*bumps into you*

how can a single man be so based.

> oh hi there I didn't see you handsom
> immediately whip dick out
> helicockter engage.png
> go home
> get on Jow Forums
> and ask for advice

I'm a ugly fuck so by saying nothing and leaving

I get that it's just a joke but how should you actually respond in this situation?
"hey beautiful" sounds weird but just "hey" sounds autistic.

maybe you'd be able to see better in the sun if it wasn't reflecting off your artificially whitened skin.

seriously is she a k pop idol or something?

>"u-uhhm n-no problem"
>*forced laughter*
>*speedwalk away*

I'm a mulatto so I'm pretty sure she wouldn't say that to me

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Straight face. No talking. Keep going to where I was going. She can't treat me like that.

She basically just cat called and sexually assaulted me. Lucky I don't call the police.

alright..... honey...., what's it gonna take to get your lips around my cock?

wake up and crave death

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"...that's a fucking weird thing to say bitch. Ching chong gook song ok? bye bye now and don't ever talk to me or my wife's son again."

>punch her in the fucking face
>Steal backpack

The suck my dick obviously

Thanks I'll keep that in mind for the future.

Hey, nice jaw. How much was it?

Sun was in my eyes

I didn't see you the sushi I ate earlier had wasabi and my eyes are still closing up as I wince in pain

Doubt that she would say that to me. Im trying to grow a mustache.

>you should be more careful next time

"tianmen square 1989"

>how do you respond
Something like this

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I think I just wakeup

>how do you respond

back away out of fear due to this being a possible kidnapping and organ harvesting scenario

>ehhh.. thanks u 2
>*walks away fast*

The sun swallowed me

>My jizz radiates even more on the chests of Asian sluts. Wanna see?

OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES NEXT TIME

anime daisuki

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yes that is a proven fact by scientists

I've had multiple Asians confirm this.

*whips out high powered hose*
*10 gallons of makeup washes off her face*
Heh, nothing personal whore.

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hey, whore, nice eyebrows.

>how do you respond
mog her with a pic of cub

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mfw a manlet was near me with his camera

hey so whos this su- guy is he your boyfriend?

Sorry those quads were blinding my eyes

oh haha that's okay. y-you too

Anyone else here /asiangirlsexual/

Turn round to see who she's talking to while continue to walk past her.

Based and blackpilled familia

gt the FUCKK away from me gook i am not going to be your laughing stock

spic bro

no ;(

Since this is something that could never happen, I don't need to know how to respond.

/thread
Based AF

I don't. I'm not ending up in a Youtube prank video.

I've always liked Asians in general. Depending on the region, they can be a lot easier to deal with.

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ESL for life.

laugh because she's joking
keep walking

Am I the only one who thinks Asian women are so plain looking and not attractive or sexy at all?

I get flustered and look behind me because it could be someone behind me or is being sarcastic.

run away
originalrino posterino

h-hey you're pretty cute. can i see your feet?