/sissy general/

Yeah but what does that have to do with this? I just want to talk with other robots about going out. Btw what bars do you recommend? The previous one i used to go to has an asshole bartender and the regulars are jerks too, all my friends hate them as well so im looking for something new.

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true dat

>tfw when no cute sissy boi to caress and take care of

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Dude what the fuck? Why would you dump that emotional baggage on a sissy?

if you like bearded dudes and drinking large steins of mead you should check out the rainbow bridge pub

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>tfw no sissy pit dug out in my living room to come home to after work where I store 3 skinny naked sissies who I keep pumped up on xanax and MDMA who are constantly writhing and cumming on each other in a constant state of pleasure, kept alive on a steady diet of cock and pineapples, making out and frotting with each other while fighting for my attention to be the next one to get buttfucked

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I was drinking a lot. I know. I fucked up a good thing, he was so cute and pure. Lesson learned, don't shit where you eat

Anyone know where to find a big sis(sy) to teach me how to crossdress and become cuter

>rainbow bridge pub
The god Heimdallr stands before the rainbow bridge (Bifrost) whilst blowing a "horn". This may carry symbolic meaning.

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I need to feed a sissy some dick snot. Anyone interested?

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I want a little sissy to mentor. Mostly to shave my butt.

>no sissy bf to tie up to a tree with neck chains and have him brutally raped by a giraffe, then feed him to the lions in my backyard
>ywn never watch as the giraffe dick perforates his intestines or as the lions play with his dismembered body parts

feelsbadman

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It's a price worth to pay to learn the arts of sissylogy

Any sissies here into getting their bones broken? I want to dom a sissy and beat his skeleton up.

dick snot sounds so lewd
but yes

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I ordered hormones off the internet to satisfy my sissy crossdressing fetish and the hormones killed my sex drive and now I get no sexual gratification off sissy stuff now, what do?

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u sound like dumber me

>sissies here into getting their bones broken

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Are you near Youngstown?

Giggle time!

west-europoor
sadlife

Keep pumping the hormones and playing with your butt, your body will get used to it after a while and you'll be leaking like a good girl in no time

I'm thinking of going the way of the pink pill too, any advice?

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Don't half ass it. Commit to body hair removal, nail and skin care, dieting, the works. And if you're too lazy to prep your pussi for pounding, you better become a queen at sucking cock

What are you taking? Low dose AA and 2mg estrogen is the best for femboys, take ralox too if you want to avoid tits getting too big.

I'm already pretty skinny, any special advice for nail and skin care?
Body hair removal is not that hard.
How do you prepare the pussi if you dont mind me asking? I havent had sex yet so I dont know how to.

You don't understand. I thought trying to become a trap would make my sexual fantasies more enjoyable but it just doesn't at all. I have tried using my butt and fapping and nothing feels good anymore. My penis can't even get hard no matter how hard I try to make it.
Worst thing is that without a sex drive I realize how stupid this all is but if I stop taking hormones I'll probably just go back to being a horny mess that faps to humiliation porn 10 times a day again.

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I'm not sure what it is lately but I wish I had a trap gf. And i already have a gf. I've never even sucked a cock but I'd do it in a heartbeat for a slim qt trap

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Exfoliate and soap everyday in the shower, consider using an anti-acne facial scrub in the shower (since stronger exfoliators like a loofah aren't meant to be used on face). In the shower use conditioner once a day and shampoo every other day. After shower, moisturize your whole body and then use a facial moisturizer, every day.
For shaving your body, exfoliate beforehand and keep at it (take a break if you get razor bumps), and then just keep at it until your skin gets used to it. Every day rotate different body parts to shave since doing full body shave every day is time consuming.
For preparing your butt for sex, use an bulb enema, fill it with purified water with a pinch of salt in it, then repeat squirting it up until it comes out clean, then be sure you've gotten all residual water out.

thank you very much user. I will try to keep everything you said in mind. You seem like an experienced sissy. good for you.
I hope to one day make a guy happy like you certainly do.

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I've been taking 25 mg cypro per day and 100 microgram patches for about 2 weeks now...

no lewds things tonight. Just gonna put on some comfy clothes and relive my childhood in preparation for kh3.

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Good, patches are safer for you than oral estrogen. Be sure you're getting your liver enzymes checked though because of the AA.

YOU don't understand, your body is adjusting. Your sex drive will return and it will come with new gifts such as sensitive nipples

You're getting boycravings from estrogen, find a bf ASAP or you'll go crazy with lust

Uhhhhhhh bud?

