What is an interesting fact of history that most people don't know?

Nero had a boi castrated and married him. What a fucking faggot.

I was born thirty years ago, and yet I am still a virgin.

I eat 4 plates a meal (5x) everyday but im still skinny as fuck

best historical fact right there

Japan can trace it's line of succession into antiquity

The French still executed people by guillotine when Star Wars came out.

Homo sapien-sapiens that we are today couldnt be here if we didnt develop first and foremost the ability to store energy so efficently combined with a trait that people dont think about in this way that often (beside everyone who wants to pray on it in the free market to make alot of money): Laziness.

Fatcell devoplent to its highest peak of all speices and the hardwiring in our brain to be lazy about almost everything.

Dont belive me? Do just ALITTLE bit of research and you will be blown away.

In The Conquest of Gaul Caesar described an animal he encountered that had a single unicorn like horn that branched into smaller points

Natzi stands for national socialist.
Hitler was a socialist.
>mfw history repeats itself

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The socialist element of the party as we understand the term was purged in 1934 on the night of the long knives

Hitler factually did nothing wrong

The nips sent to deliver the deceleration of war to the Americans were running late. The same thing happened/was done to the chinese. The japs did give enough of a fuck to send them though.

There were german officers sent as advisors on the chinese side at one point. They had been stockpilling heaps of shit to have a big throwdown with japan for years up until the battle of shanghai. They used it all up in one big go and then got assraped by the nips in an attempt at convincing other powers that they were worth joining the war over.

1. At the height of the Pablo Escobar drug empire's power, they would spend between $30,000 to $50,000 USD a year on rubber bands to bind their bricks of cash together.

2. The word "buccaneer" meaning "privateer" or "private" originally meant "one who makes beef jerky." Caribbean natives would smoke meat on a wooden frame called a "buccan," so French sailors who would later smoke provisions became known as "boucanier," which was then anglicized into buccaneer.

The fact that niggers are just as warlike and colonialist as whites, and genocided the Khoisan and Pygmy peoples.

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He copied it mostly from Lueger- (the mayor of Vienna when hitler was still a painter in austria).From the antisemitic speeches, the populist appeal to the name of the party itself( originally Christian Social Party, he just replaced the "Christian" part with German nationalism.),

Communism has literally never been fully implemented in any major government

Emperor Elagabalus was a weird one
>became emperor at 14 because of Praetorian assassination shenanigans, supported by the legions
>threw down Jupiter from the head of the Greco-Roman pantheon, replacing him with the god Elagabalus, which Emperor Elagabalus had previously served as high priest
>used his imperial power to taint the Senate by making his mother and grandmother the first women senators in Roman history, was probably controlled by them
>married a vestal virgin, then divorced her - his second wife out of five
>raging, absolutely flaming homosexual - kept a charioteer slave from Asia Minor named Hierocles, who he referred to as his husband
>not just gay but a literal tranny - often referred to himself as Hierocles' wife, queen, and mistress among others
>regularly brought in physicians from across the empire in hopes that one of them could give him a vagina
>regularly whored himself out in brothels and taverns
>eventually got merc'd by the praetorians for being a flaming faggot who didn't even have the decency to respect the Capitoline Triad and keep his savage sun-worship a secret

>Finally, he set aside a room in the palace and there committed his indecencies, always standing nude at the door of the room, as the harlots do, and shaking the curtain which hung from gold rings, while in a soft and melting voice he solicited the passers-by. There were, of course, men who had been specially instructed to play their part. For, as in other matters, so in this business, too, he had numerous agents who sought out those who could best please him by their foulness. He would collect money from his patrons and give himself airs over his gains; he would also dispute with his associates in this shameful occupation, claiming that he had more lovers than they and took in more money.[55]

khhhhhhhahahahahaha based ancient tranny shitposter

Messalina cucking the living fuck out of Claudius too

Aeschylus the greek tragedian died from an eagle that dropped a turtle on his bald head mistaking it for a fucking rock. Weirdly enough, he stayed outside because an Oracle told him he would get killed by an object falling on his head.

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