Do you like varbies, boys?

Yes. Varbies are the best.

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>tfw no Jow Forums trad thot gf

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Yeah. There are 2 perfect kinds;
1) Those tall and big amazon types
2) Those kinda average female size, but who mog all your lifts easily.

I want a mommy blue eyed blonde haired aryan amazon gf who's superior genez will bleach my lineage

Yes. My current partner is a lazy slob (skinny, but lazy).

If I was with a varbie, I would go to the gym for 2 hrs a day with her and we would push eachother to the next level.

Time to break up, user

Nice, but if she got a little more hip and butt she would look even better.

>tfw youll never fuck a girl like this
Why even bother living?

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How do you know user?

probably because he owns a mirror

man she got an absurd caboose

uncanny valley smile

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rich piana said it best, when a woman starts juicing she has made the decision to slowly start to turn herself into a man, straight shooting androgens

Related question, have you ever seen a biological female in your gym lift more than you in any lift?

I haven't, and I have yet to achieve a 2pl bench and a 4pl deadlift.

Reminder that it's gay to fuck a girl who takes male hormones. You also lose your natty ID.

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Should i just go bald and hulk? this is the only way to get varbie gf from what i've seen. but what's to point of having one if she can't rape you?

Because there's always someone better than me who'll get her attention
Well idk i look decent imo, not enough for a girl like this ever doe

Her husband is balding, not bald

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Of course you would, maybe you would stop sucking dicks as well, right.

Bumping for interest and more pics of varbies

Yes I would fugg yes I would date bcuz I’m only half natty myself, just finished an LGD cycle boys yeh

I would try to get her to come off the roids though. Can’t be falling in love with girls who rely on drugs, just not a good long term decision

Are you European? Better not be

yeah well rich piana is dead so he doesn't get the last word on that lel

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Murican why?

Fpbp

All I can think about is how her potential baby (if fertile at all) will completely tear through her vagina and potentially cripple her. I don’t know whether that turns me off or on.

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Can’t wait for the roids to wear off and she just looks fat as fuck.

You sound bitter and jelly

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the thing in your pic is disgusting, looks like a tranny who needs to do something with her life other than spend it picking things up and putting them back down... anyways pic related is what the perfect woman looks like

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All vagina is man made.

10/10 - THIS is the perfect female physique. Just enough muscle to be strong an healthy and just enough fat to still look femenine and curvy. Absolute wife material.
lmao cope harder you worthless fat fucking slugs monster

Too much upper body, not enough legs. I ain't hatin, but they legit look like men. Would look fine if they built up their legs to match though. They are all missing the universe ideal female beauty metric of an approximate 0.7:1 waiste to hip ratio. They objectively look more like men than women.
These women on the other hand are basically perfect.

She’s literally on var you dumb fuck. A a A healthy woman is surrounded by a solid smooth layer of fat with wide hips while being supported by a small but durable layer of muscle.

Gib

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I'd say someone like Tatyana McFadden or Tiphany Adams has the perfect female physique.

I had one who looked just like this last year. Great lay and lots of fun, but was even more autistic about nutrition than me. Wouldn't even cut loose and have an occasional drink to loosen up, it was frustrating man.

Feminine but strong look, fucking hell, cant beat it.

You just perfectly described what she looks like. Maybe she is on var, but it's definitely not necessary for that physique. I've had several female friends I lifted with in the past with similar physiques who definitely did not have access to any steroids. You're just being a whiny little bitch.

>google Tatyana McFadden
>google Tiphany Adams
>literal paraplegics with toothpick legs
Well played.

But you think their upper bodies are well developed, don't you?

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Sure but they looked way too low bf%. Strong and healthy sure, but I don't find women like that attractive at all. Would smash pic related until my dick fell off and I died from heart failure off though.

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Should I start slipping anavar into my girlfriend's food?

god fucking damn dick is diamonds

Varbies get out.
This is what peak performance looks like.

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Absolutely, you should look at the track cycling gold medal winner from the 2016 Olympics, Kristina Vogel.

She's perfect.

Fat pig

Gross. Get tf out with your pear-lookin bitches

Jesus christ user what is her name?

t. homo

jesus look at the toilet on her

what the fuck is wrong with you

Does fit honestly believe this chick is on steroids?? Jesus christ this is easily achievable but no - it has to be steroids

That's deep

>perfect
>in a wheelchair

She will be even more perfect the more her leg muscles waste away.

Any asian varbie pics available? Sounds hot as fuck

agree that this chick is natty but this definitley not 'easily achievable' by any means, that level of development takes most women years and years

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Nice

no why would i haha

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Only on the Olympic lifts and squat.

imagine if she tried to do a pull-up, she'd struggle since all her weight is on her lower body, and you'd have to help her push her self up, imagine if you had to do it by sticking your head between her legs, haha, that'd be crazy!

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>gf asks me what my type is
>Tell her fit tomboys with birthing hips
>"That doesn't sound like me at all."
>Tell her no, but she can work on it
She's been coming to the gym with me for the last three months. She just might make it.

Being a literal dick sucking homo or turning your kid into a tranny is progressive.

But you would be thoroughly shamed for liking fit girls like this.

>Not Welte
>Or Hinze

Pathetic

based toilet-poster

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>I'm not a homosexual
>I just jerk off to images of fat thots that are collecting STDs like Pokemon, and then cry on a slavic vampire hunting forum that all women are whores
Sasuga, incel-kun.

...

You can't post weeaboo shit and then call someone else an incel. It's against the rules.

Hnnngg gib sauce

instagram.com/mai_rebelo/

>I'm an incel, but if you use X language words, you can't call me one
Hah, the mental gymnastics of incels.

do you think she would give you healthy babies?

>lacey evans
>tfw she'll never ask for a scoop of your preworkout, then tell everyone else in the locker room how she doesn't want to be around your faggot self
feels bad

Based

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i need a real woman

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None of those weeb shit stuff has Jow Forums.

At least have good taste before making your gf tons of fertility issues and potentially weaken her bones permanently you faggot. There is a healthy best of both worlds options but you literally quoted some gay shit prior.

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>potentially weaken her bones permanently you faggot
Lifting increase bone density, brainlet.

>pic related is what the perfect woman looks like
LMFAO

>implying male and females function exactly the same
Good lord why is every single dude in the West so clueless on this shit.

I go to a PL/WL gym with a few female competitors, they mog my squat and diddly with ease but bench less that me

They have done studies where old grannies significantly improved their bone density through lifting.

Whats it like to nut in a strong girl? Can they milk the cum out with their poosy muskles?

>absolutely no ass
Jesus, even dudes are better than that.