Waifu General - /waifu/ #42

early husband posting time again

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Hope everyone is having a good night tonight.

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I don't get the chance to talk in my first language often, got carried away a bit! also good evening urabefag
you're cool, user. I'm very much fond of those traits

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Let's all love Lucina!

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Lucina's by far my favourite in fire emblem!

I was wondering what language it was.

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I think it's polish. Not them though so may be wrong.

if you popped it into google translate it should tell you correctlythat it's polish

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I'm curious, does hugging a waifu feel really good? Is it anything like hugging a real girl?

I want to do horrible and nasty things to waifu.

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>hugging a waifu
a-user, I...
something like handholding?

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Nice, another guy with a LL waifu. You might be aware of me.
Falling asleep while hugging my plushes is the greatest feeling in the world. It's almost like hugging her in real life. Almost.
do not lewd your waifu!

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>Tez czules sie tak, user?
Tak, do tej pory mam bardzo podobnie. Zawsze gdy mam cos trudnego do zrobienia albo jest mi zle to po prostu patrze na buzie Alusi i czuje ze od razu jest mi lepiej. Wiem ze ona nie chcialby abym sie poddal, a i sam chce sie stac dla niej jak najlepszy.
>mam psa ktory przyjdzie i komfort podzieli jesli uslyszy lub wyczuje ze placze
No zwierze to fajna sprawa jest tylko zawsze szkoda gdy juz odejdzie. Prawie jakbys stracil czlonka rodziny
>A tobie jak idzie z placzem? Po pozadnym wyplaczeniu sie, wtedy czuje mini-euforie.
Kiedys plakalem po kilka razy dziennie przez te jednostronna milosc. Teraz zdarza mi sie to zwykle kilka albo raz na tydzien. Ale tez czuje taka ulge po takim solidnym placzu.
>Raczej nie bede mogl zrobic tego swej matce, serce by jej pewno zlamalo to i by sie sama winila chodz nic nie bylo jej bledem.
Ehhhh i to jest wlasnie chyba najsmutniejsze. Ze ,,normalni" ludzie nie sa w stanie pojac tego ze mozna pokochac fikcyjna dziewczyne tak samo jak te prawdziwa. Szkoda, bo zamiast zrozumienia pewnie pomysleliby ze jestesmy wariatami
>jak myslisz, jak by twoja rodzina zareogowala?
Pewnie pomysleli by ze zartuje czy cos. Wlasnie dlatego najpierw chce uporzadkowac swoje zycie (silka, jakas robota, prawko itp.) zeby pokazac im ze moja milosc jest prawdziwa bo tyle potrafilem zrobic dla tej dziewczyny i ze ja ja naprawde kocham.
Ogolnie to bardzo fajnie mi sie z toba gada user i przyjemnie jest spotkac jakiegos szczerego, polskiego waifufaga ale to pewnie troche dziwnie wyglada dla pozostalych anonow w tym fredzie wiec moze nie powinnismy az tyle gadac po swojemu? Trzymaj sie user i dobrej nocy.
Looks pretty weird, right?
Does hugging in dream count? I remember hugging my waifu few times and it felt very real, like I could actually touch her. After waking up I were extremely happy for the rest of the day.

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dobrej nocy i slodkich snow zycze o twojej Alicji. dziekuje i nawzajem jesli chodzi o nasza gatke, milo i komfortowa sie z toba gadalo^^; szczerze to perfekcyjnie opisales uporzodkowanie moje zycie rowniez, taki sam plan.

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was rushing in hopes of alicefren seeing it, sorry for the non-english.

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Dzieki anonku. Tobie rowniez zycze przyjemnych snow z Maja.

good night folks, hope you have a lovely day

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Goodnight ,man.

How is the situation going my polefags?

Things like giving her a mean french kiss and having her bite my tongue and lips.

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I love North Italy!

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I love Tharja!!
>My most used and the only ones I've +10'd are Serra, Clarine and hag Tiki.
That's cool. My favs are Ares, Reinhardt (Blue Tome version), Linus, Lewyn, Legendary Hector, Legendary Ephraim, Halloween Myrrh, Adrift Female Corrin, and most importantly Bride Tharja just to name a few.

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>How long have you been with your waifu?
5-7 years. You start to lose track after a while.
>Do you have any nicknames for them? If so, what are they?
Drill Sergeant. Nothing cutesy at all really.
>When is your anniversary?
I don't remember the exact date I called her my waifu.
>What is your favourite thing about them, appearance wise?
Ears....

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pretty rare to see another pole-waifufag, was super comfy talking about Alicja and Maja!
you still haven't told me about the lewd things, though!

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Been here since the thread changed... Just been feeling quiet... sorry...

