/alck/

Had my first experience with literal delirium tremens about a week ago. The gf threatened to kick me out, so I had no choice but to basically go cold turkey. It was a horrible, horrible experience. I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy. I’ll go ahead and green text the story if there’s any interest

i'm on a work trip with two coworkers who don't drink because they're mormon. last night i got really drunk and tried to go home with the girl, then almost threw up on the guy. today was kinda awkward.

i only had moderate withdrawals and it was so bad. Can't imagine full blown DT's. type it out user

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>soyboy incel still thinking IT‘S HIS SUPER SEKRIT CLUB!!!!
get a load of this loser lmao

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Wew. That shit's a wild ride, ain't it? You get a visit from the Dugan? I've only met two other people who have and read one story online that seemed to be them.

I was able to drink only half a bottle of wine last night. Before that I was sober for a couple of days. Before that I was waking up and getting sloshed for a couple of days. But it's Friday again and so the cycle continues...

maybe you should stop drinking

I've been alone for 8 years now. I've worked up the courage to talk to a girl today. She asked me if I was asking her on a date. I said yes and she laughed. Took my phone number down and said she'd call, but I don't think she will. It was good for me to get out of my shell, but I don't think I will again for a long time if she won't give me the time of day. I'm sad. Going to keep drinking in this snowbank.

How does it even affect you dude. Like what the fuck is your problem.

I'm twisted. On one hand I agree that on topic posting is important to the quality of a board... On the other hand you're a huge fucking FAGGOT for using "muh sekrit club" and are almost certainly new....

>be me, fifth a day alcoholic off and on for 10 years
>been through mild-severe withdrawal around 30 times
>recently went on 6 month binge around a fifth a day, usually a bit more
>gf gets fed up, demands I stop
>decide that I have to stop
>after around 6 hours without drink, wake up shaking literally drenched in sweat
>turn and have conversation with gf, and we talk for about an hour
>turns out she was never even there. A few minutes later she calls me and asks if I want anything from store
>mind is blown, start to get extremely anxious, start pacing around apartment
>snow starts falling from ceiling as opera music seems to be playing in my ears
>get extremely paranoid and run to bathroom, throw up bile and blood
>look in to toilet and see giant snake (it wasn’t there)
>shakily stand up to take piss and literally think I see tiny black ants coming out of my dick hole
>start seeing spots and pass out
>gf found me on floor seizing out apparently
>she knows how to treat withdrawal as we have been together for quite awhile
Apparently I was drenched in sweat for the next two day with a crazy look in my eyes telling her about evil vultures and how I failed my family.. and also something out my experiences in mountains and caves... things that I’ve never done.

/ck/ literally has no quality whatsoever, but it's proven that it is the most applicable board for al/ck/ threads. They were historically reasonable and a net positive. The alcoholics stayed to themselves in the threads and it literally hurt no one.

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just lost my job this week coming to work borderline drunk

bosses were sick of it

I gotta restart my life now at 36, this feels worse than the worst hangover. alcohol has controlled me since I was 21 and I need hope...

Thank god you didn't get Dugan'd my man. Don't pick up a drink again, those DTs get worse and will show you horrible things most men don't encounter.

Lmao faggot did this to urself

Normies have nothing better to do than to hurt other people.

>not coming to 4channel for epic memes and trolling idiots like the so called “““oldfags“““
>giving a shit about being new or not
lmaoing at your shit site and shit userbase

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>have sympathy for me being a dumbass who never changes

Mentioning alcoholism offends the alcohol marketers.

>fml
ok
>veganism
ok
>alcohol
absolutely ok
>alcoholism
not ok

You can't win.

>This thread is off-topic. This is a board about food and cooking, not about how you are a failure at life and a burden for your families and friends. Please take it to Jow Forums or Jow Forums.
Sceencapped to be posted in vegan threads from now on.

>The alcoholics stayed to themselves in the threads and it literally hurt no one.
Imagine having this little self-awareness.

I guarantee you that you never changed and never will.

Green text it user

woah, deep

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They didn't. They had one thread that they stuck to. If you are arguing that even the visibility of an alcoholic thread existing, you are a ridiculously sensitive cuck. If anything the one thread still had people coming into it who could just easily ignore it to insult people they had nothing to do with.

I need to stop drinking, too. Good luck user!

>They stayed to themselves
Lmao no you faggots didnt. Every thread on ck had 1 or 2 faggots typing like retards and would try to derail the thread by sperging about your sad lives

Ended up moving back in with my mom (I'm 29) in order to get my life back together. I still drink once a week (it's a doozy) but work is good and my savings are growing. Hoping to be back in school finishing my degree by next year.

Literally false dude. Alcoholics didn't infest /ck/. However outsiders to al/ck/ threads did infest al/ck/ threads and then new mods banned the threads for no good reason.

