Oh god I love you user! I'm such a lucky girl to have a NEET with no job, no money, no savings...

>Coming to a website just to go against the grain

ok

>career prospects
The other things make sense, but tell me why this particularly thing matters aside from "muh social status".

leg_lock is the tag. my gf does it to me and shit feels cash

Do you even women? Their number one priority is money.

The thing is, I'd love to have a gf like that. I want someone as broken as me, I want to be able to emotionally connect with my partner. Too bad 3D females don't have emotions and only want Chad

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they have enough emotions to realise that dating you is a waste of their time when they can be with someone stable instead who will work on fixing them, because two broken people only destroy eachother. don't blame them for making a sound choice.

because women have a biological imperative to find stability, and they don't want to date someone working at wallmart for the rest of their life.

Same faggot.

Gotta say more shit or else my shit ain't original though.

>they don't want to date someone working at wallmart for the rest of their life.
What if you became a manager? That could be pretty stable income. Not the best but enough to support two people. Stable.

Legit though, that leg thing that girl got going in the photo. That looks fucking hot, I might need to lube up some and take this photo elsewhere.

Doesn't change the fact that OP is still a faggot though.

>completely unrelated post to homosexuality in any way
>faggots find a way to talk about it anyways
Are these guys literally mindbroken from all the brainwashing at this point?

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Its called leg lock, use this knowledge wisely user.

>thug guy drugdealers
>stable
>retail shit job
>too unstable
lol okay

because you want a dog you can fuck, not a person with any form of thought process or rational reasoning.

Its the fate of all NEETs who seek a relationship after realizing womem don't want jobless losers. They'll cope by fucking mentally unhinged men in socks, or will become said mentally unhinged man.

Not those 2 homos but I thought this was a trap thread at first, these days most girls have dicks.

>muh carrier, muh emotional growth
>meanwhile girls fuck no job losers all the time as long as they are thugsish and bad boy enough

Fuck off schlomo, I won't work in your company.

obviously you dont want to fuck the trashy girls that date drug dealers, why are you aiming for them?

>photo
user...

Nice strawman. There's plenty of guys with personalities/jobs/hygiene/hobbies/all the other bullshit you listed who still get rejected by women, or get "accepted" only to learn later they were being cheated on and used for betabux the entire time. Funny how women will still date men who beat them, though. I guess their personality detectors were malfunctioning, temporarily.

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No? I just want someone I can relate to

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I would sooner fuck a trashy girl than any girl that values my 'future prospects' more than me honestly.

>It gets me so wet thinking about having to baby you out of your habits of poor personal hygiene and your inability to cook any basic food!
Don't try to change me, baby.

>women only care about material possessions
>won't fuck you unless they can get something in return
hmmm

then get a male friend and get a dog.

> beta needs money, ambition and skills
> chads just need a six pack and to throw silly jokes

We have always been lied to, woman just want a 6 1/2 foot dude with a huge dick.
The only way to beat Chad is to be a millionaire.

But I want a life long partner I can talk to every day, not a friend. Also, what's your obsession with dogs

I don't know about you losers

but OP hit me really hard with this thread

I have no chance... no gf would ever want me

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Most women with these standards have just as shitty career prospects and independence skills as I do, if not worse. Chads still fuck them.
Being male is suffering.

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why would you post this
what do you get out of it

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Leg locking is what girls do when they want to sperm jack you and parent trap you so they get pregnant and can milk child support out of you for 18 years.

I wonder how big his penis is, any pics with his dick?

not all girls want to talk every day. get a dog if you want unconditional love.

You literally just described the entire population of women for the past many centuries. Hypocritical smug roastie go die.

Dear God, I want to fucking die.

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>Fixed it for you, dear.
Oh god I love you user! I'm such a lucky guy to have a NEET with no job, no money, no savings, who has no career prospects or any financial stability! It gets me so hard thinking about having to baby you out of your habits of poor personal hygiene and your inability to cook any basic food! Every guy wants an angry womanchild with stunted emotional growth that I have to invest hundreds of hours into in a one-way abusive relationship where you lash out and try to control me! I can't wait to have the responsibility of your happiness weighing me down every day where I have to take care of your mental state or you'll break down into a depressive mess!