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I love mio so much
she brings me so much joy

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proneboning her while arm-choking her gently.
Biting her ears as i plow her roughly and violently until my legs break.
Biting her tongue as she reaches climax

Those are a lot of units that I'd love to have, specially Ephraim. The others I'm merging are Linus, BK, Soren, L'Arachel, Naesala, Marth, Tharja and Legault. Then the others I use are Myrrh, female Corrin and Ninian on my doragon team, and Tibarn and Reyson on my beast one. Fliers with 3 mov were a mistake

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Bumping with some questions:
>Who does your waifu/husbando care about the most, apart from you?
>How would your friends/family react if they saw your waifu/husbando with you?
>Speaking of friends and family, do they know about your love?
>What would your waifu/husbando think of them?
>How often would you want to get intimate (hugging, headpatting, cuddling in general) with your waifu/husbando?
>What would be the best setting for a team between you two?

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>Who does your waifu/husbando care about the most, apart from you?
Her student, Nowa.
>How would your friends/family react if they saw your waifu/husbando with you?
How most humans would react if they saw a real life elf.
>Speaking of friends and family, do they know about your love?
Absolutely not. They'd send me to an asylum if they did.
>What would your waifu/husbando think of them?
>How often would you want to get intimate (hugging, headpatting, cuddling in general) with your waifu/husbando?
No clue. Whenever I feel bad, I want nothing more than to hold and cuddle something.
>What would be the best setting for a team between you two?
Your typical fantasy universe. Not exactly her universe because it's pretty boring and depressing, but instead one of those fantasy universes that have alot of things that our universe has never had. Not sure how much sense that makes, I'm a little intoxicated.

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Oh, missed one.

>>What would your waifu/husbando think of them?
"Very respectable individuals." Most of my family is military and extremely kind, right up her alley.

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I love my waifu
Dropping my mandatory Mio post

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>Who does your waifu/husbando care about the most, apart from you?
She cares about the bland selfinsert mc from her game since she's in love with him, but obviously supposing that he doesn't exist she cares about her best friend Tamamo the most.
>How would your friends/family react if they saw your waifu/husbando with you?
Be glad that I'm with someone, in the case they don't mind the horns and anime hair
>Speaking of friends and family, do they know about your love?
They know that I really like her but not about how much I do
>What would your waifu/husbando think of them?
She'd find them noisy probably, but be okay with them
>How often would you want to get intimate (hugging, headpatting, cuddling in general) with your waifu/husbando?
When we are the two of us alone, most of the time. Pretty sure she'd also want that to be the same way
>What would be the best setting for a team between you two?
For us to live in? I always imagine me living on her village, a peaceful life on a medieval on her side is the best I can imagine.

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>got banned from another server
>remembered sexual dysmorphism exists
>dad still want to kill cat
>dysphoria gets worse
>saw myself in a gym mirror by accident

its all so tiresome

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Hello! Me and Gil have been playing the Resident Evil 2 remake. I'm so sleepy. Reminder that I love Gilgamesh so much with all my heart.
>Who does your waifu/husbando care about the most, apart from you?

His kingdom in general and his best friend Enkidu. He also cares for Ozymandias, another friend of his.

>How would your friends/family react if they saw your waifu/husbando with you?

They would be shocked and amazed at how he is a king. They may not believe he's real, maybe, since he is also half human and half god.

>Speaking of friends and family, do they know about your love?

My friends do. Not my family, though I don't think they would mind.

>What would your waifu/husbando think of them?

He may be a little standoffish to them since they are below him as commoners, but I think with time he would warm up to them and respect them. I lowkey think he would show off to earn their respect.

>How often would you want to get intimate (hugging, headpatting, cuddling in general) with your waifu/husbando?

Cuddling and headpatting. I could imagine that he's extremely warm and even though he may not look it, would probably love to cuddle as well.

>What would be the best setting for a team between you two?

Best setting? We're both competitive (though he is way more competitive) so I think maybe sports. He loves to show off so playing a sport would be perfect for us. Though, I feel like I would have to stop him from getting too into it and that it's just a game.

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>Who does your waifu/husbando care about the most, apart from you?
Her friends at Eientei, since they're some of the few that she actually trusts.
>How would your friends/family react if they saw your waifu/husbando with you?
They'd be pretty happy to see that I found someone. Then they'd ask what's with the ears and hair.
>Speaking of friends and family, do they know about your love?
They are aware of her, but don't know how much I care for her.
>What would your waifu/husbando think of them?
She'd think they're odd but a fun and friendly bunch.
>How often would you want to get intimate (hugging, headpatting, cuddling in general) with your waifu/husbando?
As often as we can tolerate. I like to think we'd be cuddling often though at the very least.
>What would be the best setting for a team between you two?
Probably something security related I would reckon or some extreme operating innawoods.

