/britfeel/

Please tell me this isn't Ribena

I used to like you ShipAnon but now I think you are a CUNT and I will stop at nothing to destroy you.

How much patreon cash do you have to be giving to get that?

why? all he does is post harmelss sillay gimicks?

DISGUSTAN BASTID HONESTLY

Just had crisps and chocolate, feeling guilty as fuck

Don't think it's a placebo honestly. Placebo is normally when the new manager tells them to do whatever, but he is clearly telling Man U how to play now and they are looking good. Unlike Arsenal who clearly enjoyed a placebo boost and have now reverted

i'm so drunk lol

made a delivery to a gilf wearing nothing but a dressing gown today. I didnt even notice until i was diving back.

Where did that picture come from? Fuuuuuuuck me

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DELETE THIS YOU SICK BASTARD

Aight Father Dougal

I bought 2 pounds of haribo and the brownie ben and jerries so im worse.

Because he has betrayed the white race

>tfw gf is going to leave me because I can't get hard

its so unfair lads. She is my first gf ever and I am very very nervous and cannot keep it up to put it in her.

I put up with lots of rubbish from her. For example she often tries to make me laugh by humiliating me and making stupid noises, think she thinks she is a 'pixie dream girl' or some anime rubbish. For example today we were in an art gallery and she started pointing out that lots of the pictures had Jesus in them, and then she started asking some security guard with tattoos 'to see his tattoo of Jesus getting circumcised'. It is really annoying and she always does stuff like that yet I put up with it because I care about her.

Yet she is leaving me for something I cannot prevent. I cannot force myself to have an erection and when I couldn't get it up tonight, she started STARING directly at it and said 'I'm going to start calling him 'the waster of willy jackets' and then laughed manically. I can hear her in the hotel shower now fingering herself and moaning her own name like a damned creepy nutjob. I just want to get a boner for her so bad but she can't see it, and now she pressures me and says I have 2 more chances or she is leaving me forever.

What do I do? Can I sneak viagra?

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>martial and rashford on
Lol it's over

hey i saw a great cleavage even though i was completely jaded and didnt notice.

later virgins

You haven't bothered trying viagra yet?
really?

actually this is probably a larp.

SEXY wooo im excited!

MANCHESTER 2nd FEB YASSS

>she started asking some security guard with tattoos 'to see his tattoo of Jesus getting circumcised'.

She sounds funny and deserves to get fucked properly.

>What do I do? Can I sneak viagra?

Yes. Cialis gel will work even faster.

youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg

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You've got competition fag, I will also be trying to make love to Monica that night.

Love her gurldik

Please never post something so cursed ever again
I'm going to fucking hurl

Don't worry it's Friday

Yes she has a very nice circumcised gurldik. Let the best man win!

HETEROSEXUALITY
VAGIANAS AND BENISIS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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had a dream last night I was making out with a big titty girl and she was soaking wet

groped her tits all over, PHWOAR

My brother is objectively a 5/10 yet has girls chasing after him because he is a deano. He is even in debt and through his job he meets very minor celebrities.

It's over now. Should have started them 2bh

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haha mate
THATS CUSE YOUR BRO KNOWS HOW TO POST IN THE RIGHT THREAD THE FIRST TIME
hahaha virgin

I feel like listening to music for a few hours

can you anons throw me some cool shit you like?

JENNIFER
ALISON
PHILLIPA
SUE

youtu.be/pmhyLmg2Ie8

here you go fsggot

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AND I'M SO HAPPY AND YOU'RE SO KIND
YOU WANT MORE MONEY, OF COURSE I DON'T MIND
TO BUY NUCLEAR TEXTBOOKS FOR ATOMIC CRIMES
AND THE PUBLIC GETS WHAT THE PUBLIC WANTS

BUT I WANT NOTHING THIS SOCIETY'S GOT
I'M GOING UNDERGROUND (GOING UNDERGROUND)

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we were just going easy on them

COME ON YOU CUNTS GET A FOURTH

Am I banned still? Stupid fucking 4G says I'm a nonce earlier so it did. Cheeky bastards Vodafone are.

the cleanest 808's you'll hear in your life
youtube.com/watch?v=hDR7dWeEecs

i dont remember what deano is slang for

>host deleted the radio from monday because it had less views than a 1st show
fucking kek

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MADMAN
someone stop him

Unironically not a virgin
*moonies you*

Working class charismatic lad

youtube.com/watch?v=80gXNsnGsI8
youtube.com/watch?v=hcYuj2Mg4RA
youtube.com/watch?v=Ug_5d1HD9FA

