>Sit on the toilet for 1hour trying to drop the log
>finally say fuck it
>take the levative pear and injected full bowl of hot water into my strained ass
>instantly go oh fuck mode
>sit on toi and start streaming
>the shit clogs the hole preventing water from flying out
>feel like im about to explode
>insert two fingers and let water run out
Plan b
>take a lot of vazeline and rub all my insides
>bend over washmachine standing and shake my ass up and down for 10minutes while continuing browsing here
oh shits im about to deliver
>its already sliding down and i have no time to sit on the toilet
>swing my ass so it doesnt drop on my feet
Fuckng pain
Camden Taylor
Kevin Powell
Here are some things for comparison
This one is even larger than the last one i posted
My shoe size is 47
Anyways im glad im alive
Nicholas Parker
>shits on the Floor
>takes pic
Godspeed op, you got your priorities sorted
Xavier Edwards
smells delicious *moan*
Lincoln James
I'm not expert or anything, but you probably need fiber.
Easton Brooks
He's also likely got some form of bowel or stomach cancer based on the color of the top of that shit.
Jaxon White
So how do you plan on getting rid of your creation OP?
James Reyes
holy shit nigga eat more fiber and take probiotics
Asher Diaz
I just took whats left of toilet paper and grabbed it gently and carried to the bowl (fucking run out i didnt notice)
Bitch snapped halfway and landed on the floor again
I used the empty roll to scoop out the soft one and mopped the floor
Noone will ever find out
Smooth criminal
Anthony Thomas
Can you tell me the exact method you used and link the products. Because I hae had severe constipation the past few days and I feel like my bowel is going to perforate if I don't purge myself soon.
I have considered enemas a lot but I am worried about bleeding and shit. Are they really as effective as people claim?