see my therapist again
I go quiet, as usual she asks me
> "what's going on user"
> tell her she doesn't want to know
> she smirks and squints a little
> literally says "try me"
> I tell her I think I'm in love with her and fantasize about sex with her
> she stares away from me for 5 seconds, in total silence
"that was inappropriate" and then says that I need to learn how to keep thoughts to myself
what the fuck man
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Absolutely chad, she couldn't handle it all at once. Give her some time, she'll come around.
Did you not call her out?
LOL thems the breaks, user. My therapist isn't a 10 or anything but if she asked me to eat her pussy I probably would.
>"that was inappropriate" and then says that I need to learn how to keep thoughts to myself
Whats it like having a female therapist user?
I mean are you in therapy for having zero social awareness?
>female therapist
Enjoy prison, dipshit.
This post is proof that women are brainlets with no concept of consistency.
>Enjoy prison, dipshit.
why ?
She's waiting to fuck you over and turn you in to the authorities, user.
Never ever trust a woman!
lol you can tell that op is a beta autist. If Chad had said that the therapist would have deepthroated his cock
>"try me"
>total knockdown
Well done if true.
>If Chad had said that the therapist would have deepthroated his cock
n-no, shut up desu
she looked stunned so I just said okay when she responded, i didn't plan anything
she's pretty for her age(maybe 30), I guess she is 10 years older than me but i've had therapists that were old enough to be my grandmother so it's a plus
I have 1 session per week with her, she told me she only qualified as a therapist last april
general anxiety/panic disorder/autism so yes
Im here because my parents very explictly lied about me being suicidal cause theyre butt hurt ive chosen art over everything else in my life
Ive been screaming "IM NOT CRAZY" in a mental hospital for almost a month, just moved to a ward where i can have my phone yesterday
Its going to be hell till its not, which will be mid feb
It was very inappropriate actually. You do know it's 100% morally wrong to date a patient, not to mention fuck one? She could lose her license in the blink of an eye. Regardless of whether she actually wanted to fuck you, she can't act on it or encourage you to.
Time to read the Iliad user
how would they get caught though?
Autism can be a real pain OP but have no regrets and remember youre paying her
You can say whatever tf you want and she cant do shit about it
My gf is a psychologist and hears some fucked up shit
Plus she listens to me rant about how Jews are controlling our lives through media and how niggers are plagues on society as a whole
TLDR op tell her you will fuck her right in the pussy next session
idk, but if it were me, i wouldnt risk my profession and credibility just to date some random guy ive only known for less than a year
>I need to learn how to keep thoughts to myself
Isn't that completely against the whole idea of therapy?
and how was it inappropriate? she was pressing him to tell her what was on his mind
it's completely inappropriate to tell anyone you met less than a year ago you love them and you've fantasized about them because it could easily destroy any friendship you've had with them up to then (those are things you have to build up to in a relationship, not let loose immediately), although I do admit the way she advised OP to keep this ideas to himself in therapy is completely unprofessional and pretty stupid
>paid therapist
>friendship
lel
Or a therapist, much less a woman-therapist
>female therapist
Fucking retard. No women can ever understand the suffering of even an average man.
Yeah, I used to have a banging hot blonde MILF therapist. I talked to her about my fetishes, but not thatI wanted to fuck her.
She once was wearing flats and doing shoeplay though, so she probably guessed that time at least
You know what? I'm convinced I'm mentally ill. Like completely gone but only being held together by a few threads from going homicidal. However, I would NEVER GO TO A THERAPIST! They have power to take away your rights to own firearms and that would make future notions of suicide a real pain in the ass.
>"try me"
>fails
Women amirite
Personally i would try seeing a male therapist. I think its a way better idea to see a therapist of your own sex, they will understand your struggles better and it will be easier to get over that awkward tension with them. I dont think a male therapist would have been able to help me deal with men-related troubles in my life like a female therapist... because that just isnt something men understand. Likewise with women. So dont give up on therapy user, just try seeking out someone your own gender
Idk user it would be pretty hot if she were receptive to it. If she were worth her salt as a therapist she would know that she can't see you anymore and would refer you to someone else.
If she keeps allowing you to visit with her imo that means her moral fiber/sense of professionalism is weak and can be bent over time. This also means she is a shitty therapist but man would that be an experience.
For your own sake I would probably recommend seeing another therapist anyway. The odds of you getting what you want are very slim and realistically you need to be seeing a therapist for your own mental health not for romance.
Don't get me wrong, the idea is very hot. A therapist who gets so attached that she lays her career on the line just for the chance to have a relationship with you. It's definitely a fun, but unrealistic fantasy.
Listen to some of the other anons. Why the fuck would a robot EVER see a female therapist? They couldn't begin to relate to any real social isolation, depression, etc.
>says that I need to learn how to keep thoughts to myself
El Oh fucking El. First of all, it's her job to being a "sounding board" of sorts to these thoughts, and two, it would be her job to teach you if you wanted help in that area.
Try not screaming at all dipshit, if you're doing that it's because you're fucking crazy
On the other hand, I had a male psychologist for a while and felt like he was almost standoffish and definitely uncaring. I always thought a female therapist would be more comfy because females are objectively more empathetic.
listen, i have some experience in mental institutions. i was commited for cutting my balls off and they took my rights to consent. i was in there for only ONE WEEK before i got out, heres proof if you dont believe me archive.fo
anyways, heres my advice. NEVER be rude to anyone, not even a little. NEVER lose your cool in the slightest, you have to metaphorically be a ballerina when it comes to interacting with others. you have to repeatedly tell them you feel fine and that you feel depressed and in pain in that place and you want to get out. they need to genuinely feel that you are safe to let go, but they are petty power abusers who will keep you there longer if you are rude or they dont like you. you HAVE to suck up and be very cordial and insist that you want to leave because you are suffering in there
what i told them is i felt like a rat in a cage with a gun pointed up my neck, because if i left the mental hospital they could call the cops and put me in jail. they need to feel that you shouldnt belong there and you miss your freedom. i told them i really miss taking long walks and i didnt like being held prisoner there
you need to have a story that explains why you're there and why you're not a problem anymore. dont tell them you are suicidal, tell them you have a history of depression but you are not suicidal in the slightest and that your pills are making you feel a lot better. if they force you to take pills, put them under your tongue and pretend to swallow, and the second they turn around go to the toilet and flush it, i did that with my dad for a year
be patient and respect with these people, they are like power tripping gods who are petty. also get legal counsil and take them to court, you have legal rights to do so. these mental hospitals are fucking SHIT and i hate the doctors there to death, but you have to play your cards PERFECTLY otherwise you will be there for longer. good luck
You're not an average man, you're the bottom 1% lol
That could be more of an individual thing. I have had female therapists who were AWFUL. The one I have now is fantastic. Im sure its much more difficult to find good male therapists though
If only you could realise how much of a retard you are...