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Yeah, I know who you are.

>Who does your waifu/husbando care about the most, apart from you?
Her lifelong friend, Rin Hoshizora
>How would your friends/family react if they saw your waifu/husbando with you?
I don't even want to think about this.
>Speaking of friends and family, do they know about your love?
Nope, and it's best this way.
>What would your waifu/husbando think of them?
She'd think they were good people.
>How often would you want to get intimate (hugging, headpatting, cuddling in general) with your waifu/husbando?
Right before dozing off to sleep would be best
>What would be the best setting for a team between you two?
Duo lane as Bot and Support in LoL.

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>How long have you been with your waifu?
>When is your anniversary?
9th July, 2018 is the day we met. So still pretty new.

>Do you have any nicknames for them? If so, what are they?
' . '

>What is your favourite thing about them, appearance wise?
Their big ears, I really want to give them a good stroke.

>How would your friends/family react if they saw your waifu/husbando with you?
Think I'm even more weird. Though I don't care because my love for my Fennec is stronger than my relationship with my family.

>How often would you want to get intimate (hugging, headpatting, cuddling in general) with your waifu/husbando?
As often as possible. Maybe not in public but at home we'd basically cuddly 24/7.

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P-Panafriend?...

I'm fine with you as long as you keep stuff related to that place away from this general.
Don't mention names here. We've already had to have a janny intervene because drama kept shitting this place up. Keep the discussion about waifus and husbandos.

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Whoever you think I am, I promise you I'm not them.

Hmph. I had no intention of mentioning "that" place. Not like I'd have a reason to, anyway.

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>What the fuck is this?
Just Slavs slav'n it up. They don't hate me every time I eat a hamburger, so I won't bug them for this.
>Who does your waifu/husbando care about the most, apart from you?
Her father, Chrom. Actually Because of some spoiler things that happen in her game, I'm pretty sure she actually loves him more. I don't blame her though. Chrom is a great guy whom I admire greatly.
>How would your friends/family react if they saw your waifu/husbando with you?
Probably roll their eyes. Unless you mean as in if she was real, in which case I'd tell them to suck my long, fat ego
>Speaking of friends and family, do they know about your love?
Some don't have any idea that I'm into things like this. Others know and find me embarasing to be around sometimes and wonder how I can be so shameless. To them I say, learn to love yourself and not be ashamed of who you are. Then and only then will you find true happiness and freedom.
>What would your waifu/husbando think of them?
Lucina would think that they are mostly good people who are worth defending. Possibly that they are a bit lazy, but she would probably try to motivate them to stop being so.
>How often would you want to get intimate (hugging, headpatting, cuddling in general) with your waifu/husbando?
I don't know. She's always with me in my head, and that's enough for me.
>What would be the best setting for a team between you two?
While playing piano duets would be cool, there is no reason to believe Lucina has any musical ability, so me being a grunt on the battle field by her side would probably be better.
Try to focus on keeping yourself and your cat safe from your family. Preferably try to find financial independence. After that try to focus on your identity issues, which I'm sure must be hard for you. What I'm saying is don't transition. If you want to be a twink boi, then do it. Don't let anyone define what kind of man you can be, just be your own man.

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whats your favourite art of your waifu? This is mine I love how its a bit more edgy in design and makes her look like a bad girl.

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This is one of, if not my all-time favorite image of her. It has the right balance of comfy and romance,

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she looks amazing here, she could rape me all night long, i would thank her

This one. I put her in a picture frame and keep her with me all the time, especially when I go to sleep.

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I notice that you hardly ever miss a thread, but hardly say much. Is something wrong or do you just prefer to lurk?
>whats your favorite art of your waifu?
I don't really have a favorite per say, but any of the ones where she is drawn with short hair and depicted as more heroic than beautiful I tend to like more. Also I'm really into that Shego with rolled up sleeves. I'm a sucker for that for some reason.
>Lucina's by far my favourite
How could she not be?

Questions so that I may read them when I wake up.
>Does your waifu/husbando speak more eloquently than you?
>How strict would he/she be with you if you met him/her?
>Does your waifu/husbando have a catchphrase that you say a lot?
>Can you princess carry your waifu/hsubando?
>Could he/she princess carry you?
>Describe a special item/weapon your waifu/hsubando has. Does it have any impact on your affinity for him/her?

