Tfw only 5'2

HAHAHAHAH FEMLET HAHAHAHAH.
Must suck to have a son that will be quite short.
5'11 here. Love my height. Love towering over males in the transit.

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We live in a sick world where short women openly admitting to valuing tall men more will give likely have short children they will have to pretend to love and respect
Let that sink in.
>tfw heard my mom talk shit about short men my whole life because she assumed I would get my dads genes
>''lol he just has short man syndromes, what a gross creep I can't believe he hit on''
>Now I'm 5'7''
>mom now ''I never said that, you're making shit up as usual user. height doesnt matter''

you took the words right outa my fuckin mouth user.

>5'11
Calm down there manlet. Nice coping though.

Well, not unusual to have fluctuating opinions.
I'm female. I'm here to make fun of femlets.

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I'm 4'6"

Could be worse I guess

>tfw no tiny gf

it's a big feel

But you probably are a chestlet.

>tfw no gf who towers over you

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My wife is 5'1"

She's preggo with baby #3 now. Im kinda nervous because the first two are physically and mentally(so far) sound. I pray to god baby 3 aint a potato.

>5'1"
You're a halfling. Literally just take rogue and max out Dex. Sneak attacks increase as you level and you'll be a decent DPS in no time. God damn how does nobody know how to play this game.

>5'11" woman
I have a very submissive 5'1" gf, wanna come over and do some domm?

>going back and retconing your words to fit your current narrative
My mom does that all the time as well. I wonder if it's a middle-aged lady thing or a woman thing. I'm leaning towards the former, since neither of my sisters pull those kinds of hijinks.
>I'm female
*female(male). Fixed it for you, my guy.

The fuck? 5'2 is a fantastic height for a woman
Just be thin an cute and you're fucking set

'1"
>You're a halfling. Literally just take rogue and max out Dex.
Not him, but I did that. I'm so good at it nobody even knows I'm here.

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Eh, 32C. Its pretty chestlet and I wish I had bigger boobs but being tall is better imo
fine tastes, I like short men
>poly
Degen,
Heres your (you) faggu

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Heard you're looking for shorter boys to bully. Well here I am.

It's a woman thing, they don't care about consistency and logic, they only care about always being right. Just ignore it and love your mom

Then join my party and let's go adventuring. We can hit the tavern first and scan the locals for info.

>tfw no gf who towers over you and loves you unconditionally and will never cheat and beat up chads who try and pick her up

Fix'd that for you.

I bet you enjoy being submissive and dominated in bed by shorter men.

5'1 here, I wish I was at least 5'3

>fine tastes, I like short men
pic related

small to average boobs are perfect btw

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>fine tastes, I like short men
based, tall women are beautiful
Do you wish you were even taller sometimes or do you think you're already at the ideal height?
Also do you wear high heels?

God bless you. I hope I get an amazing, tall wife in the future. Granted I only enjoy domme play in the bedroom/in private.

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I don't love my mom because she's irritating, childish, and used to hit me when I was a little kid. She's fairly kind most of the time, though. I think she's just really emotional and has a hard time controlling her feelings.
>faggu
How'd you know

>>poly
>Degen,
>fine tastes, I like short men
I _really_ want to believe you're not LARPing or a trap. I don't, but I really want to.

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my mom is quite similar, she's quite childish and has a short temper and she once kicked me while i was crying on the floor when i was a kid, this is the worst thing she has done to me, but other than that we love each other, she says im like a sun that shines her :3

>tfw when you'll never have a tiny womanlette gf to play with

It's a sad, sad feel.

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my mom kicked me when I was on the floor once, and pushed my sister on the floor and kicked her once as well, but she usually just threw things and hit me.

Short men seriously aren't loved enough. All my crushes throughout my life have always been an inch or two shorter than me though I'd prefer a bigger difference.
I often wear shoes that are heels but not fancy heels. My heeled boots usually add an inch or two so I end up being 6'0. I would not change my height.
I wish you the best. You'd be surprised as to how many tall women actually like shorter guys.
It's not irregular to believe that poly relationships are disgusting.

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>I'd prefer a bigger difference.
What'd be your ideal?

>womanlets
heh

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This should be updated. 5'7-5'10 is now the ideal female height.

>It's not irregular to believe that poly relationships are disgusting.
>skipping over the other lines
I think you know what I meant.

You. Are. Literally. Two. Inches. Under. Normal. Height.

Girls between 4'10" and 5'2" are the best.

>be me, 6'4"
>2 year old younger sister is 5'1"

how the fuck do genetics work?

2 years younger sister to clarify.

tfw no 4'7-4'11 gf

Seconding this
Even 5"8 sucks

5'3" adult male

nothing is worse

>tfw 4 foot 11
But my license says 5 feet because thats what I said when they asked hehe

Tfw 5'2, 90 lbs 18 year old boy.

I'm too confident though, so I'm effectively bully proof from anyone mean.

Girls love me.

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Being short isn't even an inherent negative for a woman.

>Girls love me
Yeah, the same way they love all small animals

Have you ever dated?