Walk into boomer gym

>walk into gym

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I WANT TO BREAK FREE FROM THE LIES YOU'RE SO SELF SATISFIED

I DON'T NEEEEEED YOU

His voice literally makes me tear up every time I hear it. It's probably the greatest signing voice of all time.
No homo.

I was listening to this on my way to the gym today, fuark

Full homo my friend. One's allowed to make an exception for Freddie.

>snooze alarm at 5 again
>get up at 7
>psyche myself in and out of going to the gym for an hour
>eventually shoulder devil defeated and angel prevails
>drive to gym
>circle around the parking for 5 minutes until a spot near the entrance opens up
>enter, autistically say "hey sup" to receptionist because I'm a regular
>she doesn't recognize me, have to put my duffel bag down and rifle through it for my gym pass
>stand in front of locker pretending to do something until the other dudes leave
>attempt to change into gym shorts as quickly as I can
>buff chad walks in right as I pull down my 4XL whitey tightys
>he doesn't give a shit of course but I reflexively jerk them back up
>pretend I've actually already worked out and proceed to put normal clothes back on
>fumble around in my duffel bag again until he goes to the showers
>finally at the weights
>check my stronglifts5x5 app and place 27.5 lbs on each side of the bar
>fucking ready, turn on music
>accidentally brought my dad's boomer headphones
>forced to listen to hair metal shit as I half-squat above parallel
>mfw

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are you me?

I don't care if it's boomer or not, Queen is based

>enter boomer gym
>bunch of tall men and really bulky bald dudes
>cute receptionist
>one of their daughters
>say "haha shes kind of cute"
>starts judging me on my lifts and is impressed
>"you know I really never liked her bf"

You ever have one of those dreams?

every day

I don't listen to the radio, what song is that?

My gym is always playing shit music. I don't know how anyone can not bring their own.

>tfw my 24hour fitness plays 90s adult contemporary almost all the time
>often hear Sister Hazel, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, and also Sheryl Crow.

I find it offensive

MIIIIIND
OF DESTRUCTIVE TASTE

Its not a song r-tard, its a way of life

Anyways it's a great song.

that's my senior quote

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Based on this pic, are you Gen X, Millennial, or Zoomer? I'm a based Early Zoomer (born 98).

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It's not a song you'd find on the radio, it's a dumb meme taken from a diss track made by a butthurt female muslim rapper who was offended that someone faked a tweet from a porn star that said muslims shouldn't smoke weed in hijabs.

I'm not fucking kidding:
youtube.com/watch?v=3w-C0-zVaW8

I knew about the meme and the original song but never cared to pay attention to the context.

It is truly a clown fucking world that I have to even know and witness a rainbow haired nigga and some "muslim" slut make a viral "diss track" about a faked "tweet" made by another
"muslim" porn actress whore about smoking reefer in a fucking headdress.

Imagine trying to explain that to someone, even in 1990, or even 95, maybe even 2000. They just wouldn't get it in the slightest. Why do I have to even entertain this shit as reality in a western country in *2019*?

Late X/early Y, born 1987 but I watched a bunch of stuff in the late x column so now I'm still confused.

Nah, that'd be zoomers.
Millennial gym would be RICKY WAS A YOUNG BOY

That song was released in 1989. That's more the gen x era than millennial.

this is actual autism

>enter gym
>BETTER GRAB YOUR GLOCKS WHEN YOU SEE TUPAC

>leave gym
>girl receptionist yelling at her boyfriend
>”NO MEANS NO! I DONT WANT TO.”
>bf is a DYEL ”That’s the problem.”
>”I’m done here.” She storms back into gym
>they both look at me
>I keep walking pretending I heard none of that

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> Anywhere in life
> Song in GTA SA plays
> Have to go home and play it for hours

Everytime

>walk into home gym
>PANCHO NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS ITS TRUE
>BUT SAVE A FEW FOR LEFTY TOO
>HE JUST DID WHAT HE HAD TO DO
>AND NOW HES GROWING OLD

lifting to sad songs is the fucking best

>Not grabbing her arm and pulling her to the showers
Faggot detected

Me but with Vice City

Early zoomer with a pinch of millenial. I remember 9/11 even though I was 4

Back in black
I hit the sack
I've been too long I'm glad to be back
Yes, I'm let loose
From the noose

>walk into gym
>VAMOS A LA PLAYA A MI ME GUSTA BAILAR

Black parade was release in 06, most millennials were about 12 years old.