I'm so glad I have all that for me, instead of having to settle for going out on fun adventures with Stacy, the repulsive thought of her making me laugh with silly humour and jokes, or how revolting it must be to go out in public with my arms wrapped around her slim toned waist compared to your sexy skinnyfat misshaven body!

user you're such a catch!

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That's why I said a gf, you're supposed to love each other and live together when you have a partner. For the last time, if you like dogs buy one yourself

You forgot to mention that my penis is small and I'm autistic, bitch. You won't fool me.

Based dubs. Never change OP.

I have a faggoty NEET friend that got laid lmao you literally just have to find a girl who includes you in their weird quirky sadboy fantasy

I don't know how the fuck it happened, he was HORRIBLE in bed just laid there with the girl on top but it happened

Real btw, I talked to the girl about it too

Lost my virginity as a NEET, it's not impossible to do.

^^^^
this is my grillfrend irl

>you're supposed to
your delusions aren't reality. you want to fuck a depressed clone of yourself, but the world doesn't work that way. women don't face the same problems you do, you'll never find a woman exactly like you.

broken girls have 2 options
>find someone more stable to help fix herself
>find someone just as broken and then both constantly fight and/or encourage each other's bad habits and become worse and worse

Only think of those that matter is not being abusive and showing at least once or twice a week

>NEET with no job, no money, no savings, who has no career prospects or any financial stability
I am this and I got a girl to fall so in love with me that when I broke up with her she tried to get me to stay by threatening suicide. She drove me places, paid for dates, bought me gifts. Just be tall and somewhat good looking and girls will forgive NEETness

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this
kys retarded whore

That's exactly what I said in my first post. Are you retarded?

>Just be tall and somewhat good looking

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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this. the only robot I know who has a japanese wife got rich running a construction company in california.

You have a lot of "losers" out there that have a very good job and some that even earn a lot of money. But they don't look good or can't socialize that well. Meaning roasties like you still go for chad that fucks you one night and then dumps you.

Why should I stick to a broken girl then? If I'm stable and earn a lot of money I might as well go for somebody equal too?

You don't really owe anything to anybody. Maybe you like her, though? Some girls like broken men. Often ends badly for them.

I have a degree, and an above average paying degree in coding with some savings building up and I still can't get a gf. If you're ugly literally nothing matters.

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Meh I have a decent amount of neetbux and I just fuck groupies who like my bands who don't know the secret why I'm such a productive musican

why do i envy the girl when i see this pic -_-

>because women have a biological imperative to find stability, and they don't want to date someone working at wallmart for the rest of their life.

Mostly true, but not completely. Most people I know from my old workplace at mcdonalds had girlfriends. These were dudes who had horrible hygiene and worked there for years on end. My cousin who recently got off a drug habit getting employed at a minimum wage store job is married.

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Holy fuck you literally shattered the minds of these poor robots, they try to argue that it's not true because they too have fellings but they know it's not true. They're less stable emotionally than the people they hate and knowing this makes them mad as fuck.

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I had a robot boyfriend once, I decided to give him a chance, and I can confirm this is exactly how out relationship went.

Incels don't deserve a chance.

FUCK OFF, THIS SHIT IS BULLSHIT.

I worked out of the fucking slums. I went to the gym, I got friends, I have hobbies. I have not debt, no nothing holding me back.

YET

I wasn't born 10/10 with my looks, it's ALL ABOUT THE FUCKING LOOKS UNLESS YOU'RE A BILLIONAIRE. This post is bullshit, DON'T LET IT FOOL YOU ROBOTS.

Putting time and effort into other things and improving yourself WILL NOT GET YOU ANYONE. Women will still fucking hate you and you will still be alone.

I have all that shit basic bitches like you supposedly want but I am a manlet so it doesn't matter. Most women have all the traits they loathe in these neet beta males. Women get the halo effect because of their vaginas and think they are socially successful like rich kid thinks people be laughing at his jokes. fuck yall femanons

I have a job, mony, savings, and I shower twice a day when I go to the gym and I'd took breakfast for my gf. I wouldn't abuse anyone who I love, nor would I want you to be sad.