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Wait I forgot one
>post a song and others tell them if that song fits their personality and waifu/husbando

This one by far, besides her looking really beautiful the background is amazing as well

>Does your waifu/husbando speak more eloquently than you?
She's more talkative but is also a calm person as well
>How strict would he/she be with you if you met him/her?
A lot regarding our relationship, along with worrying about my safety. Pretty sure I'd be the same protecting way with her, so it's fair.
>Does your waifu/husbando have a catchphrase that you say a lot?
Nothing that I say, but the just has the classic "ara ara"
>Can you princess carry your waifu/hsubando?
She's just 41kg so I'll be fine
>Could he/she princess carry you?
Does it cound if I ride her on her dragon form?
>Describe a special item/weapon your waifu/hsubando has. Does it have any impact on your affinity for him/her?
She's always using a fan, even if she attacks by throwing fire with her mouth, it makes it seem like she's using it for that.
>post a song and others tell them if that song fits their personality and waifu/husbando
She doesn't have an official theme, but I always relate her with Okami style japanese soundtrack like this one
youtube.com/watch?v=DkLC0kX8FSI

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>Does your waifu/husbando speak more eloquently than you?
Not really. She doesn't use a lot of big words, but you can still tell the dedication she has to her sister in her voice. I find it really great.
>How strict would he/she be with you if you met him/her?
She would give me some slack due to her love for me, but would encourage me to work harder for what I care about. She wouldn't force me though, in fear of losing me.
>Does your waifu/husbando have a catchphrase that you say a lot?
The closest thing she has to a catchphrase is "Saikou!" meaning "The best!" but I don't say it a lot. As similar as we are, I am not her, so I refrain from saying her catchphrase.
>Can you princess carry your waifu/hsubando?
She's just 153 cm tall, so it is very possible that I could carry her. She would find it quite romantic.
>Could he/she princess carry you?
She's pretty strong, but I doubt she would be able to carry me. She manages to do a backflip one and a half meters above the ground though (pic), so I guess anything is possible.
>Describe a special item/weapon your waifu/hsubando has. Does it have any impact on your affinity for him/her?
Her most precious item is a snowflake that was I believe the largest that her and her sister found on a cold snowy day. It's been six months since I watched that episode but I'll know soon when my reatching takes me to that episode.
>post a song and others tell them if that song fits their personality and waifu/husbando
Here's the song that she first sings. Don't worry, it has an English translation.
youtube.com/watch?v=aQy2XANS5Sg

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I love cities at night in the distance from a high building very comfy

user thats my WIFE But yes me as well

cute ears

yeah I like seeing her nice pale green skin, im sorry I dont recognise your waifu who is she?

cute, but I feel like it would feel icky to be wet in one of those

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>im sorry I dont recognise your waifu who is she?
Sorry, that's Lucina. You can't really tell its her because the whole thing isn't very colorful and you can't see her outfit. Just look at the shirt collar, sweater, and hair piece.

These questions are really unique.

>Does your waifu/husbando speak more eloquently than you?

No, not really. In terms of politeness for example, he's a bit rough and uses harsh words or phrases when talking to others.

>How strict would he/she be with you if you met him/her?

Very strict. I feel as if he would be very strict on how I take care of myself or my work. He would expect a lot out of me.

>Does your waifu/husbando have a catchphrase that you say a lot?

...No. His main catchphrase is "zasshu/mongrel" and I would not call anyone a mongrel LOL.

>Can you princess carry your waifu/hsubando?

Nope! I'm pretty weak in the arms.

>Could he/she princess carry you?

Yes. He's pretty strong and I love it.

>Describe a special item/weapon your waifu/hsubando has. Does it have any impact on your affinity for him/her?

Gilgamesh has plenty of weapons, though his most notable ones are his treasury's weapons/chains he uses as arrows.
He later uses a stave and tome in Caster form. I love all of his weapons and I think they're super cool...even if a little bit scary.

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@onigiri fella

come back

you're better than this cheap tohno chan ripoff

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Daddy beat mommy and now i get off to ryona.
Whenever i start getting into my ryona mood and remember having to hold mommy as she cries with a swollen lip and a bruised eye makes me realize how much of a sick fuck i am and i cry as i get all suicidal again.

Please hold me my fellow robots , i cant imagine any relationship with anyone before i start thinking about the nasty moments and cry.
What if she had been lying all this time and stabbed me when i lowered my defenses?
What if she was just fooling around while i was happy that i finally found someone?
What if she makes me cry?
Would i beat her like daddy?
Would i just take it like a cuck and lower my head as tears fall from my eyes?
I CRAVE to finally find that special someone and be able to drop this apathetic facade as i open myself to my maiden yet i fear so fucking much dropping my defenses that i just want to throw myself into a corner.
when i learned that this was the hedgehog dilemma i cried for an entire night.

