Choose one otherwise they'l tell me that my comment isn't original

blue, i don't want to go back to the past.

red, I can go through middle school with better social skills and actually focus on my grades, leave my dad earlier, and do something valuable with my time. blue would just make me super insecure.

Blue pill. I'm not going to deal with my childhood again, and I don't necessarily care about being rich. I would use it to play 4D chess, and eliminate the bourgeoisie

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Red for sure.
>Do well in school
>Be more hygienic and fashionable
>study sight reading so I can play more academically. Maybe join some district jazz band or some shit
>play basketball. Im 6'4 so I could have been pretty good
>different haircut
>I wouldnt act the same just wrong way
>change my diet so I avoid foods I know now cause me mental and physical problems
>start running way sooner
>miss out on all the games I guess
>dont come to this sight and avoid traps like the plague

Id probably have a decent job and a wife by now if I did all this.

But by buying that much bitcoin off the market at the time, you would change its future. There's no reason to believe it would reach the same highs, especially not if you decide to change anything else.
If you aren't a youngfag, then there's no reason to believe bitcoin would even come into existence.

>eliminate the burgeoise
hell yeah

Also Id avoid drugs. No brain dame this time.

>But by buying that much bitcoin off the market at the time, you would change its future. There's no reason to believe it would reach the same highs, especially not if you decide to change anything else.
>If you aren't a youngfag, then there's no reason to believe bitcoin would even come into existence.
that's true, but you could also use knowledge of markets etc., not to mention the fact that buying a small amount of bitcoin in the early days was commonplace

BTC was doing millions in transactions even when it was worth $5, people were buying a lot of drugs with it. It's reasonable to assume that you'd be just another drop in the bucket. Even $10k worth of BTC at $5, which was relatively high back in the day, would be worth about 7 mil today. Given even more foresight and planning, you could easily be a multi-billionaire.

And of course BTC isn't your only avenue for success, even just buying Apple stock would be a killer, or any number of other things. Niche shit like 1st gen Pokemon card boxes which go for 30-50k each but were originally only $100

Who the fuck would want red

Red pill for sure robots

Im constantly surrounded by niggers nowadays and they have no mind to be read aside from sex drugs watermelon kool-aid and cheap liquor

If I could go back to 12 knowing what I know now I would change the course so I wouldnt be surrounded by niggers

Red pill definitely.

>mine bitcoin, but not too much, just in case I could affect it
>do all I can to get parents to invest in google
>breeze through school since I know it already
>have fun at school, since I know how to talk to people this time around
>save my grandma from her easily avoidable death
>save my uncle from his easily avoidable death
>go to garage sales, and buy video games that I know are gonna be super rare
>talk to my dad more, so things don't get weird

I could easily make it all right if I could go around again.

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I would take Red. I would be able to save my sister.

I dunno. Years added on to your life, a chance to do things right. You're right. Who would want that, lol?

>chance to do things right
imo you're more likely to fuck up and not do things right

Then Chad stomps your head and you realize that your old self was just as aware as you are now, just that the oppressors never allowed your rightful place, and you're doomed to behave the same way you did in the past. You wont be able to escape the conditioning you have endured for the past 20+ years of your existence because you know what happens. All you can do is see it coming, and even if you do "make it" you will still be miserable knowing you're living a lie. Accept who you are and move onwards

How? You have knowledge of the future. You would effortlessly get straight As. Surely you'd be able to talk to people better than you did. I don't see how anyone fucks it up.

>reading minds is borderline useless
Are you rezarded? Don't tell me you think the 20 feet limitation is that big of an issue.

Red obviously. Knowing 11 years in the future > reading minds for life. I would be rich and swimming in pussy by this time.

You remember every answer to every test you ever took?

Blue is way too useful to pass up. You could literally work in a sales job for a year and be set. Gambling would be crazy easy too.

>Blue pill
Literally gives you no advantage, just makes you insane.

Red So I could save my friends life. I'd also invest in stocks and crypto, using money gained from gambling.

Garen is a gigachad and will dick on limpwrist syras lol

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Or, you use your future knowledge to avoid setting Chad off, get buff to kick Chad's ass instead. Get your parents to switch your schools. The possibilities are endless. You need to stop letting what some kids did to you years ago affect you so much, user. There is no "who you are".

>go insane having to hear other people's thoughts
>return to the time I was chemically lobotomized
I don't think either one helps me much. I could probably self improve and not get fat during high school, and use my future knowledge to help me get money. It's only a question of whether I'll actually get to access this knowledge or if it will be suppressed by the cocktail of pills that were forced down my throat.

No, but school is piss easy up until college. I still remember how to do it all. I could ace any high school test. Up until college, it's just the basics and participation awards.

ive realized alot of things now that i wish i could have done sooner

If you could read minds, it would drive you insane. Human relationships would become pointless because you could manipulate everyone into liking you. And you would see how fucked up and stupid most people are. It would be a living nightmare. Defintely red pill.

