>your friend gets a girlfriend >mentions "my gf" in every sentence that comes out of his mouth >literally every sentence starts with "me and my gf ---"
Yeah yeah it's all my fault I'm shit I know, but this annoys me so much I barely wanna hang out with him anymore. Not that he has any free time anyway, now that he's got an expensive pet that gives him validation in ways I can't. But seriously, if you know your buddy is a desperate virgin you should at least consider that maybe flaunting your gf card in every situation isn't the best idea.
Aren't all guys living through their girlfriends? Single guys are crying in desperation and feeling worthless, and dating guys put all their human worth in their girl.
Nicholas Jones
even worse are those who but in their exes all the time, I had coworker who is always >yeah my ex from...did that >me and my other ex to show how much of a fuckboi he is
Christian Ross
See Jow Forums? This is exactly the reason that we avoid any social interaction so we don't end up like this cuck
Jace Bell
Women aren't even worth pursuing so why is it so important that I get accepted by one?
Isaac Richardson
holy fuck I used to be friends with a guy like this. he was a robot like me, literally browsed this fucking board, we shared so much in common and then out of fucking nowhere he turns into Brad and starts banging every chick he talks to and never shuts the fuck up about his current gf or his exes. we basically stopped talking to each other senior year of high school because I couldn't keep up with him and his ever growing clique of popular normie faglords.
Logan Cook
there are two types of robots: >those who secretly hate who they are and others like them >those who chose/accepted this life out of necessity and monastic tendencies
the former are usually going to one-up you and leave you behind if they ever get the chance
the latter will never leave you or look down on you even if they suddenly became rich and fucked a new girl every day. in fact they would want to elevate you to where they are as much as possible. also when they get laid they won't tell you unless you explicitly ask because they respect you and don't want to hurt you.
Evan Brooks
Beta guys are, and that's why they are dumped or forever linked to fat girls. Include in beta the alpha wannabes, such as PUA folk and most gymfags.
Owen Nguyen
He probably doesnt, but you focus on it because youre desperate
Benjamin White
My friends are worse. They DON'T get girls (and when they do, they are fat whores) and still talk about them all. the. time. They talk about instathots they follow, they talk about girls they know, they even compulsively post links to porn in our online groups...
These are late 20s I'm talking about, not hormone driven teenagers. A sad lot of porn addicts mostly raised by divorced mothers.
Most of my posts here are somehow about my relationship or women in general, but at least I think it's easily attainable to robots and I'm always glad to give advice, if you were my friend you'd get laid with a granny already like I did.
Ayden Gomez
>Yeah yeah it's all my fault I'm shit I know No, it's legitimately obnoxious. Like, you can have your own identity dude, not every statement out of your mouth needs to involve her.
>mfw my friend rubs it on my face every time I'm a virgin. Why does he do this?
Logan Evans
He's a cunt originally
Robert Turner
He does it every time we meet up infront of our friends and his gf.It hurts.
Julian Thompson
Dude, I had a dream where I was arguing with women an(can't remember about what), and they were laughing at me and arguing and then I showed them I had a big dick (I really do) and then they started respecting me and saying I made a good point and then they turned into insects like grasshoppers or crickets I think it means that I believe women are all shallow thots and as inferior as insects
Sebastian Robinson
If my ''friend'' did this I would straight up fuck his girlfriend.
Jaxson Martin
ew no she's disgusting slob.
Eli Diaz
Nah, your friend is incredibly inconsiderate. Tell him to stop bringing up his personal fucking onahole, and he might stop.
Whenever a friend gets a gf, just ghost them until they calm down about it. She's the world to him for a while and he will either ditch friends every chance to hang out with her, or never shut up about it. Just tell him to fuck off until they're ready to be cool again
Chase Cooper
Don't worry be happy for him but most importantly while he's living high up in cloud nine analyze everything he's doing and learn from his fuck ups and things he does right. If he falls you can support him but also secretly know everything that went wrong and know how to avoid it for the future. He's like your guinea pig.
Jackson Collins
>consider that maybe flaunting your gf card in every situation isn't the best ide How can a person live in this world amd expect consideration from humans.
Logan Phillips
Just communicate that with him user. Doesn't feel that insane to me to tell my friends they are making me angry for whatever autistic reason.
