Do you pet your gym's gymcat?

Afraid of snakes? This is one fear I could never comprehend. Not calling you a pussy, I just don’t get it. I grew up catching them

This is a funny thing
>dog drinks from my cup
>drink after that myself
>no problem
>cat drinks from my cup
>drink after that myself
>diarrhea

It's an expression, kid. You call a sneaky/untrustworthy person a snake.

>tfw no gymcat miaoing at me to give me the strenght to increase my bench

is that why it's used as symbol in pharmacy?

serpent-entwined rod wielded by the Greek god Asclepius, a deity associated with healing and medicine.

or devious big pharma snake, hmmm

>go in for morning workout
>the fucking gym alligator is occupying the free weights again
>last guy who tried to move him ended up doing cardio during the wrestling and gym police took his gains away
anyone have a good idea for bait?

I think I'm allergic to cats so fuck no.

Onions

i suppose one little head scratch wouldn't hurt

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how does a gym acquire a gymcat?

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find a cat and put it in the gym

No, but I make sacrificial offers to the feral gym cat village in order to make and preserve my gains

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This is disgusting. Why would you ever eat or drink after any animal ever?

Do you let dogs lick your face too?

Be a home gym master-race, acquire one of these.

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what.

You're thinking of ferrets. Cats are the tall, noisy ferrets with bigger ears.

I'm allergic to cats, so I would immediately cancel my gym subscription if they ever allowed one of those filthy beasts in.

>I'm so weak the smell of cats makes me physically ill
Sounds like suicide is your only option user because you're never gonna make it

>weird eqipement
>big empty space
>overweight untrained people
Definitely crossfit

Of course, she always swings by to say hello
Just need to kick her out before deadlifting so she doesn't get squashed

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what are those bucket posts for.

chalk I guess

>rubs itself against your legs as you're in the middle of a PR deadlift
This seems like disaster waiting to happen.

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you wont like the answer to that

Home gym so yes

Canine saliva has antibacterial properties

>tfw no chalk buckets in my gym

I can't lift in from of my cats. They look so sad when I don't pet them in the middle of my set. Plus they get excited and slober everywhere

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I cleaned at a place that had two cornish rex kittens. One of them really lived up to the breed stereotype; it followed me around the flat and constantly kept an eye on me, he wasn't afraid of the vaccuum either.

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Snakes can be poisonous, their hiss is scary, they somehow move with no limbs, they bite you, and they are extremely stealthy

snakes are acute

I like this post user

pussy shit

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What in the fuck? Pet spiders are cool and all but I mean fucking tarantulas oraz shit.

I OHP my home's homecat

It also causes gang green when they bite you.

What I said is true, what you said is a myth, dogs mouth biome is way more harmful to us than another humans, even if that other wives tale of their mouths being 'cleaner' is true, it's still more harmful.

>gang green
are you fucking serious user?

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same here as a kid in Florida i used to be a little swamp rat grabbing any snake i saw, it was fun.

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I know this feeling. One of the best perks of being a part of the home gym master race.

Also, the airport I fly out of has a cat at the gate who is chill as fuck. Always pet him for good luck and smooth skies.

Pic related of home gym cat.

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are (home) gym dogs welcome?

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>tfw uncle's 20 year old cat got in a fight with a badger and had to be shot

At least she lived a long life, she wasn't even an indoor cat

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fuck off, Paulie

>Would pet/10

Absolutely fren.

beautiful boy
absolute boy

here is my gymlord

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gymcat treats

Yeah, it's a clean mouth relative to other dogs. Dog mouths are not clean for humans. Besides, even if it was antibacterial, it wouldn't be instant. If a dog licks its ass hole, eats literal shit off the ground, or licks the smegma from its own dick, and then licks all over your face, then all that is now on your face.

>doing bench presses
>finally get good arch in back
>gym cat crawls in there and goes to sleep
>have to stay like that for three hours

tell him he's a good boy from me

No but I pet my GymDogᵗᵐ

Try moving to a city where there’s hundreds of people like this. Let their shitty untrained dogs of their leashes and it’s a fucking shitshow anytime you go to a park or a trail with your dog who doesn’t get along with others.

C L A I M E D

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Seriously cats get piss and shit all over them

Notice the back door in the back of the picture. A lot of gyms will open that door when the weather is nice to let fresh air in. Cats will come in through that way.

Well then keep good form and control and don't drop the weight you weak faggot.

if your cat slobbers it's most likely a dog. does it weigh over 50 pounds?

Is punt that lil invasive species fucker into the wall and proceed to beat it to death with a dumbbell. Fuck cats, killing native birds like the little pricks they are

I don't have a gymcat but I have a gymbirb

very cute kitty user

post gymtweet

Well I already had my workout session, but she's my home gymtweet. She'll just jump onto the barbell when I'm doing squats however I will put her in her cage whenever I'm doing bench or deadlift. I mean its probably dangerous but I haven't had any issues in the 2 years I've had her

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Vomit

>not sleeping under the bench
Never gonna make it

does she softly chirp motivating things into your ear when you lift, user?

Yes, while she can't speak cause she's female her soft chirps are great motivation

>feral cat village
Tell me more

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Toxoplasmosis victim detected.

When cats get really excited they start to drool. Yours must not care about you enough to get excited when you lift.

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Based gym birb giving you bonus gains

No - I'm scared of cats after one attacked me on the street a couple of years ago. Maybe over time I will trust it

oh my fucking god this.
one of the PTs at my gym always brings his gay ugly dog into the gym when he's working with clients. he's a mid 20s prematurely balding faggot who knows nothing about training so I assume he does it just for girls to talk to him.
anyways I hate him and his dog. and girls don't talk to him. only gym-bros aka faggots

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