Why are women so boring?
Most of them have nothing to offer in a relationship. No interests beyond nondescript crap like netflix, wine, dogs, and travel. No stimulating conversation beyond SJW and astrology bullshit you've heard a million times before, vapid fashion gabbing, and relationship drama. Snore-worthy top 40's or tween musical tastes you could find by literally just switching on a radio. Some goddamned long, EXHAUSTING queued up speech she has about why she's a vegan, or volunteers at an animal shelter, or serves soup to the homeless every Tuesday after yoga. They go on dates with you and talk about this shit, and they really, somehow believe that it's interesting. They think they've had some kind of a life journey.
They think that being victimized when they were young makes them special, without realizing that it happens to everybody, because humans suck, and are shitty to each other. They'll tell you about how they were bullied by other girls in school, or how a family member was inappropriate with them, or how their father was abusive, and you're supposed to nod along and pretend to care.
Haha, yeah. Middle school kids can be savage. Sounds like it was bad.
He did what?! Oh my god. How'd you start moving past that?
Oh, that's terrible! Have you talked to your dad since then?
I drunkenly deliver the perfunctory responses. She goes on and on. I probe for something more interesting hidden in the basic bitchery - some shining nougat of personality in this barren desert she calls a mind, but there's only sand. I eventually manage to get her to my place, sometimes with the help of a cocktail at a bar. We recite more personal history - it's not like there's anything else to talk about - you're a robot, you're not caught up with her "cute teen boy" shows anyway.
If you're smooth enough, you eventually fuck her - then you cum, and you realize her pussy wasn't even worth all that effort, and you could have spent the night at home playing video games.