Literally me.

Millennials are lengthy. Older millennials were not 12 but rather 22 when that song came out.

Fucking this.

Everytime I hear those song played in your stolen car radio reminds of the little kid that had all sunday doing fuck all running around spamming panzers in Vice City.

they just blast techno at my gym, which I hate. Sometimes one of the employees puts on some 90's hip hop which I like but I need something harder to work out to like frenchcore, heavy metal ,rock or drum and bass.

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LORD HELP ME, I CAN'T
CHAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaNGE

LOOORD I CAN'T CHANGEEE
WON'T YOU FLYYYY HIIIIGH FREEEE BIRD YEAH

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Late Gen X Culture reporting in.a

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>TFW im dying under a barbell on the bench
>"CATS IN THE CRADLE AND THE SILVER SPOON, LITTLE BOY BLUE AND THE MAN ON THE MOON"

IIII CHOSSSSEEEE
TO STROLL AMONGST THE WASTE THAT WAS YOUR HEART.....

core/late gen Y was somewha comfy i wanna go back bros... when i was small and liked cartoons and played with my friends bros...

This is so wrong with the generations can tell it was made by some zoomer

#metoo

>walk into gym
>HEAVEN ISN'T TOO FAR AWAY
>CLOSER TO IT EVERY DAYYYYY

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I unironically listen to boomer 80's training montage music. You could say it helps me

>Push it to the limit.

And makes me feel like

>I'm the best around. Nothings ever gonna keep me down.

My friends and I still play mario kart and goldeneye when we get together. Also, the only video game I play is age of empires 2

>walk into edgelord gym
>ONLEEE IF I CUUD DIVE INTO OTHEER LIKE IT WAAAS OSHEEAAAN

I'm finding it harder and harder to contain my hatred for actual boomers, I'd love to spit in their faces.

>walk into doomer gym
>ARROWHEADS ARROWHEADS ARROWHEADS ARROWHEADS

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIN

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>I walk a lonely road
>the only one that i have ever known

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fucking kek

Underrated post

HERE I AM
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE
joke aside i love the song at it motivates me extremely because it reminds me of what i was 5 months ago

Is there anything more boomer than this?

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>"that's the problem"
lmao

>falling for the bait

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No it's not fucktard. Read the parts that say "primary audience: born x-x". Those are correct.

WE ARE THE YOUTH
THE YOUTH GONE WIIIILD

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Yep... *sip* K-DST... Now that was a good radio *sip*

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every gym I go into is either black mom rap music or that pop shit that almost every medium-sized city has at least one station playing

I had that on my shitty brick-sized mp3 player when I was a kid. no bulli

Ain't nothin better than The Boss

youtube.com/watch?v=vtZ6o5EfQ98

with the gym cat mirin

I dunno the guitar solo is pretty rad
>t. boomer

>walk into boomer gym
>I WANT MY MTVVVV.....
>....
>DANDUDNUNDADNNDUND DANDNAUND
>DAUDNUNDAUNDUNAD
>DADNUADNUAND
>..
>LOOK AT THEM YOYOS
>THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT

based

>THAT LITTLE FAGGOT IS A MILL-ION-AIR

Tfw late gen x with a tiny bit of early millenial

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If we're going by age, Core Gen Y.

But I lived in a rural area where we got a lot of things later, so partly Early Gen Y.