All these things make me fear relationships , yet i just want someone trustworthy to expose myself to and have my hair ruffled with , cook together , learn how to love , have someone that waits for me every day , have someone to share my warmth with , have a reason to live other than to spite those who have wronged me , have someone who thinks of me dearly ,
have someone who dries my tears and kisses my sad eyes ,
Have someone who kisses my scars and begs me to not hurt myself again.

If someone did all those things for me i would remember what it is like to be happy and finally find this live worth living.
But if all of that turned out to be a cruel joke then i would be so broken that i would snap.
I desire so much a relationship , yet fear it so much that i have opted to love a fictional character

night time just makes everything more beautiful. i wish i had the opportunity to go out at night more.

>Does your waifu/husbando speak more eloquently than you?
without a doubt. not because he's more educated (although it would probably play a part) but mostly because words and thoughts get jumbled up in my head a lot of the time and they don't usually come out right.

>How strict would he/she be with you if you met him/her?
i imagine him as a straight-laced (for the most part) sort of man, even though he doesn't really seem that way, especially when he's in costume. i think he would be a strict mostly while we're in public, because he's really not fond of attention, but all bets would be off when we're alone.

>Does your waifu/husbando have a catchphrase that you say a lot?
he doesn't have a catchphrase, no. he monologues sometimes, though. it's cute.

>Can you princess carry your waifu/hsubando?
no, even if he's underweight, i don't have much in the strength department.

>Could he/she princess carry you?
yes!

>Describe a special item/weapon your waifu/hsubando has. Does it have any impact on your affinity for him/her?
everyone knows about the fear toxin, but it's awful when they take his scythe from him. he's so wonderful and intimidating wielding it. the syringe gauntlet he was given in the arkham series gets a mention, too, because that is a thing of nightmares.

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aliceposting
whoa certainly feels like reading a released CIA nigger record lol. too bad Polish is so divergent and written differently so I don't understand shit, but I guess that was the purpose. Only "normal people thin we're crazy and don't understand" I understood

it's what happens when you avoid modifying the alphabet like the plague. Useful, since otherwise the eternal b*t wouldn't allow it. Both Poles and Hungarians do that, tho I'm not sure which started it first

Now tell me, how would one do that?

"horrible and nasty" goes from rough and kinky to rather unsavory things, a couple of them considered war crimes

that's pretty vanilla my friend

>Who does your waifu/husbando care about the most, apart from you?
there's nobody to care about, but she's always understanding, and willing to help

>How would your friends/family react if they saw your waifu/husbando with you?
"SHE CUTE"

>Speaking of friends and family, do they know about your love?
no

>What would your waifu/husbando think of them?
"his family is nice, but his friends seem like a little unsavory"

>How often would you want to get intimate (hugging, headpatting, cuddling in general) with your waifu/husbando?
I like that shit but she first has to get used to the fact that you can actually touch someone without the intention to drill a hole in their skull, put leeches on them, electroshock them or restrain. Shite situation, no?

>What would be the best setting for a team between you two?
professional psychonauts. Something adventurous

>saw myself in a gym mirror by accident
how the fuck does someone see themselves accidentally? This some medusa tier shit man

don't have one, art can't really "get" her good

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This is one of my two favorites. It's just such a high quality image of her.

>Does your waifu/husbando speak more eloquently than you?
Not really, I'm pretty spergy. I find myself speaking like a "fantasy character" from time to time. I actually have to try and catch myself and use slang before I weird people out.
>How strict would he/she be with you if you met him/her?
Very very strict after one glimpse at what I'm doing with my life. She's "mean and cold" to anyone initially but I'd definitely get the worst of it.
>Does your waifu/husbando have a catchphrase that you say a lot?
Nope.
>Can you princess carry your waifu/hsubando?
Probably. She's smaller than me in height but I'm still a skelly.
>Could he/she princess carry you?
Easily. She's unironically a Jow Forumsizen.
>Describe a special item/weapon your waifu/husbando has. Does it have any impact on your affinity for him/her?
She uses a spear. I think she has good taste, my favorite melee weapons are lances/spears in video games anyway. It's cool to see an elf use something that isn't a bow or magic.

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>Does your waifu/husbando speak more eloquently than you?
I think so. Definitely when berating someone
You miserable cur! You leech! You maggot! Living off another's labor!

