Wake up after a good nap

I ask why my azn gf dyed her hair, she knows I like her black hair.

Ooooooooaaaaoooh u a toucha mah peeeeeeepeeeeee

Beat the shit out of her.
Then make her finish sucking it.

>tfw had Asian gf for a year
>tfw she had dyed hair red (as in ginger, not Rihanna red) entire time

Fuck sucks, bros.

>I don't see what her being a stranger even has to do with it.

yeah well i could probably forgive my wife or gf for example if she got cock-hungry in the middle of the night or wanted to pleasantly surprise me with a morning blowjob, but a stranger not so much

Absolutely disgusting. I understand, but dislike, blonde or light brown Asian hair, but what the hell was she thinking going orange?
Was she FoB or was she one of those western Asian women who are insecure about not being white?

yeah same, halfway through she decided to dye her hair blonde like vid related and wear fucking bangs

>Wake up after a good nap.

I don't sleep.
Sleep is for the weak.

>was she one of those western Asian women who are insecure about not being white?

This one.

I'd love to date one of those rare natural ginger Asians though.

Get her naked and have sex. Then cuddle and sleep. Repeat to infinity.

Jizz in her mouth.
kiss her cum-stained lips,
cuddle then ask her to marry me.
Then ask her what her name is.

fuck is that sauce mate

Accept it, obviously.

Nah, one of the most attractive things about Asian girls is their raven hair. If they don't have that, they tend to look quite shit.

I have several questions, one of which is what the FUCK are you doing in my house and why are you sucking my dick?

obviously she broke in cuz she was starving for dick.

How fucking lit would it be if women really did starve for dick.
Imagine walking down the street and being mobbed by hungry thots who demand semen.

How do I fucking get a qt asian gf, dating apps are trash

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Would suck, you'd get attacked by uglies more than anything.

god just imagine if they made you suck their toes too lmao
god that would be AWFUL

Fuckin goober, get outta here.

ugh and if they sat on your face and made you lick their buttholes
wtf.. gross! haha

The answer you probably want to hear is that I would grab her head and push her to take it deeper and then cum all the way in her throat.
But in reality I would probably just freak out and get out of the bed scared

Start pissing

Go to Asia, especially South East Asia, it will take more effort to stay single than to get a gf.
True, but if they're sucking you off, does it really matter?
Being desperate for dick isn't going to give them super strength to overpower you.

You have literally zero chance of getting a qt Asian girl on a dating app. Do you know how fucking prime they are? How many likes/messages etc. they receive (and from 9s and 10s) on a weekly basis?

I knew a somewhat qt Asian girl (really unflattering pics on her profile and shit bio) she showed me her profile (which she never used and had only had for like 3 weeks) she had well over 1000 likes/matches/messages, and half the dudes were gigachads.

Only chance is in real life and by being confident and friendly/warm while also being hot.

just pull the blanket over her head and pretend nothing is happening

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>especially South East Asia
yeah but the downside is that you'll be jumped by the niggers of Asia and if you procreate with them your kids will be hideous half-humans

>Go to Asia, especially South East Asia, it will take more effort to stay single than to get a gf.

Interesting. Which countries in particular would you recommend?

Damn is it really that brutal? I've been talking to one on CMB for about two ish weeks now, and she's pretty average.

I'm in NYC, that should be good enough

Pic related, use discretion.
The Philippines, though I know a plurality of men who are happily married to Thai women.

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Unless you try Tantan, pretty much. And most of the girls on Tantan won't live anywhere near you unless you happen to live near student accomodation or colleges with Asian students.

But yeah I met that Asian girl on /soc/.

What's CMB?

>The Philippines, though I know a plurality of men who are happily married to Thai women.

Aren't these women renowned BBC sluts though? Am I going to have to worry about them going out clubbing with their friends and sucking Tyrone off in a toilet once she thinks she has me locked in once married.

Shrug and go back to sleep. For some reason blowjobs dont do anything for me, dont feel anything. But I have extremely low dick sensitivity to begin with.

My tantan matches never reply and barely live near me, what's the point of distance settings if your matches ignore that.

>But yeah I met that Asian girl on /soc/.
I did too, we would talk on discord daily for about a year, then she simply never replied again, she was intense, but fun to talk to, kinda miss her.

>What's CMB?
Coffee Meets Bagel

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I'd probably let her continue sucking before I start asking questions.

Well, I saw maybe two black guys in Cebu and I think one has a girl with him, beyond that I haven't seen anything to suggest what you're suggesting.
Also, they are small women with small vaginas. My BWC isn't all that big, but it was big enough to cause the gf to bleed even though she wasn't a virgin, so I doubt they'd survive if they're acting like size queens.

Throw up looking at her slobber.

Do women really give blowjobs or is it a porn thing?

Tell her to move over cause it's my turn to suck it

imagine just ripping out a huuuge fearfart

Try blacktowhite or the Reddit BBC subs, also search amateur Asian BBC on PornHub.

They can take the fucking pipe, believe me.

Some girls do seem to enjoy some dick sucking.

Cum, obviously. Pull her closer to me and give her a kiss on the forehead. Stroke her hair while we cuddle. When I wake up again I'll cook for us and start asking questions.

This is all i want.
Average asian gf who can love me and wake me up with some succ.
How i get this in my life?

Need me a BM/AF subreddit, I'm tired of fapping every night.

unrealistic. I don't wear jeans while napping.

>What do?
let her finish me off, and have her swallow every drop of my cum.

jesus do women really look this fucking ugly during blowjobs? she's slobbering everywhere and it just looks nasty.

Teach her how to suck dick because Jesus Christ Denton is she bad at blowing.

Is that a rare Eurasian Tiger comic?

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>she's slobbering everywhere and it just looks nasty.
It's hot, you're just a fag.