I just lost my virginity today

no prob dude hope you like it better now

I was of clear mind and sense. But in hindsight, I might as well have been intoxicated. We all make stupid decisions in times of desperation I guess.

Lol that made me laugh. Thanks user.

Shes engaged to some scary looking mfer and unless she wants to explain why the kid looks nothing like that dude, I think Im fine.

I wish this was a LARPing humblebrag but I feel worse than when I was a virgin. Every itch and tingle on my dick scares the shit out of me.

Thank you user.

Guys, please stop fighting. Were all going to come to this crossroads sooner or later. If I can do it, you lot eventually will too.

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>Nigger thinks he's cool now because he lost his virginity to a prostitute

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Not sure what parts of what I said gave you any of those impressions but Im sorry youre that fragile. This was never an incel board before and youre actually the newfag here.

>should I go to a doctor?
STD's are not immediately detetable. You have to wait at least a few months before you can get tested.

I've done it before. You're 99% safe. STD's are a disease of the past. Unless you fucked a nigger you have nothing to worry about.

Okay. Thanks user. I probably shouldnt have done it but I just wanted to lose it so bad. Mid 20s is a pretty pathetic time to lose it.

God I hate my life. I never get to cum inside a girl. Fuck my life sucks.

You can user, you just need to buckle up, work on your looks, haircuts and tried out okcupid, tinder, fucking anything dude and talk to girls and just practice. Or you can order a escort that takes birth control pills and creampie her or something.

It feels really, really, really good. I lucked out and she was a sexual deviant. Even with my way below average peen, I could feel her convulsing on it. She seemed into it too so idk.

>You're 99% safe.
yes
>STD's are a disease of the past
fuck off with that attitude

>health.clevelandclinic.org/throat-cancers-link-oral-sex-know/

>Though oral cancers have long been linked to smoking, head and neck surgeon Brandon Prendes, MD, says current research shows that HPV is directly related to some throat cancers. In fact, these cancers are on the rise, and soon will outpace new cervical cancer cases, he says.

Did you know HPV vaccines are pointless on women older than 25? By 30 youre pretty much guaranteed to have contracted HPV. Its precisely because people think your chances of getting an STD are none if "he/she looks clean" that oral cancer has skyrocketed. HPV is mostly harmless, but rampant dicksucking without condoms cause its "safe" is literally leading to deaths by cancer.

granted, cervical cancer, oral cancer, and STDs are still rare if youre not a prostitute nor live in a ghetto, but just like polio and crew, these diseases stay diseases of the past only if you keep protecting yourself you niggers

but sure lets make syphilis have a comeback

What the fuck is that thing with the tiktok girl on it? A pistol clip?

>itch and tingle
herp or warts, enjoy

Stay away from guns forvever

Its an AR mag lol

No pls user. I just wanted to lose my virginity :(

Dont be mean

tell the scary dude what happened leave town and get tested no one deserves to be cucked

>Having sex with a slut.
>Worrying after
You deserve to die.

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According to her, they have an open engagement. Shes been cucking him the entire time and apparently hes even met a few of the dudes in passing. It was all really surreal to hear. She could be full of shit but who the fuck am I to say. Only reason I bring it up is that she seldom lets anyone fuck her without protection let alone cum inside her. But who knows man. Thanks for the advice though, really appreciate it.

Why?

Thanks.
>AR mag
It actually makes sense because "hit or miss".

Those are the only types thatd give me the light of day. I dont think Im in any situation to turn down girls.

Aha the meme runs deep.