>Does your waifu/husbando have a catchphrase that you say a lot?
none

>Can you princess carry your waifu/hsubando?
this was already asked - probably

>Could he/she princess carry you?
lolno

>Describe a special item/weapon your waifu/hsubando has. Does it have any impact on your affinity for him/her?
she has an imaginary and surprisingly effective kitchen knife, but it doesn't really affect my affinity to her I think

>Who does your waifu/husbando care about the most, apart from you?
I don't know if she would care about me but it would be really sweet if she did so.
She seems to genuinely care about her family even though they are dead.
>How would your friends/family react if they saw your waifu/husbando with you?
I'm sure they would be incredibly surprised that I have got myself such a sweet girl.
I think that my parents would be proud of me and happy that I have finally found someone I love. My friends could be a bit jealous though.
>Speaking of friends and family, do they know about your love?
Family doesn't know anything.
Friends know that I deeply love someone as once while drunk I have told them that I'm in love with some beautiful girl. One of them saw a picture of her but he thought that she's a real person.
>What would your waifu/husbando think of them?
As for family I think she would like them but we are not rich like hers used to be so I hope she wouldn't despise me much.
As for friends, I don't think she would like them very much. They are too vulgar and I think she wouldn't like their drinking habits.
>How often would you want to get intimate (hugging, headpatting, cuddling in general) with your waifu/husbando?
Depends on how often she would want to as I wouldn't want to scare her off. But I would hug her and kiss her hands as often as it is possible. I would like to always remind her how much I love her, that she means the world to me and that I will always be with her and protect her.
>What would be the best setting for a team between you two?
I don't know really.
This one. To everyone else it may look generic, but I love it so much. For more than half a year I look at it few times a day and I still find great comfort in doing so. Maybe it's a bit arrogant but it being my OC also adds a bit of charm to it, for me.

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>Does your waifu/husbando speak more eloquently than you?
MUCH, much more eloquently. She's very good at it.
>How strict would he/she be with you if you met him/her?
She seems to be pretty strict but she also has a very kind heart.
>Does your waifu/husbando have a catchphrase that you say a lot?
I can't think of anything.
>Can you princess carry your waifu/hsubando?
Of course. Without any problem. She's so skinny.
>Could he/she princess carry you?
Not a chance. And I wouldn't like it anyway.
>Describe a special item/weapon your waifu/hsubando has.
The most recognizable would be her blade.
>Does it have any impact on your affinity for him/her?
Not really.
>post a song and others tell them if that song fits their personality and waifu/husbando
I don't know if I understand this correctly but here's a song that I associate with her:
youtube.com/watch?v=BNR2Aeop24U
Hearing soundtrack from her game makes me extremely sad. It's like a cruel reminder that she's a work of fiction and she will never know about my love for her
>whoa certainly feels like reading a released CIA nigger record lol.
I can only imagine how all these "szczypszytrz" may look strange to others.
>too bad Polish is so divergent and written differently so I don't understand shit
I pretty much understand Serbian/Croatian. Not all of it, but I can get the main point most of the time.

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Good morning everyone! How are y'all doing?

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It's freezing outside again but thankfully thinking about Angela helps warm me up.

A daki feels surprisingly close to the real thing but it's not 100% the same. One time I had a lucid dream and hugged her and it felt so magical and real.

>Who does your waifu/husbando care about the most, apart from you?
She cares about people in general but she the people most dear to her are her comrades.
>How would your friends/family react if they saw your waifu/husbando with you?
"Isn't she a little too old for you?"
>Speaking of friends and family, do they know about your love?
No. No one does. I feel comfortable telling about this to only one of my friends but I've never had the chance to do so. If he ever asked me if I was in love I'd answer honestly. Only to him though. For now.
>What would your waifu/husbando think of them?
She wouldn't be too fond of some but with others she'd like. She'd be alright with my family.
>How often would you want to get intimate (hugging, headpatting, cuddling in general) with your waifu/husbando?
Whenever it's possible.
>What would be the best setting for a team between you two?
Either a futuristic setting like hers or a WWII setting in which we go around helping people and preventing disasters.

I can never get enough of this image.

Hello! Even when I'm late you still appear at the exact same time as me. I'm doing well. Hope you aren't doing too bad yourself as well.

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>I'm doing well. Hope you aren't doing too bad yourself as well.

I'm doing great today! Thank you and I'm glad you're doing well too

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>Does your waifu/husbando speak more eloquently than you?
The eloquence of my speech is about the same as hers I'd say.
>How strict would he/she be with you if you met him/her?
She'd be strict especially with things such as my diet and habits. She'd want me to be in perfect health and as a person who knows exactly how to achieve such a condition I imagine she'd be somewhat strict.
>Does your waifu/husbando have a catchphrase that you say a lot?
I quite often say "Hallo!" the exact same way she does. As for her actual catch phrases I almost never say them since out of context they'd sound really out of place and kind of autistic.
>Can you princess carry your waifu/hsubando?
Yes but probably not for a long distance.
>Could he/she princess carry you?
Highly doubt it. She's very slender and as tall as me.
>Describe a special item/weapon your waifu/hsubando has. Does it have any impact on your affinity for him/her?
That would be her Caduceus Staff, her main weapon/tool. I guess it has kind of impacted my feelings for her since it complements her personality and her desire to heal and help people. She also has some adorable emotes in which she uses it.
>post a song and others tell them if that song fits their personality and waifu/husbando
I've considered this to be her "theme" for a long time. It always makes me think of her and I've come to associate it with my beloved.
youtube.com/watch?v=-6FYDXU4R5I

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>>How often would you want to get intimate (hugging, headpays, general cuddling) with your waifu/ husbando?
Whenever I see her, as she is real.

