There's some dickhead in my parking space. digits decide what i do to their car

there's some dickhead in my parking space. digits decide what i do to their car

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take a shit on it

Nothing.

Politely explain to them that it's your parking space, and to leave.

shit on it

is your name on it?

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no, i my name is on the lease agreement in which the parking space was assigned to me

Nothing.

Fuck the tailpipe to completion.

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get it towed then
anything petty that damages his car will blow back on you

Call landlord and have it towed.

that's the most rational choice, but I believe keying it would also be apropos

Nothing

bust a fat nut on it

Well well well.

the digits command it

Fuck off back to /b/ faggot

OP better fucking deliver

he won't. OP is a faggot

I there a sign clearly indicating the space is reserved?
Maybe someone's granma is visiting and parked there and didn't know any better?
I wouldn't meter out punishment without being certain of the facts and guilt of the other party. Maybe the person who parked the car there isn't the owner of the car? Then who are you getting revenge against?
This is why in civilized societies we have trials, where evidence is presented, and accused get a chance to defend themselves, before a punishment is administered.
Towing is ok, if sign is posted, because the tow truck only moves the car, and then holds it for safe keeping until the owner recovers it.

Who is this cum demon

Suck the owner's cock

Break the car with a brick and a bat

you're no fun. in that case: document the incident, record the license plate, leave a note on the vehicle of issue stating how disgruntled you are and would appreciate that something like this doesn't repeat itself, if the driver doesn't return within a time period then escalate it management if they're available (or just call a towing company) to have the vehicle removed.