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why are we making this on r9k instead of lgbt? maybe dont be this dumb?

Well it hasn't yet. My nipples are already sensitive and I thought having those pink, bulbous nipples I see in trap porn would be hot to play with but if I touch them at all they hurt :(

Kys you absolute niggerfaggot.

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i want to get a physical copy. and i live in europe so i need to wait...

Don't worry, I'll mail you one. Just pay me back in used socks.

you faggots need to stop converting yourselves to traps and just be proper queers for fuck sake, literally

why turn yourselves in to the one thing i hate

tfw want to have a guy erping with me but also to vent to me about these things.
what is this called?

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Fuck what the hell, I thought the release date was 1/29, oh well my amazon pre-ordered copy comes in on the 29th. A few days couldn't hurt to wait, I just won't use the internet all weekend.

A nice healthy relationship.
You a bottom?

An e-bf, there's plenty of fags that'll e-date you if you want

>You a bottom?
Yes. It's called a relationship when you do that? Is that why the other boi left original user?

Well? Who's going to swallow my spunk?
I'll force feed one of you bitchboys if I have to.

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Where can i find a trap to edate.

there is nothing cringier than robots trying to act 'alpha' in sissy threads
stop
you are embarrassing yourselves and everyone

Maybe he just wanted a strictly lewd relationship, or maybe I laid on too much too soon without realizing it when I was drunk. My thing is that when I'm horny I'm extremely dominant, but my general personality is pretty caring. I guess some people want one thing and not the other.

Wanna give chatting with me a shot? message this temp email with your email and we can figure out a way to chat from there if you want bb [email protected]

why would you want my socks?

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You're saying I can have an e-bf to erp with and talk about our feelings and life and things like that?
Where do I get that?

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I dunno, it gets me feelin rather randy user

lil qt, don't be coy

can you just add me on discord?
there 6757
I think I would enjoy talking to an dominant user.

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Because you have good taste, so they'll be cute socks, and if they're worn I know they'll already be broken in.
Oh, and for cumming inside.

I don't have a discord and can't figure out how it works. I'm 25, back in my day we just IM'd or used whatsapp

oh that sucks user. I don't really use anything else.

Is there a discord server where I can find a qt mtf to date/edate

I don't know user. you can add me if you want but I dont have any servers.

Think about how nice it would be if you installed an app that was exclusively just for you and me and no one else to talk with though... there's something special about having that

what app are you talking about?

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Kik would work for this purpose, easy to download and make an account

Because most sissies are hetero men who are broken porn addicts. They don't like men, they just want bizarre sexual gratification

Where is my sissy who enjoys being humiliated for his baby dick by a a hung guy?

Im a trap and a good listener but I suck at ERping

ITT faggots and normies who just hebophiles for loving perfected aged vaginas and developed breasts.

i envy you for losing your sex drive, i mean think of how better your life will become, you can focus on so much more. Sex is a useless primitive thing.

It won't let me add you

Give me your full disc

>tfw bulb enema ass 20+ times and still the water comes out brown
aaaaaaa it's like my boipussi is an endless void of shit help

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there 6757
replace space with hashtag.

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Eat better user, for you ass' sake

Eat more fiber, and be sure to shit right before starting the enema. It shouldn't take more than 2-3 bulbs. You know you're done when you can stick your finger in and smell no poop.

>tfw no sissy bf to coddle and go on dates with and then edge and torment in private

Hey anons! Please consider moving these general threads to lgbt.

I'm gonna change my first meal to yoghurt and some psyllium husk, fingers crossed it works.

Also my chastity cage comes next week, hopefully Tuesday! Thinking about going a brazilian wax so I'm smooth for weeks, I hate shaving.

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Look on /soc/, e-dating is way easier to setup than an IRL relationship. Just post in a trap thread on there

AND AMAZON SAYS THE RELEASE DATE IS 1/29 AS WELL WHICH IS WHY IT'S NOT ARRIVING UNTIL THEN
DID JEFF BEZOS FUCK ME OUT OF KH3

25th was the Japanese release date, 29th worldwide

You cant posy boipussi there tho

Oh thank god, you boys had me worried.

Please just stop what youre doing

>if I stop taking hormones I'll probably just go back to being a horny mess that faps to humiliation porn 10 times a day again
You are better on hormones then

hallo sissies, how goes it today?

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>used to be a sissy femboy teenager
>got fat and gross
oh well it was fun while it lasted

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