I've been listened to these guys recently

Currently I have

>Tetley Rooibos vanilla
>Twinings green
>Twinings lady grey
>pukka chai
>Yorkshire decaf
>Thompson Irish brekkie

assume form's one of the best albums ive heard in a long time

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I have not betrayed the white race at all

youtu.be/NbjAdFOdbHE

Un iron ically
This
zoomerboomercore

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>hypalinx streams quite infrequently
>No one else comes close to him in quality

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youtube.com/watch?v=DnN_iullRf8

this whole album mate

youtube.com/watch?v=Ive6FKmbyhA

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I really like it too. Not as good as his first album though, that's still the GOAT winter album.

soothsayer on repeat for the rest of your life

Stop watching pornographic material

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I NEED PUSSY SO BADLY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You have. You have bowed down to a sex offending paki.

>not desparately wanting lvoe and affection
are yo uisone kind of neurotical?

It's really not that good, has a good few songs. Like the other lad said, his s/t and early work is GOAT

I wondered why Poley's been so quiet..

It's funny, I hate him because he's racist and you hate him because he's betrayed his race. Talk about a detestable cunt who no one likes!

youtu.be/55UtG-1os_s
Now THAT'S a propah tune

He is spending time with his boyfriend

best buckethead album coming through

youtube.com/watch?v=KvLSChEP-rY

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>quiet
been a few hours since the last shit post calm down

Can't believe we live in a world where Weezer was memed into making a covers album. And it's one of the colour albums too. Good tune though

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>8 out of 10 cats does countdown
>Someone just got an 8 letter word
>Paedoing

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love and affection is great but it's not just the same comign from a pretty girl with vagina

>buckethead
some PROPER boomers in tonight
you lads like Primus? wahey

He hasn't posted all day
desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tripcode/!!duh2/dI1Qty/

>no mention of the best /nightwalk/ tune of all time

not impressed lads, not impressed at all

youtube.com/watch?v=bHQmDqlv5Rc

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He's gone AWOL with Shippy

Don't really like pakis desu

if this doesn't get you hard you are the problem
youtube.com/watch?v=-RP19fnff_c

I guess Poley knew the nudes would be leaked and is in hiding.

notice how much less general spamming/shitting and biating theres been today aswell?

PAKIST OUT LADS

SIMPLE AS

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That's why I noticed it, yeah. It's been alright today

The only acceptable music is rap or techno. Everything else is for faggots and goth faggots.

This threads dead, used to be different to the outer Jow Forums now its no different. I'm looking at cola unashamedly posting selfies and gathering orbiters and all the discord cliques.

I hope you're all proud of yourselves, you thirsty incels.

PHWOAR LADS

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Can't believe it's been over 18 months since I had that fun time with Slime Rancher the video game on the Xbox One console by Microsoft...

>want to go on a drunk night walk
>already know pretty much every area within walking distance
What do I do lads?

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>back in mid 2000s
>16 year old me
>went to the shop wearing blue denim jeans and a black t-shirt
>walk by some chavs
>oi is u a goff init

Shippy loves the taste of paki cum. I don't know what that means, but I know that I mean it. Maybe he love sex offenders, Maybe he only loves circumcised tranny dick

"I'm a proud white warrior." Yeah right Shippy, that shit almost sounds convincing. The last time I felt as sick and contradicted as this was when my sister married a nigger.

If only you knew what it meant to be white. You would stop acting like a silly bitch. You would stop sucking paki cock, whether or not he pretends to be white too.

Britnormie this is a new low....

>teacher lets us listen to music in class with earbuds as long as we are careful about it
>got Led Zeppelin, Kashmir on
>Chavmongs shout out "WHATS THAT EMO TRASH MATE"

do you really know ALL areas lads? theres always a new cut through or an alleyway that goes to some kind of foyer or whatever, just before xmas i found a new shortcut behind some houses that i never knew about before and later tonight i plan on looking for another place ive spotted on google earth, how long do you normally stay out? failing all that you could extend your walking distance?

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>be me
>I only wear tracksuit bottoms and metal shirts
>bitches be mirin my epic style
>today wore some kappa trackies with my favourite malevolent creation shirt
Feels good lads

You obviously weren't careful about it then you fag

You fuckers told me girls don't go for weirdos. Well being an autist just got me a lasses normiebook. Was chatting to a lass at the local and she asked if my phone wallpaper was my girlfriend, I laughed and said no she's a member of a korean pop group, and had an autistic discussion for a good 1-2 hours about completely random shite, ended up necking on with her for a bit then her and her mates went to their night out. First time I've kissed a girl that wasn't part of truth or dare.

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ive been had again
fuck

>mid-2000s
>wear jeans instead of trackie bottoms
>"oi u a mosher?"

And now those same lads wear fucking Vans

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