Is it possible for a grown 26 year old man to go back to highschool...

is it possible for a grown 26 year old man to go back to highschool? i graduated a very long time ago but my HS experience was shit, never had a gf, got beaten up every day, even the teachers made fun of how ugly i am. i'm more mature now, I grew a lot between 17 and 21, if I went back tomorrow I could dominate the classroom, beat those kids up, get a teen gf, even the teachers would respect me, I could be the TOP DOG of the classroom. I could go to parties, get drunk, do drugs, even start my own band and practice in my garage.

but how? you need papers to sign up for school. maybe if I just walk in with a backpack one day and pretend I just transfered i could just wing it

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It's definetly possible, when I was 17 I had a girl who was 30 in my class, she wasn't the fairest of them all either. but it didn't seem that strange to me desu

Im certain the worst part is the shame you have to feel being surrounded by normie fucking teenagers

how did that work? how did they let her sign up?

Try uni fraternity

waht teh fucck

if you graduated high school you cant go back. youre too old anyway

Schools have age limits determined by their local laws, and students are only allows to enroll at the discretion of the principal. Nobody is going to let a gross 26yo NEET man enroll to fraternize with 15yo girls. Your best bet for an HS diploma is an adult-oriented high school course offered by a local college, or online courses.

Only if you're a black refugee living in the UK

the idea is to pretend i'm underage obviously.

Just go to a community college you moron. Why the fuck would you want to go to a high school? You're not going to have any interests that are similar to them so you'll be that older outcast.

There is no way in hell you're going to be able to pass as a minor. This is both physically and legally.

No, you can't go back to HS after a certain age. If you already have a diploma just go to community college one day

>how do you do, fellow kids

this should be funny

because its easier to be alpha if im surrounded by a bunch of kids with no life experience obviously. I could be the alpha male of the group and have the time of my life

i think i could pull it off with a hair transplant. i look very young anyway

This is quite possibly the most pathetic thing I've ever read
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Like I said, you're not going to get away with it legally. School districts only allow a certain age in, you're well past that. I'd like to see how you plan on faking your age, physical appearance, background check and social security number.

Yes op, this is 100% what will happen. Good idea.

That actually happened at my school in Virginia some 30 year old guy went there for a few years pretending to be 16 a while back.

I understand that this is a troll post but I unironically know people like you irl.

Also if you got caught (easy since every class has a roster they have to check every day so they'd notice right away you weren't supposed to be there) and if caught you'd almost certainly be arrested. This is a pretty fucking retarded especially since you're trying to go there and bully students there.

Citations needed, otherwise I'm finna call bullshit on your post.

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She signed up just as the rest of us did I suppose, maybe she skipped a year or two because her diploma

there have been a bunch of different cases like this all over the american south in the past few years, when they big hurricane hit a few years ago lots of older guys signed up for highschool pretending to have lost all their papers in the floods. recently they caught this 24 year old who was pretending to be 17 and had a 14 year old gf, because someone from his original HS class recognized him on the street

Imagine being a grown-ass man and wanting to go back to school just to beat up children and take advantage of underage girls. Holy shit. The lack of self-awareness.

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This needs to be a movie
NEET Street 26

Jesus christ, you're fucking sad lmao. Why the fuck would you go through all that trouble of faking your entire identity and information just to do that shit. Fucking pedo.

move to the EU and say you're a refugee from africa. say you're 16, they can't question it.

originalis fatalis

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seems pretty based to me ya simp!!

Plz tell me this is a joke, and that you arent actually this retarded.