Who was the last person to see your penis?

You wish you were a 50 year old brown-skinned muslim?

no I wish I was the guy that got to see and handle your penis

I can't remember if it was my mom or my classmates.
No it was not an embarrassing moment, it was just one of those showers where you're required to be naked before you get in the pool.

my friend. we were drinking last night and crossed streams in the bathroom while talking about graduation

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Either my wife or possibly the guy next to me at the urinal at work if he tried to sneak a peek.

That's my doctor. You want to be the 50 year old muslim man.

lady at the massage parlour

I mean I guess, as long as I get some alone time with you (and that cock of yours)

based weeb

some tinder roastie

Irl or text?

No woman not related to me has ever actually seen my penis.

So, me, right now

Some kids idk

A girl named Judith.
A Dominican slut from Washington Heights in Manhattan.
Huge fucking disgusting slut. I hope one day I see her again so I can ignore her

Both, she asked for dick pics then we met up and fucked (I feel ashamed)

ER nurse.
Or the ultrasound specialist guy if carefully just the nuts out is enough.

i was peeing outside and a girl passed by and saw me, does it count?

i can get paid for jerking off into a webcam? i thought only girls made money doing porn

The demand for male cam whores is higher because every teenage girl and her sister does it

ah yes, supply and demand, basic dickanomics

yeah but realistically you'll get like 10% girls and 90% gay dudes watching, and im being generous with 10%

its not that easy. there are hundreds of men in the website i mentioned. you have to be able to attract an audience (mostly men) if you want to make money.

just go to chaturbate's men section to see for yourself. dozens of pages of men jerking off, and a lot of them dont have an audience.

Your mother oooooh gotem

Male camwhores can make almost as much business as the girls can, just keep in mind 90% of your audience will still be male and learn to pander to them

My jew doctor when he mutilated my penis
Origonal

>6x4 penor

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Were you circumcised this afternoon?

literally whats the sos?

My medical doctor. I had become convinced that I had testicular torsion, in spite of not having any pain, as a result of psychosis.

>in spite of not having any pain
Well, you're making me ( ) feel a lot less stupid for having wasted time and money on getting mine checked.

i dont think anyone has since i was toilet trained

Some girl I texted on Kik after she sent me nudes randomly when she said she was horny

some fat bitch that sucked me up. shit was good.

My mother, when I was like six.

Some nigger who hopped over the stalls in middle school.

Female doctor, i was 16 at the time

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A trap pornstar from last year. Low key want that again

My very original and gay boyfriend

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Spotted the burgers that are too fat to see their own dicks
Myself, obviously

Myself. If that doesnt count, probably my doctor.

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Can we ban faggots that mass reply to people?

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someone on some dick compare thread

A middle-aged male doctor

u r a meanie im not a burger ok i dont even get the joke

comparing cocks is gay

My sister and her lesbian girlfriend

My dad when he caught me fapping. Motherfucker never knocks the goddamn door.

it is. but a lot of guys i do it with say they aren't

Some guys on /tv/ they were talking about dicks because they were visible in the show and some guy said that no one here has one longer than 15cm
So I posted mine to prove him wrong

pof chick, she had her hand on it in the theatre

My mother when I was 8 years old

I'm 26 now

I had sex with a woman like 6 months ago

That was the last time IRL but I also posted my dick on a reddit page for dicks just because I am a narcissist and I need validation.

My girlfriend a week ago

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Based and robotik.

a teenage girl on facetime

Hooker 4 month ago.

My wife of course, silly user.

>Who was the last person to see your penis?
Me, or my bf.

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What type of weird magical /x/ tier sigel is that and what were you trying to accomplish with it?

No one has ever seen my cock.

my sister

not proud

Probably my mom when she used to help me bathing when I was a child.

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'Other than yourself' was implied. If you didn't have a burger education you'd have figured that out.

Ah fuck you leatherman.
t. jabroni

A married woman 5 years ago.

an attractive young nurse

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A Canadian woman that wanted a quickie to get over her breakup.

My circumcision surgeon

I had sex with a girl I met on omegle in a changing room at lord and taylors in new york city
That was last april

Other than myself, my mom about ten years ago.

A guy I don't know who I traveled to spend new years day with

The regional penis inspector at my school

Report them for spamming links

lol just filter out dudes
you won't make money but it's still hot to jerk it with 3-4 skanks watching

My masseuse last week.

Where I live, all full-aged men are sent to an army physical. For me that was about 7 years ago. There are nurses there that examine your genitals.

>penis inspection day was not a meme after all

Besides myself in the shower? My girlfriend yesterday