Decline bench

>chin ups
>can pull to my waist

>lay pull down
>lay stays under armpit

>front squat
>Tennant kicks me off the porch

>arnold press
>i'm actually called steve

>leg extensions
>still a manlet

>burnouts
>Not in prison

>farmers walks
>just a city boy

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>do dumbbell curls
>stick breaks

Chest flies
More deodorant

>OHP
>Load last saved game

>goblet squat
>can't drink wine from it

>jefferson squat
>no slaves

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>calf raises
>calves are still in the same place

>dumbell curls
>an inanimate object cant have intelligence by default

>rack pull
>the rack is too heavy to pull

>incline barbell press
>prefer to do it with dumbbells

>Tricep kickbacks
>shouldn't have kicked them

>rack pull
>get put on the sex offenders register.

>French press
>don't get shot by sand niggers

Fucking incredible

>push ups
>I'm pushing the Earth down

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>Romanian Deadlift
>Get kicked out of funeral by angry slavs

>Burpees
>Fart, instead

Probably the best I’ve ever seen on these threads

>good mornings
>its 10pm

>high bar squat
>pub owners kick my stoned ass

>curl for years
>still bad at curling

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>skull crushers
>you know the next line

>Do shrugs
>Still concerned with the matter at hand

>lateral raises
>I didn't raise my kids

>farmers walk
>live in the city

>bench press
>it’s a useless sailor

>deficit deadlift
>my funeral company is still profitable

ahhahah

>one rep max
>my name is tim

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