>he fell for the reaI women meme

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>Who does your waifu/husbando care about the most, apart from you?
Her brothers i suppose
>How would your friends/family react if they saw your waifu/husbando with you?
I'm sure they would be overjoyed
>Speaking of friends and family, do they know about your love?
Only 1 friend
>What would your waifu/husbando think of them?
I don't know honestly, they're an acquired taste so i'm sure she'd like them after a while
>How often would you want to get intimate (hugging, headpatting, cuddling in general) with your waifu/husbando?
I'm not sure, we're both not very romantic people so whenever we're in the mood i guess. The thing is that i don't only see her as a partner but as a friend aswell, someone i can talk to and share everything with, not all moments between us have to be romantic
>What would be the best setting for a team between you two?
In our world? Not too sure

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>Who does your waifu/husbando care about the most, apart from you?
in her own universe it'd be Yara, after all she's the one that helped her out, and she'd literally bound to the dragon huntress' right arm, if Yara dies Julie dies a second time
>How would your friends/family react if they saw your waifu/husbando with you?
probably be happy for me, there's a few christians in there that would ask me why I'm dating a demoness, but that's to be expected
>Speaking of friends and family, do they know about your love?
parents yes, rest of family no, especially not my grandmother, besides the fact that she's protestant (I think?) I feel like I'd disappoint her by telling her I have a fictional girlfriend
>What would your waifu/husbando think of them?
she wouldn't dislike them as long as they're nice and polite to her.
>How often would you want to get intimate (hugging, headpatting, cuddling in general) with your waifu/husbando?
in private we'd hug and such, kissing maybe, she wouldn't enjoy headpats, and sex is out of the question

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i'll play some comfy eu4, hopefully with no interruptions so I should be fine; how are you doing GLaDOSfren?

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>Who does your waifu/husbando care about the most, apart from you?
Definitely Namju (the guy clinging to her leg here), since he considered her a friend even after she tried to kill him and then intimidate him away from associating with her afterwards.

>How would your friends/family react if they saw your waifu/husbando with you?
They'd be happy I found someone, though I dunno what they'd think if they got to know her.

>Speaking of friends and family, do they know about your love?
Probably not. It's just not something that's ever really come up.

>What would your waifu/husbando think of them?
I don't think she'd dislike them, she's pretty easy to get along with if she doesn't have any reason to wanna kill you. Not that I have a lot of living family for her to meet anyway.

>How often would you want to get intimate (hugging, headpatting, cuddling in general) with your waifu/husbando?
A lot. Enough that it would probably get annoying if she wasn't the same way.

>What would be the best setting for a team between you two?
I dunno, something where I could direct her recklessness constructively.

>Does your waifu/husbando speak more eloquently than you?
Nope, she speaks very simply.

>How strict would he/she be with you if you met him/her?
She's very lax, so not very strict at all! If anything, I'd have to be the one being strict with her sometimes.

>Does your waifu/husbando have a catchphrase that you say a lot?
Not really.

>Can you princess carry your waifu/hsubando?
Probably, she's only 44kg.

>Could he/she princess carry you?
Definitely, she's very strong.

>Describe a special item/weapon your waifu/hsubando has. Does it have any impact on your affinity for him/her?
I guess her tonfa sword? As far as I'm aware it doesn't have any special properties besides the extra handle, but I do think it looks cool.

I sorta feel like this song suits her youtube.com/watch?v=xZmcNBPcqvs but only if you know her background and stuff.

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I'm doing really great so far, how about you?

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good to hear and yeh, excellent. game's going well enough!

Late as usual for the thread as usual but I still want to hug her with all my heart.

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Building a dinosaur park in Jurassic World Evolution, leave suggestions for dinosaurs to be included in the park and I'll add them

>>Who does your waifu/husbando care about the most, apart from you?
She just wants to have friends and be loved and appreciated oddities and all.
>>How would your friends/family react if they saw your waifu/husbando with you?
My mom would cook us something and my dad would just shrug my younger brother would congratulate me on finally getting a GF.
>>Speaking of friends and family, do they know about your love?
Nope although one of my friends at least knows that I think she's a great character plus all the wallpapers and stuff I have of her.
>>What would your waifu/husbando think of them?
The one friend who might know is a very intelligent person so she would get along.
>>How often would you want to get intimate (hugging, headpatting, cuddling in general) with your waifu/husbando?
Whenever she is comfortable is fine.
>>What would be the best setting for a team between you two?
I think a fancy mention with its own library and a few hidden rooms would be it.

