sense but im an autist so it seems really strange

Because like the girl you matched with, we have a crab infestation

She's on tinder man. She is a guaranteed slut.

Is that the same girl? Very well done user.

>going through this much effort and expense just to occasionally match with some thot on Tinder

Jesus man get it together.

you can use those pictures for something else as well

Only sluts use tinder
NO EXCEPTIONS
She's probably looking to take a trip on her wild side now that she's off the farm, cruising for some BBC

I sometimes get paranoia and start to think there is some kind of a tinder algorithm that ranks you or something. A buddy of me isnt good looking at all, nor does he have an interesting profile, yet he is extremely picky and only ever likes the hottest of girls, and he actually gets matched with a very decent amount of very hot girls. Its almost as if the algorithm somehow classifies him as someone that is supposed to me matched with good looking women... And then on the other hand there are countless of people who match every girl, and rarely get and decent matches at all.. But according to tinder, there is no such thing as a algorithm that works that way. Im not sure what to believe.

>tinder algorithm
there was for years
they scrapped it this last year and changed it out for pay to play model

you're ugly

So what you're saying is that if I pay money I can fuck women? Revolutionary IQ.

Okay Jow Forums, you guys need to know something about Tinder. If you swipe right on everything, you get fucked over on the algorithm. Here's how you get high quality matches on Tinder:

>ONLY swipe right on attractive girls
>DON'T swipe right on unattractive, fat etc girls
>If you do swipe right on the later, you get shown more unattractive girls
>If you swipe right on hot girls only, you see more hot girls

Also, if the hot girl group swipes right on you, you'll also be pushed up on the good side of the algorithm. If a lot of ugly girls like you, you'll get the reverse.

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Is there any proof that it's not both? If there is a way to pay them it's pretty obvious you should always pay because their incentive is to reward you and keep you paying.

why do i match with atttactive women so often. i'm an ugly deathnic and they intimidate me

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id un ironically fuck her

Stop humble-bragging, spastic.

>isn’t degenerate
She is a qt so props for that but please don’t think she’s a good woman and fall for her user, every and I mean EVERY woman on tinder is a slut. You might think “but I want a real relationship and I’m on tinder, so it must be possible for her to be in the same situation!” What you aren’t factoring in is that you are a man and she is a woman. A cute woman gets far more attention than a man who is at a similar or even higher level of attractiveness. If she feels the need to use tinder of all things to meet men, something is very wrong. Even if she was having trouble in real life there are much better forms of online dating for long term relationships if you are female.

>i sell cigarettes to children
>dropout
Why do you think? She might be good looking but probably has a lot of baggage.

Not necessarily, white people actually do far better than other races on tinder and online dating. She’s definitely a whore though and probably willing to take a chocolate rod

It's a fucking bot you moron

You stopped reading at the end?

it's a joke for sure. she looks like a wholesome young girl

cope

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Why does these landwhales always have claws instead of nails ?

The right kind of cocky, good catch.

I hate faggot like you
stop paying that shitty app

But you hit it anyway, right?

Spotted the delusional virgins

She wants op to throw a fuck baby inside of her

>wholesome
>Listens to drug addicted rappers with tattoos on their face singing about degeneracy for fun
Hmmmmmmmmm

They dont have confidence, read their bio. In my opinion its status checking and desperation.

Thoughts on this girl I matched with on Bumble?

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since the first thread i see today is a tinder one

I have a 2nd date with a fuckin burlesque/pole fitness chick with a phat ass coming over to mine later god bless tinder

She gained 30 lbs from 1 photo to the next

Nobody on tinder isnt a degenerate. Youre never ever going to find gf/waifu material on an app specifically designed exclusively for getting fucked