>Literally false
You probably we're too drunk to remember it desu. It happened all the time

Im 34 and did the same shit. Im on month two of no job. Could probably stretch my savings to 7-9 more months then im either homeless or gonna have to ask momma if i can live there again.
good luck

I get that you may have a serious opposition to alcohol, but what you are talking about did not happen, I've been here daily for years.

Thank you, user. Yes I’m sure I likely saw shit that I don’t even remember, but the gf said my clothes were basically soaked in sweat (I guess she changed them like 3 times a day), and I was talking about incomprehensible things. It kinda sucks that I doubt remember most of this shit, just the beginning, but it was the most horrifying thing ever. Not even scary. Just an absolute nightmare

You genuinely were just too drunk then
I love to drink but I'm not a retard who drinks too much constantly then seeks sympathy on Jow Forums

irc.rizon.net
#al/ck/

i don't drink and i never saw it. my memory is fine.

why are you making things up? are you a drunk who doesn't want to face the fact that you have a serious drinking problem.

>denial

I don't care. Take your crybaby shit to Tumblr

>I love to drink
confession acknowledged. you're a drunk.

that's the first step, alcoholic-user

Same guy here. Honestly I would consider the first 24-48 hours the worst, because the anxiety. That shit is nearly unbearable, you will likely consider suicide during this period. Once you slip in to the DTs, you don’t even know what the fuck is going on anymore. You’ll just be laying in bed for 2 days, (likely freaking out), but you will probably only remember a few things from the experience.. though it can be deadly, so don’t do what I did and trust an inexperienced person.

>Y-you like to drink? You're a pathetic retard like us!
Lmao

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>I love to drink but I'm not a retard
too drunk to type 'sage' in the correct field

figured it out eventually

get help, dude

are you too drunk to comprehend what you read. i said that i don't drink.

let me repeat: i do not drink alcohol.

Are you a tranny.

Now now ladies, lets keep this civil.

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I'm telling you, it's the alcohol marketing. You can't win.

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what about beer?

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ginger beer, sure. i quite like it. but that doesn't contain alcohol.

Surprised the thread even saw the mercy to be moved but it's still probably just onions or sharia shit.

this thread contravenes rule 1 of Jow Forums

i'm surprised too. thought it would be deleted without mercy.

i'm wondering if the mod is a drunk in denial, who sympathises with his fellow drunks but wants to stay in denial.

or is simply taking orders from a higher power.

either way we get to post dick pics now because adult board

Why did /ck/ ban al/ck/?? I thought it was a staple of the board

lold because it made me feel at home. Thanks user.

Ive been sober for about a week or so and im about to go pick up a bottle of something. I was really worried about my liver and got some bloodwork done and thankfully it all came back normal. Im still not sure im ready to start drinking again because the liver still aches a bit.

Im going to try my hand at drinking responsibly, despite wanting to just get completely out of my mind drunk.

Two theories:

1) It's detrimental to alcohol marketing.

2) New jannie is a drunk in denail and doesn't want to see them. Like a closet fag doesn't want to look at dick pics for fear that he might openly like one and be forced address his true feelings, and stay in denial.

not even a welcoming commitee from r9k, smfh

You seem super fun to be around. We should totes hang out.

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what about the fml thread? doesn't that belong in Jow Forums too then?

>Anonymous ## Mod

post number don't line up with the r9k archives

this thread is a glitch in the matrix

Just bought a handle of Vladimir. waiting til sunday to drink. Think i can do it friends? Its sitting there just calling me. It wants me to drink.

Chugged two 32oz steel reserves, one on my lunch break and another during a break later. I'm tired of doing this, feeling like shit all the time. Dealing with WDs after serious benders. I'm not in withdrawal territory for now, but goddamn I just want to be free of the constant desire to drink

why are you waiting until sunday, just drink it now

im on a booze break for two weeks and the 20th is also a lunar eclipse so im making it an occasion. Im actually pretty content being sober right now but i would love to have a drink of course. For the sake of my health im trying to discipline myself.

Here from /ck/ to say hey to you guise,

Liquor Store Clerk here,
AMA

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>get scared because of le brain damage
>still drink

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I used to have 4-8 drinks a day for about two years, but had to stop drinking because I was getting withdrawals. I started again after a week but the withdrawals came back immediately so I quit again. How long do I have to stay sober till I can drink again and not immediately get withdrawals?

Never, in my experience anyway. As soon as I get drunk after awhile sober I go hard, obviously. I usually can't sleep for a few days and if I manage to get a couple hours of sleep I wake up drenched in sweat.

Oh and my longest time sober was 431 days. It only took one night of hard drinking again to restart the withdrawals.

Have a cute girl.

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Classic alckie.

Can I get free booze, and how do I go about doing so?
>I guess you al/ck/ys don't want to know

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