If I could 100% avoid some of my health problems like scoliosis and fibromyalgia just by having an more active life style I would take the redpill, but without the 100% chance at avoiding these problems, I prefer the bluepill. Another thing that makes me prefer the bluepill is the fact that I probably would do the same things in terms of my social life, because even though I would know what the results would be, I believe I can't change some things about myself.
Sorry for my English

No one wants to post more of these?

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Red. I'd do a handful of things differently.

I'd just bet on WC outcomes and get rich as fuck. I could also impress people by telling them who will be president, which coutries will go to war, etc. Besides I know some boxing and judo, I wouldnt have the muscle memory but I could practice what I know and box the shit out of anyone acting like a nigger.

Red in a heartbeat
>already have fun memories of degeneracy when I was a kid
>get excellent grades this time
>refuse drugs as a teen this time
>become child prodigy

but that is just wishful thinking. It is not, nor ever will be, a conceivable reality.

this one is 9 parts if anyone finds it interesting

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RED.
Hell, i would have invested in BitCoin.

>unironically siding with whiny mc bitch tits over Galio and Garen.
Enjoy getting your shit pushed in lol

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Looks like the rest of the images are too big for this board so ill just link to the archive
desuarchive.org/trash/thread/20813867/#20817606

yes
r9k needs to be a cyoa nexus again

Isn't there a board for that now?

yes but they don't have the same feels we do

Red easily
I just wanna go back...

Like failing all of those spelling tests?

Red one without hesitation

Blue pill easy. Red is really useful for getting rich easy but once you catch up to present day you're back to being a normal human. I can think of many ways to make money with blue. Also knowing who you can trust goes very far.

Deal with student which desire democracy instead. Commie are a bit delusional .

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this you'd only pick blue if you did life perfectly anyway

Go for blue, then just become the greatest poker player in the world
Get rich in a few years and retire

Glorious fight for comunism

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Red
Bitcoin
Live like a king.

red easy that's a no brainer

you're forgiven in an original way

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yeehaw, that's a good reason

>mfw born in 2000
No reason to choose red.

Redpill definetely.

I'd choose red, get megawealthy on Bitcoin, start my own country (whites only) where wholesome nuclear families and marriages are incentivized by the government so that even though I'm a Chad, all of my beta friends would get wives, and we'd carry civilization forward into oblivion

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I can't choose red because then my daughter wouldn't exist. Maybe another child close in age, but it would make me feel miserable knowing I'll never see her again. Other than I'd choose red, but blue can be useful as long as I can choose not to read minds when I want silence and select only the people I want to be read.

Red. All in on bitcoin and eth, sell at peak. Also gamble a shitload on UFC, I can easily remember results. I'll be a billionaire. Also I'd not have dated the fat titted weeb girl and instead dated her friend who liked me and wasn't a cunt. Teen me was dumb.

>everybody wants to get rich for a better life
>get mad when we point out socioeconomics on minorities and bring up wealth distribution

Fucking NPCs you guys have worms for brains you little greedy fucks

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>>get mad when we point out socioeconomics on minorities and bring up wealth distribution
niggers are poor because they're niggers, which has nothing to do with this thread at all
fuck off, tyrone

>exterminate nonwhites
>no more racial inequality
problem le solved xDdD

ITT: I GO pAK IN TIeM T0 GEd bItcOin, am so sMart and get Stacy to suk my willy willy

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the absolute state of /leftypol/ lol.

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does typing things stupidly make them wrong?

Red. Pour all my money into bitcoin when they're worth like 0.000001 and not spend my bitcoins on stupid Ayahuasca plants. Sell at $18,000 per bitcoin.

Lol no, I want to take red, because not mutilating myself for life, not fuck my brain because of bullying, not getting fat because always alone.
Not fucking my sexuality tanks to porn.

I'd totally take the red one. First thing I would do is make my mom purchase every single correct lottery ticket and we would be rich. Invest half of it into bitcoin then wait until december of 2017 to sell it and be the next Jeff Bezos.

RED because reasons.

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Red is tempting, but it would change your whole life. You would end up in a different life altogether. You probably would have different friends. You may not end up with your same wife, and if you have kids/younger siblings/nieces/nephews of more than 12 years apart in age from you, they won't ever exist because there is no way that exact sperm at thay exact moment would enter the egg. Also, how are you going to live through things like natural disasters and terrorist events and shootings knowing you could have stopped it?
Also, once you grow to your current age, that's it. The fun is over. Sure you are rich now, but that's it. You are just a normal guy (but rich) for the remaining 40 years of your life.

I would take the mind reading. You get to be special and keep making money and getting pussy until your an old geezer.

Not obligatory, you could just discover what people really people think about you. It is not really a good point.

Lol minorities are white people in this world.

Red for sure. Id take my schooling more seriously and not drop out of high school early, fucking myself for college for 10 years, now that I know what it is I want to do. Might be in inconvenience to repeat some stuff but I would make it count because it is worth it.
I would take some opportunities I regret not taking.
I would convince my mom to stay in certain stocks she pulled out of too soon and lost all her money. Would convince her to keep the house she sold because she has never been able to afford one since.
I would work harder and not spend all my money now that I know its true value
Id get my qt, no hesitation. I would also start hormones sooner kek

>Oh oh he said the M word time to completely miss the point and act like a low IQ racist reactionary

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redpill. nothing like the good old days

>communist calling other people reactionaries
Kettle, meet pot

White are not a minority worldwide?

