Risk Thread Pt II
All quiet on the western front.
Rhodesia has been annexed, Kerbals have settled with SA over West Africa
Risk Thread Pt II
I push to fill the jungle I occupy
always with the shit rolls
fill niger
May I join?
Madagascar 2
Mozambique 5 + 7
Etiopia 4 + 6
Tanzania + 6
Sudan 4 + 3
Israel + 5
Rolling to defend against the Italian fag (Prioritaze Israel, that guy left that land to me) and counter attack him if necessary in Greece and Lybia if I'm not attacked just expand my land in Tanzania
Updating bonus and Tripcode
Oh well... Guess I'll have to attack yellow in Syria and Turkey...
OP are you sure you counted my roll? I attacked the yellow fag in Turkey and Holy Land, retaking Egypt, and he didn't defend
Use spill to push east
go ahead mate, not much room though.
Fill Nigeria, spills to Niger
He did, he sent spillage to defend if he couldn't attack rhodesia and rhodesia surrendered
Oh ok sorry I didn't notice
Stupid me I forgot Turkey city
Madagascar 2
Mozambique 5 + 7
Etiopia 4 + 6
Tanzania + 6
Sudan 4 + 3
Israel + 5
Turkey +1
don't fill into Niger since I need the bonus.
I will join!
Sardinian Christian Empire.
Purple.
Sardinia.
yeah, man, they are all yours I'm just defending from the Italian fag
is that ceding?
Retake Egypt, attack Turkey from Greece and the Holy Land from Egypt.
nope, I choose not to defend against his attack, so he's expandidn 30 something
ok
Damn, now I feel even worse about myself...
I defend against this tho
so 58 - 58 it's a tie, right?
See, the Italian fag keeps attacking, so I'm going to focus on him
yep
...
Fine
>disables my Egypt bonus for no reason
>BOOHOOO THE ITALIAN FAG KEEPS ATTACKING
I've balanced the product of these two so you pretty much just split it in half. You'll have to discuss yourselves what you'll do with it this turn.
I send a delegation to Madri.
Madagascar 2
Mozambique 5 + 8
Etiopia 4 + 7
Tanzania + 7
Sudan 4 + 4
Israel + 6
Turkey + 3
Fuck the italian fag in Lybia and Greece with this roll and defend Israel at all cost
How about you get Israel and Cyprus, I get Turkey and Italy gets Egypt?
Get through that narrow corridor, maybe fill North Congo if possible
Kill the mexican ape with this roll
Nah, you can nuke me, game is almost over
again rolling for jungle filler
fugg
Attack Yu Lan into ethiopia
I swear to fuck i get another one and ima fucking end my life
check your bonus
ok guys we need to figure out a peace treaty here, no need to bully yul this much
Looks like I can finally nuke this fag, can I send the nuke now or should I wait for the next turn OP?
Alright... spend my roll to improve the well-being of Arabia then
have to wait for next turn.
We finishing this peace treaty or what, I don't think nukes are necessary.
I'm attacking him just so you know
let him, he can only nuke one region
>I don't think nukes are necessary
But I do
Proposed peace treaty.
yeah but he'll destroy cities and regional bonuses
Fuck off! I'm out! do what you want
fuck that desu kills the whole game
Lawrence agrees! Not enough yellow though
Let me nuke the ape! I WANT TO NUKE THE APE!
game can still go on but he's just surrendered. If we don't split it up I'm taking it as his ally.
We'll give you a special exception and you can nuke Sudan, how about that?
Thanks Spain, you're my best ally atm.
I propose pact to noble savoia,
L.M.A.O. why so asshurt PACO? Don't be a pussy and fight.
sorry due to priority of roll you're locked now
I think you're getting blanked now sorry mate
Nha, it wouldn't be the same. I only wanted to make the mexican mad but it seems like he already ragequitted.
What do you mean??
I'm sorry Sardegna but I will probably crush you.
I'm seizing my claimed yellow territories, you guys decide what you want to do.
Not Corsica though
Why?
so is this the offical mupdate now?
since I don't have allies anymore can I join you guys
corsica isn't on the map
nope
I think yul lan left since he got pissed when you posted that pictrure
The birth place of Napoleon and its not on the map... Fuck that...
I think he was pissed before that.
well he left anyway
He was already pissed when I got the nuke and he told me to check my bonus lel
?
Cede all my land to Italy
Madrid +8
Marakesh +6
Algerian capital +3
goodnight
Fuck off we're full
S-spain-sama...
well fuck
You aren't anymore. Don't know how he just rejoined the alliance either to be honest.
either way it'd upset the balance for me to join now so I won't. I've tried to redistribute territory but Italy is probably OP now.
forgot image
rolling to fill Tasmania and Cameroon
I'm the cool cat now
Gib territory to Italy, I'm done
Kill Sardinia, fill Algeria
come on man, at least give it to me
do you wanna make this fair or should we just end this in a meme battle?
Are we still comtinuing? Help my ally by taking Somalia then
we aren't even at war
I think we should just peacemap now.
Southern Africa to you, Northern African and Western Europe (+Greece) to me and the Middle East to Lawrence.
Do I get west Africa then?
final
Perfect. GG everyone, very nice and funny game.
Thanks for hosting OP, and your map is very playable and fun.
Thanks for hosting OP, and thanks for playing, everyone!
Well thank fuck I can finally sleep at the very least. Got an idea for a free for all, you might see the fruits of that tommorow.
Would be great to see