I couldn't use the bathroom for like an hour, so I held it. When I finally did I couldn't pass it. I have the perpetual feeling of a dried up shit in my ass and I've read articles about fecal impaction and hemorrhoids and I don't want either of them. Wtf do I do, guys?
I think I just lodged a shit in my rectum
Asher Diaz
Grayson Jackson
Take some laxatives. I have held shits in for days and not had a problem so you should be fine.
Christopher Wright
Laxatives or an enema bulb would be your go to. I have trouble taking shits all the time, and I use a bulb. It's annoying, but it definitely works.
Samuel Rivera
Just chill out, dude. I have that little problem - whenever I go somewhere away from home (working abroad for example) I cannot take a shit for a few days. I do eat and work normally, but whenever I feel an urge to go to toilet I just can't force myself to drop the load. My record is 6 days. That was in autumn 2010. Never had any medical problems related to that.
Sebastian Sanchez
longest time i havent shitted was a week or more.
my dad had to pull the shit out of my ass.
it was like a hard black marble. Trying to shit that out was hell, my brain was in pain.
always drink lots of water, i was sick for a month and barely drank little to no water at all. Thats why my shit turned out like that
Camden Hernandez
>my dad had to pull the shit out of my ass.
Please tell me you weren't an adult when this happened...
Jayden Cook
My mom had to do this when I was an infant, I've always had bowel problems. Gonna get some laxatives soon.
Oliver Gomez
>my dad had to pull the shit out of my ass
sounds like a spicy friday to me
Henry Gomez
WATER IS YOUR FRIEND user
How can you expect your body to work if you dont hydrate it
Kayden Murphy
>WATER IS YOUR FRIEND user
I read that as the stool lingers, it dries up. If I drink water, will it slow the process?
Jace King
I had plenty of those problems when I was a kid. I couldn't shit for a week every single time, that was my standard, hurts like fucking hell but its doable. My worst was the following
>was 14
>school trip abroad, 20 days
>too scared to shit away from home
>didn't shit the entire vacation
>after 10 days or so stop feeling the urge to shit
>come back home
>woke up the next morning vomitting, dizzy as fuck
>Ithasbegun.bmp
>It was like giving birth to quintaplets at once
>literally push so hard I black out for a second and lose sight for an hour straight due to pressure on eyes
>start screaming, absolutely confident I was going to die there
>it finally goes it
Had to break it in 4 pieces, it was sticking out of the toilet
I wish I was lying
Julian Lee
i was 11.
yea, he didnt want to but did it anyway. Wonder if white parents are different.
Landon Cook
Get a fleet enema at the grocery store. Buy it at self-checkout if you're emabrrassed, though most cahsiers don't even notice what you're buying if it's among a lot of stuff.
You just squirt water up your ass and hold it in as long as you can; then when you let loose, it empties everything.
If not, see a doctor.
Asher Russell
Thank god.
I don't like the image of a 24 year old neet asking his daddy to help pull a log from his ass. If you were a little kid it's a different story.
Juan Flores
I hold in my poops allllllllll the time. Feels GOOD MAN
It'll come back down and out don't worry
Aiden Perez
I hol my shit as a hobby with a record of 18 days without pooping
Also youre fine dude just wait til tommorow, if it keeps up chug half a bottle of laxatives and clean out your whole system
Lincoln Jenkins
>my dad had to pull the shit out of my ass.
That poor bastard...
Wyatt Parker
dude there is nothing wrong it happened to me alot in my basement years
if you denie the shit it will eventually be mushed together and clogg your asshole, not gonna lie here, next time you go on the shitter you will feel violated cuz that motherfucker you're going to give birth to is rockhard and has an unhealthy circumfrence
it will hurt and you probably will experience tearing but it all will be worth it cuz this will be your greatest shit
Eli Lee
I finger my asshole once enough to open it but not to touch my shit
Sebastian Cook
I did that once. It ended up giving me appendicitis.
Alexander Martin
>my dad had to puII the shit out of my ass.
Hunter Clark
Don't turn to laxative use permanently. Even in the bottle they state not to do so because it can cause bowel dependency on laxatives. Try slowly increasing your fiber and water intake. I personally add chia seeds to my food and drink. Their mass is about 1/3 fiber. And I say slowly because too much too quick causes heavy bloating.