Only retarded will take the blue.
With the red, I would become a billionaire with a few Nobel prize (like creating the CRISPR/Cas9 method and several other things). I would invest in companies stocks and in some ressources (like lithium). I would be in the top 1% even before hitting the 20's.

Not really, I think when I used to be a child I was too lawful. I respected others too much. Think about it, there is no punishment for young boys that are 12. I can literally walk up to any girl and grab her ass. I can throw a chair at somebody I don't like. No jailtime, nothing. I only would get screamed at for a couple of minutes.

you would still be you just with some information that you didn't come up with yourself. You wouldn't be any brighter then than you are now. Hell, your memories might even get fucked since they're now crammed into that pre-pubescent brain. Blue pill on the other hand would actually enhance you and not only would you be privy to information that you could abuse to get to top 1%, but you would actually be capable of dominating the human world with the power.
At least if you're not a 50 year old boomer in which case obviously the red pill.

The red one has been my exact wish for years, so I'm definitely going with that.

Yet its always some kike supporting immigration and leftist apparently never seem to lose at anything they do. Its always because of racists and "those nazis" that it didn't work out exactly the same way as they imagined it. Like rapefugees in europe for example.

If I take the redpill are events gonna unfold exactly the same as in the current timeline? If so just look up lottery results and cheat.
If events in redpill timeline are gonna be different then bluepill. Would allow you to become rich and famous in no time.

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>You wouldn't be any brighter then than you are now.
I know, I'm already bright enough, as I'm doing my PhD. It would just be a shortcut so I would get already money and fame so I could be an independent researcher and publisher would not hesitate to post my articles.
I would have more time in order to do all the experiments I've planned out without any stress.
> Hell, your memories might even get fucked since they're now crammed into that pre-pubescent brain.
Since OP never said anything about that, it wouldn't happen. It's a theoretical question, not a deal with the devil.
>Blue pill on the other hand would actually enhance you and not only would you be privy to information that you could abuse to get to top 1%, but you would actually be capable of dominating the human world with the power.
I'm not interested in world power, I just need time, money and networking in my field, which the redpill will easily give me.

What do you mean? Just throw in $100 or something. People were doing that all the time back then so they could buy drugs and other shit, nobody was really holding back then except for ideologue libertarians who probably sold as soon as it went to $20 and they thought they had made bank.

In 2010 I was 16 and BTC was .08/coin. From the ages of 12 - 16 I would save as much money as I could. Reasonably speaking by 2010 I probably would have something like $500 saved up if I just lived my life from 12-16 and just never spent my birthday money. So I buy in at .08/coin with $500. That gives me 6,250 coins. I continue to live my life holding my btc. At this point maybe I change some things but always hold that btc. Then in 2017 I am 23. My 6,250 btc are now worth $118 million. I would sell sell sell, pay whatever dumb taxes I owe, and maybe have $60 or $70 million left over. I am now set for the rest of my life. I'd probably have more than this because I would probably steadily buy btc up until this point. It would then be now, 2019, I'd have a house in the country and I would be laughing on Jow Forums at all the hodlers.

This. Was about to post something this based but my work was done for me. Bluepill is clearly shit, so these threads always turn into what people would do with those extra years, and very few enlightened people understand that both are actually trash.

I'd take red, avoid so much drama and awkwardness, prepare myself for adulthood more, and invest in shit

No, Blue is going to be more useful. With the red pill, not only do you have a real chance at fucking your life up further/going through the same miseries you can't guarantee you'll change anything. With mind reading, you can go to the local bar and start doing "mind reading" tricks for bets, and you'll quickly gain some chump change for spending. Then go to a job interview for a company, and successfully play to the interviewers' weaknesses, working your way up the corporate ladder. If you'd rather not, hang out near office buildings and get a reading on people in suits to try to indulge in some insider trading/trade secrets.

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>friends
>wife
>kids

You don't belong here, man.

>Also, how are you going to live through things like natural disasters and terrorist events and shootings knowing you could have stopped it?

Easily. Who cares? I don't know any of those people.

>Sure you are rich now, but that's it. You are just a normal guy (but rich) for the remaining 40 years of your life.

Money is 90% of my problems. Also, I hope I live past 68. How old are you?

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>pay whatever dumb taxes I owe
>not doing that tax evasion shit that rich people do

shiggydiggy

While blue pill is interesting. If you would have made this offer to me like 10 years ago, I would have taken the blue pill without hesitating. I would still consider it today, but honestly, to be able to travel back to a more innocent age and to have all my current knowledge is probably better because you don't rely on a bloody gimmick that might get you in some serious shite.
I would probably change something, and that is that instead of keeping all your current memories in your head, they would be granted by you in a book or manual.
TL;DR Red pill

The red pill. Seems like the obvious answer. Even though this would only take me back to 2002 it is worth it to escape this hell and try to improve my life.