/britfeel/

Dunno how anyone could even consider killing themselves lads. I've thought about this for a while. You would cause too much harm to your family. And if you have no family, then why would you kill yourself without making a last stand. If I was alone, I would save cash and go volunteering in an Indian slum, or a cocaine fuelled rampage in south east Asia. maybe then you'd find yourself or whatever. If you still wanted to die after that then get yourself sectioned. If you still want to die after you've been sectioned, then yeah you're probably eternally fucked. Lads if any of you genuinely want to die you need to make a last stand first

people kill themselves because they are suffering and want it to stop. going to India or doing drugs isn't going to help them

straight from the nonce's mouth.

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I can understand why people want to, living is tiring, just wanting the day to day slog to end. I wouldn't consider killing myself though even if things get worse, I'm just not made for it. There's a bunch of chinese cartoons I want to watch anyway.

Turns 18 in April.
I though 16 was the age of consent? Not deleting them doubt I'll get sent lewd pics again. She's clothed in them barely. Revealing underwear etc.
0 female attention my entire life then suddenly some hot girl seems into me it's strange. Not a catfish either.

16 for sex 18 for being in and watching porn. if she's clothed then you're fine

You're not that much of a nonce, just tell her to stop sending you nudes because she's under 18

What've we got planned today?

Might have a walk and slam a good few jugs of strong bitter, personally. Followed by a Chinky.

Ah yes. Strong plans, SCEA, strong plans.

>0 female attention my entire life then suddenly some hot girl seems into me it's strange. Not a catfish either.
Fair enough lad, hope you get to nail her desu.

This couple walk up to you and make fun of you for being a smelly virgin nonce.

What do?

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>admit to being in possession of child pornography
>Am I a nonce

user...

Tell them to look me in the eyes and them both shovels to get rid of their makeup so I can actually see their real eyes

>and them both shovels to get rid of their makeup
wat

It's just chemicals in your brain you down and out fucking Paki. Change the way you think. It is hard but it is achievable

See above.

>this is the life people actually aspire to have.

>Just change the way you think bro
God the words of a normie if i've ever heard them.

Can anyone put me in contact with Hannah. She used to frequent these threads and the Brit fag threads on soc. I need to speak to her so badly.

I think he's trying to start an argument, probably best to just ignore

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There's something completely fucked up if it's illegal to see a picture of a girl I can legally meet up and have sex with. Thanks for the warning though lads I'll be more careful.

I've thought about this before and eventually came to the conclusion that it's right that the age of pornography is higher than the age of consent

Kind of given up on trying to get a gf. Its really depressing.

A fair amount of people in britfeel threads are americans pretending to be british, I used to catch them out all the time back in the day, 4-5 years or so back, maybe more.

I doubt it's changed much

why not just put the gf idea on the back burner while you improve yourself?

the easiest catches were ones who didn't know anything about the benefits system or the jobcentre other than calling it bennies.

Bovis home with my assistant sales manager role and my range rover. 5k in debt

I have been slowly improving over the years, I am much better now than I was even a couple of years ago. It hasn't really had an impact.

Imagine getting into any amount of debt.

the only other thing i know to suggest is to be in places where women are. work, hobbies, music venues etc. i'm still working on step 1 so you still have a better chance than me at finding a gf.

I probably do need to go out a bit more I guess.

>work in an office full of women
>still cant get gf

>dating a coworker.

Nothing wrong with that if you're both decent people. If it doesnt work out then you just stop talking

simply not worth the hassle.

16 is the legal age but the age gap with her only being 17 is a bit weird user.

What if she's really really cute

So now that Trump has caved with the shutdown, will we ever see Jow Forums admit that they are infact the cucks they keep shreaking about?

if she's really cute she's way out my league anyway.

>complain I dont get any tinder matches
>match with a 8.5/10
>too scared to message her

>get tinder matches
big old normie

I'm ugly as fuck and have 200 matches. You just have to swipe 100k people

I think I actually know a failed normie lads.
He's a decent looking guy, lives the normies life but literally can't get anywhere with women at all, he only managed to lose his virginity in Ibiza a couple of years back but thats all he's had.

no, because Jow Forums is full of underage retards who you shouldn't acknowledge or take the opinions of seriously

Not in the am lad

Jog on you big normie.