Why can't I just find someone who let's me love them.
Will someone please give me a chance? I'm so fucking lonely. Why do I deserve this? When I just want someone to love. Why am I a bad person. All I know is loneliness.

Well yeah if you are an asshole

Not him but
>you're only lonely if you're an asshole
Do you know how badly saying that fucks up some socially incompetent robots

What if I'm a girl and just like everything you described? And also incredibly ugly, to add on that.

Literally not an asshole in the slightest. At my job I'm told I'm too nice.

I like being slightly submissive so that turns women off, plus my looks. It's fucking garbage. Women are cunts. Traps are an oversaturated field with chasers.

Life honestly sucks, fuck normies. Hope china blows us up.

me too. want to be ugly lesbians together? i'm not fat

If you could get Chad, these robots wouldn't even cross your mind and you'd never be on r9k

Nice cope though

I wish I could love a fembot and dedicate my life to her. I have a well paying job and shower and am told I'm a nice person .
But I'm always gonna be alone.

I used to think it worked this way and fell for the self improvement meme hard. Then I started to see people exactly like you describe banging hot ass girls all the time. Ugly manlets with nothing going for them other than being socially adequate getting girls than I, a then business student in decent shape, guitar playing, well dressed and fell for all the self inprovement memes, wouldnt even dream of touching.
I even met a very hot girl who had a boyfriend who was a drug dealer. A shit skinned, drug addicted, ugly, skinnyfat manlet. He was homeless when she met him. She was pretty wealthy. They lived together for a while. She never came during sex cause once he was done with his business he watched tv. He beat her up, many times. Eventually they broke up. He started seeing another girl within months. She was still in love and missed him a year after.

Yeah alpha as fuck whatever. Self improvement doesnt get you chicks, idk what it is but it's not that.

TITS OR GTFO BITCH
Orefanooooooo

No you can be in the marines and get tons of women. Your obviously lying. Protip ddr isn't the gym neetfag

How does it make you feel that I didnt read any of this? Be honest.

I know the gym isn't DDR, fuck you.\

And what? You just gotta have a good body to get a roastie to love you? They're just gonna love your body. What if you get into an accident or shot if you're in the marines. They'll fucking leave ya on the spot.

LONDON?
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POST YOUR DISCORD

Kek I'm a woman into marines dude. And I wouldn't leave a wounded one for anything I really would rather have a wounded one missing legs to be honest. And yeah everyone can pull a woman just act less autistic faggot

You say that because all roasties like to pretend they have a moral high ground. You cunts only care about the perception of you looking like you're almighty.

Everyone can't pull a woman, you are completely delusional or just stupid - it's probably because you are a woman or pretending to be one.

Shouldn't it make sense that ugly manlets get to bang girls who are as attractive as they are?

>Shouldn't it make sense that ugly manlets get to bang girls who are as attractive as they are?
Yep. Landwhales, ho!

I really wanna adopt a bantmaster smug neet fembot where we spend most of the day playing games or watching anime or anything else /comfy/. I have a place, a car, money, but I don't know where to actually find a fembot willing to be my live in friend(sex and cleaning not required).

>a NEET with no job, no money, no savings, who has no career prospects or any financial stability
im collecting unemployment with about 9k in savings, no debts. it's not much but it's a good start

>poor personal hygiene
true, but that's easy to change. it just doesnt really matter right now.

>angry manchild with stunted emotional growth that I have to invest hundreds of hours into in a one-way abusive relationship where you lash out and control me
that aint me.

>happiness weighing me down every day where I have to take care of your mental state or you'll break down into a depressive mess
nah im alright.

>I'm so glad I have all that for me, instead of having to settle for going out on fun adventures with Chad, the repulsive thought of him make me laugh with silly humour and jokes, or how revolting it must be to go out in public with my arms wrapped around his ripped muscular chest compared to your sexy skinnyfat misshaven body!
damn if you're really worth it Ill start training and such. I'm not fat though

But yes in the end you're lucky.

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>Oh yeah, I bet she has such a stable lifestyle based off the success of her modeling career

If this is what you think when you look at this picture, then you don't have a good handle on heterosexual attraction

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This is unironically about to be me

I miss my robotbf so much