Bad advice if you aren’t tall or don’t have a 8+/10 face, because then few or none of the attractive girls will swipe right on you, depending on how attractive they are. Having no one swipe you back makes the algorithm fuck you over really badly. I think it’s best to be honest with yourself about how attractive you are, then only swipe right girls you think are within 1 or 2 points above or below yourself, filtering some of those out for obnoxiously terrible personalities and single moms of course. That way you get a high match/swipe ratio and the app thinks you’re a fairly high-value male (though the girls being less attractive will limit this effect). Unfortunately it will mostly be the girls who are a little below you that swipe right back, since online dating heavily favors women, but that’s just the way it goes. A 6/10 girl has 8+/10 guys swiping right on her, and she’s either too dumb to figure out that they just want a quick lay or she knows it deep down but prefers to pretend they consider her their equal since that would mean she is also a 8+/10. Either way, it makes her unlikely to settle for a guy who’s also 6/10. Use meeting people in real life if you want quality women.
>”But I match with tons of hot chicks on tinder!”
Assuming you aren’t e-stating, then good for you. That just means you’re tall, attractive, or probably both. Most men are not and will match with few or no hot women on tinder even if they are physically fit.

Damn user Do you want to talk about something

why do i have a feeling female hands typed this post

Now this girl looks wholesome
Although she appears to be university staff, so I wouldn't be surprised if she's a closed degenerate or socjustice zealot

Here's another pic

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>gives you a kid
I think the kid would just get lost in her rolls and start to stink after a few weeks

Spotted the guy who gets upvoted on r/tinder for sharing about how he married some whore from the app

7/10, go for her

I read this in a Tinder advice post somewhere. It may be different now according to the thread.

No way she’s showing too much chest. See for thot confirmation.

>Exposed midriff
Pump and dump
Remember to use a condom, she probably has HPV

Question for all tinder niggers: do you ever fear matching or seeing on the app someone you know IRL, whether a coworker or classmate or relative or whoever? Seems like that could be awkward or embarrassing as fuck

>karlsruhe
I'd probably neck myself if I lived in that shithole

1.50m max but go for it shes cute

>implying HPV is protected against by a condom
Bruh, that shit is skin to skin

No because when you recognize someone on there you just swipe left

Which part? I can see the algorithm maybe being changed, but the part about women getting lots of attention from men who would ordinarily be out of their league is not. Even for the algorithm I have a hard time believing that it’s changed though. Women are the customers of tinder and men are the product, it makes sense as a business for them to put the best looking products at eye level and hide the worse looking ones on the bottom shelf.

This happened to me on OkCupid
I recognized a girl off there in school
I didn't say anything, but it was a little weird

The audacity some girls have by putting themselves on tinder in such a state kind of infuriates me.

They don't even try their best, instead they put up a fat ugly, slobby picture.... yet they probably still get more matches than an average looking joe who tries his best. They are literally laughing at the male species

is she a teacher or smth? i get the feeling she's gonna end up on the news sooner or later

>Women are the customers of tinder and men are the product

How do you figure? You can say women are the gatekeepers of sex and all that but I can't imagine more women pay for tinder than do men.

This, she’s good looking though so good work
Not at all, you’re way too insecure. Make some confidence gains and try to care less what others think. Tons of people use tinder, maybe even the majority have at some point, so it’s not weird at all. Swipe right, match, make a couple jokes at each other for using the app, then move on.

Sure but they still see your profile and know youre cruising. Just seems awkward af

>hating on rap
Never gonna make it

but if they see your profile that means they're cruising too. they'd be hypocrites to judge you, user

Ya she's a teacher

why is that awkward for you

>bare with me

Yeah I guess I oversimplified it. They have to present high quality men to women to keep them there, but then they have to make it hard for men to get the women so they feel obligated to buy tinder plus or whatever it’s called. So I guess it’s more like the hot men are the product for all the women, all the women are the product for all the men, and the not-hot men are the main customers.

What's wrong with looking for a date online? This isn't 2005 anymore. I know you don't remember that far back but it was sort of taboo back then

You need to look up a quick guide online about being more sure in your decisions/actions

Yeah but now I know they're cruising and they know I'm cruising. I didn't want to know that

This happened to me on grindr

>country girl

>not degenerate

Aka boring and scared of life. All for you bro.

>tinder
>date
Its a hookup app for sneeds feed and seed

Chiggity chog, check out the nog