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>Fliers with 3 mov were a mistake
I hate that when FEH included that. It's annoying as hell.
>>Who does your waifu/husbando care about the most, apart from you?
Only Robin.
>>How would your friends/family react if they saw your waifu/husbando with you?
Friends kinda OK with it but my family would be freaked out by Tharja.
>>Speaking of friends and family, do they know about your love?
One close friend of my but none of my family members.
>>What would your waifu/husbando think of them?
Neutral.
>>How often would you want to get intimate (hugging, headpatting, cuddling in general) with your waifu/husbando?
Very often.
>>What would be the best setting for a team between you two?
A rural area that near a small town.
>>Does your waifu/husbando speak more eloquently than you?
A little.
>>How strict would he/she be with you if you met him/her?
She would be strict at first but then get more relax afterwards.
>>Does your waifu/husbando have a catchphrase that you say a lot?
"Do you like darkness?"
>>Can you princess carry your waifu/hsubando?
I think I can.
>>Could he/she princess carry you?
No
>>Describe a special item/weapon your waifu/hsubando has. Does it have any impact on your affinity for him/her?
1. Her own tome she use in FE Warriors.
2. Not really.
Fine. Need to get ready for work at noon.

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I've hugged Liz in my dreams a few times and it feels very nice. Otherwise I just hug a pillow which still feels good.

Pic related is one of my favourites. I love how happy and calm she looks, never fails to make me smile.

>Does your waifu/husbando speak more eloquently than you?
I'd say she does. She's a well-read, native English speaker.
>How strict would he/she be with you if you met him/her?
I can imagine her scolding me for a lot of things to be honest. She'd probably want me to worry less.
>Does your waifu/husbando have a catchphrase that you say a lot?
Sometimes when I throw something I say "BOOKER CATCH". Supreme autism.
>Can you princess carry your waifu/hsubando?
I should be able to, she looks pretty light.
>Could he/she princess carry you?
Probably not.
>Describe a special item/weapon your waifu/hsubando has. Does it have any impact on your affinity for him/her?
Her choker. It's cute but I don't think much of it.

Hi GLaDOSposter, I'm doing fine. Weather is pretty depressing right now, can't wait for spring desu.

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>Hearing soundtrack from her game makes me extremely sad. It's like a cruel reminder that she's a work of fiction and she will never know about my love for her
well, it's got that slightly sad tone. The main theme is also one of my favorites desu

>I can only imagine how all these "szczypszytrz" may look strange to others.
eh, it does look weird, but i know what the combinations mean, at least the sz and that. What I can't figure out is what the hell is y supposd to mean

good for you

eh, I'm existing

Olivia Marcano was so beautiful, it's really sad she had to go that way.

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Good morning, GLaDOSanon!
Today officially marks six months since our relationship started! I'm surprised I managed to do so much for her in such a short time, and even more surprised that I've managed to do things that even people who've had their waifu for years haven't done.

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that's how mafia works

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Ay yuh im back and im angery also good afternoon /waifu/

>went to reptile expo to pick up a lizard ive been wanting for a long time
>get there the guy didnt bring it due to shedding problems
>spent 3 hours travelling to and from the expo for nothing
>have to wait another week before i can get it

But wait there is more
>a good artist that draws shyvana fairly often keeps fucking teasing images and the dude is korean so i have no clue what he is saying and translate doesnt make much sense either and idk if we'll ever even get to see these drawings outside of cropped work in progress shit and his pfp
>makes me angery because they are by the looks of it some good images
>he doesnt have a patreon or anything so they're either gonna be for everyone to see or never shared ever and it makes me upset

Im not having a good day today sorry for ranting the first thing i do

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I want Petra's face between my thighs.

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failsafe is the best destiny girl thogh (ana bray is real close)

I want to hug Failsafe and comfort her about the loss of her crew.

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>I notice that you hardly ever miss a thread but hardly say much.
It's usually more of a I rarely ever have anything to contribute to threads aside from the daily post.

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just give me an Ela gf, holy shit.

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failsafe is pure (atleast one part of her) and cute

you can always answer questions

Failsafe's evil twin is so cute, i just want to serve her warm drinks and tell her it's all going to be okay.

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Hi Shyvanaposter. Have you tried contacting the Korean dude anyway? Maybe he can speak some English.

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