Can Allah make you Jow Forums?
Can Allah make you Jow Forums?
Elijah Rodriguez
Julian Harris
Allah wont do shit for you, if you wanna be fit you have to doit yourself, dumbass.
Ian Adams
Man all I want to do is travel to different places and impregnate exotic women all over the world while they keep it secret from their husbands and families until it’s too late.
Ryder Moore
Allah helps those who help themselves
Joseph Morgan
>bulk all year
>Ramadan OMAD fasted cutting for summer
Joshua Sanders
allah sucks fat cocks
Carter Walker
Thats mental gymnastics. I take all the credit for my fitness and well being personally.
Parker Hughes
Takbir!
Henry Powell
It's a common phrase in all religions
Angel King
Al-ḥamdu lil-lāh
Joseph Cooper
Which proves why religion or "theocracy" is a load of horseshit. Did you know that all of the first religions were all satanic devil worship and human sacrifice? Religion was born out of fear of the negative aspect.
Ryan Bell
Nope, but he can make you into a goat fucker.
Ethan Martinez
Dunno, maybe Hell has good gyms.
Carter Lee
Based
Kayden King
>Religion was born out of fear of the negative aspect
*tips fedora*
Go back to pl*bbit you faggot. Did you know all successful societies were developed because of religion? Hell, Christianity founded modern universities, and developed what are now the most advanced schools on the planet (Harvard, Oxford, Cornell, etc.) Along with establishing an educational system for teaching people how to read the bible. You secular faggots are spoiled by christian society and the freedoms they decided to give you neckbearded faggots. Meanwhile
>USSR was mostly atheist
>militant atheism (autists didn't like people believing in God so they formed a league of militant atheists, pretty much the atheist equivalent of ISIS in the USSR)
>economy crashed
>cultures were destroyed
>herr derr who gives a crap about social constructs and culture when my IQ is high
Kek
Ryder Brown
Youre an idiot who doesnt know history. Religion was around much earlier than Rome.
Jace Gomez
I like this Idea but I think I'd feel guilty about leaving my sons to live shit lives
Hunter Brooks
He'll help you Jow Forums into an exploding vest.
Daniel Butler
Okay, this is epic.
Angel Wood
Stonning is a more reliable option to get fit
Benjamin Wood
Muslims are the only CHAD ALPHAs rest are kafirs.
Easton Young
Why?
If they helped themselves, what more do they need?
Fucking Allah taking credit for real work.
Justin Mitchell
Said allah pedo whore