Almost 22

>almost 22
>don't know how to wash dishes
>don't know how to use a washing machine or a dryer
>don't know how to boil water
>don't know how to drive a car
>don't know how to do taxes
>don't know how to cook anything other than toast
>don't know how long to microwave things for if it isn't written on the packet

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You had me going until you said "don't know how to boil water."

Geez user you sound like a fucking lazy faggot

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oops, you are inadequate

what is the logical response

I don't know how to use the kettle and I know you can fill up a pot on the stove with water but I don't know how what to set the stove to or how to light it safely

add ">don't know how to use google" to your list too, user

>don't know how to wash dishes
you literally just wash them. that is the complete dish-washing instruction set.

>almost 22
>doesn't know how to use google

that must be a sad life OP it's amazing you even manage Jow Forums posts.

Struggle with round clocks

Good luck dude. Hope you figure that stuff out.

Either a lie or go kill yourself seriously

You literally turn on the fire at any intensity and take the kettle off when its whistling

nope sorry, you're not gonna sugar coat this theres more that goes into it

same except 26

Parents failed you

>don't know how to do any house work besides eating and sleeping.

>don't know how to boil water
ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?

>Don't know how to wash dishes
But a bit of soap on a dish washing sponge. Squeeze the sponge a couple of times so that the soap actually gets into the sponge. Rinse the dish briefly under hot water. Scrub all of the surfaces of the dish with the soapy sponge. Rinse the dish under hot water again until there is no soap left on it.

>Washing machine
This will depend on your washing machine. Place the clothes into the machine, make sure the clothes have enough space to tumble in there. Turn the water valve so water can get go the machine. Put detergent into the place for it, usually signified on the machine. Select suitable programme, if unsure usually something like "delicates 40 degrees" is good because that is least likely to ruin any clothes. When the programme ends, hang the clothes up to dry.

>Boil water
Place water in a kettle or pot. Place the pot onto a stove. Place a lid on the pot. Turn the heat on as hot as it gets. Wait until water is boiling.

>Car
Go to driving school.

>Taxes
Go to your countries tax website. Follow their instructions.

>Cooking
This is how to make rice. Chop a clove of garlic as finely as you are able to with little effort. Make sure to take the dry skin part off first. Place garlic into small pot with rougly a tablespoon of olive oil. Turn the stove on full heat. When the garlic is starting to turn colour place the dry rice into the pot. Stir the dry rice in the pot to get the garlic mixed in there very briefly, in a few seconds. Now place boiling water into the pot of rice so that there is maybe 2cm more water than rice in the pot. Turn the stove heat to low, put a lid on the pot and wait 20 minutes and it should be done. Use about 400 ml of rice, it will be a lot, but you can always reheat it in the microwave.

>Microwave
Reheating food is 2 minutes

Nigga just learn, ain't that hard just make time. Good luck

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>>don't know how long to microwave things for if it isn't written on the packet
Nigger, when does this ever happen?

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youtube.com/results?search_query=how to use washing machine

youtube.com/results?search_query=how to boil water

youtube.com/results?search_query=how to drive car

youtube.com/results?search_query=how to do taxes

youtube.com/results?search_query=how to cook chicken

youtube.com/results?search_query=how to microwave

I don't understand the problem

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