>holiday to ibiza
Yeah, definitely a normie lad.

I have 13 matches atm but I've been on there for a few months. I'm very selective with who I swipe and I dont even message the ones I match with half the time, dont know why I'm on there.

he's like a normie that simply can't get laid so I don't really know what that makes him.

>Longest shutdown in history
>3 week suspension before the shutdown is back on

He'll get the wall eventually

How is it 'weird' she's almost 18 and you think it's weird with her being with a 21 year old

lots of normies can't get laid. not everyone is fucking all the time.

Why are you defending them now?

I'm not defending anybody. I am just saying lots of normies don't get laid. Are you ok?

I'm on Jow Forums of course I'm not ok.

You will look like del boy.

The best way to signal status is to be very fit and healthy, wear expensive and stylish clothes, have an expensive hair cut, and most importantly have a lot of friends.

A gaudy bauble on your finger will do nothing except make you look like a tit.

He's autistic, he doesnt understand that.

Slept off my hangover, now having a shit. Will spend the afternoon working on my ecommerce business.

isn't he fat and ginger as well?

Oh great, the incels are banging on about normies again. I'm off to bed

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After Trump, I've had the news constantly obsessed with that wotsit.

You lot can fuck back to Jow Forums

Who is this guy? He must be up to his eyeballs in monthly payments

Tinder slags WAHEYY

Now if only they would have sex with me

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it's some cunt from geordie shore i think

>off to bed
>10:45am

Thought you didnt talk about politics in hete ShipAnon

I fell asleep with my phone in my hand and now it has nearly ran out of battery

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In that case the range rover is probably fully paid off.

Was up all night playing video games my lad, sleeping pattern is absolutely fucked

Is 11am too early to start smashing tinnies?

What's a easy job to get that wont make me want to kill myself? So sick of not having any work.

Imagine her handcuffing you to the bed and sitting on your willy haha

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Night petal. x

I'll be sleeping as well after my nightly wank.

How about no.
fuck off with your tinder slags you dirty normie.

Very rarely unless there is a major event, where the consensus is politics is ok. Just a passing comment, I don't bang on about it because it's not an enjoyable subject to discuss. It's why I almost never go on Jow Forums anymore, I've already formed my political opinions so arguing with opponents isn't going to achieve anything.

Happenings are still good on Jow Forums though

have you told your bf that your nudes got leaked yet?

Aren't your political opinions just:

>Durrrr pakis bad!
>Unless dey take tranny pill!!

Fucking fat mouthbreather.

>The best way to signal status is to wear expensive and stylish clothes, have an expensive hair cut, and most importantly have a lot of friends.

There's no point wearing expensive clothes going to Wigan and then spoons by myself. I'm dressed for reasons of practicality 98PC of the time. What I want is a contrast to my rough and ready appearance. For example, people look at me - they think, SCEA looks like a tramp, but then they see subtle signs of wealth. See what I mean?

moustache cat came round for some biscuits

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This is why people here think that Tinder is just slags who want chad, you probably only swipe on these really obvious slags who thirst after chad types.

>This is why people here think that Tinder is just slags who want chad
except that is what it is.

The only time I ever got a Tinder match, the cunt unmatched me. I've not used it since.

Well if you had actual status you wouldn't live in Wigan and you wouldn't be going to Wetherspoons, let alone by yourself.

I do see what you mean though, but people won't think it's a subtle sign of wealth. They'll think you're a tramp with a ring you found in a christmas cracker.

An expensive car would work though. If you looked like a tramp but people saw you driving around in a new BMW 7 series or something like that then you'd give people pause for thought. But you drive a trampy old mondeo.

How am I a normie, it's not like these girls match with me

It pretty much is that and most of them are too fat and caked in makeup to warrant being swiped right. I swipe on the fit ones but also the rare cute girls who have a personality

>it's going to snow on tuesday
great

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only one could potentially be proven to be me, and even then it has not been
the rest are evidenceless
You evidencelet

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You're either just assuming that or you live in a shithole area where all the girls are like that. If you do it in London you'll get all kinds of women.

>nearly slid off a cliff when driving in it last Tuesday

everyone knows it was you

Post them lad. Been gone for a few days and missed it.

everything *thinks* it was me
fuck off

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