Are there any interesting sex toys for men?

Are there any interesting sex toys for men?

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we call those "women", shit is hellishly expensive though

>women
>interesting

More interesting than males as a rule, I do not really care to hear about sports, cars or bodyfunctions.
Also women ARE quite malleable as sex toys go.

Oh fuck I hate that pic related is exactly my type

Where is my qt goth gf that I can pump my sperm into

fleshlight
inb4 some gay mental ill says buttplug

You are limited only by your imagination.

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unironically prostate massager

ultra-wank

I had a design spec and some usage info for a dick cuff and anal electrode someone made. It included info on the feel of various frequencies and intensities. This was probably more than a decade ago, so it'd be very difficult to find among my data.

where do I find a goth/dark crazy gf

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Those are shit subjects, but so are gossip, makeup, and shoes.

Fleshlights in general aren't really interesting, is there anything not so obvious?

>Fleshlights in general aren't really interesting
don't buy cheap shit next time

I think theres a misunderstanding. Fleshlights a hole to fuck, some are good. Some are cheap and shit. But what I'm curious about, is there anything out there beyond the obvious?

which ones are worth buying?

there are guides on /jp/ i think

This is utter mental fucking retardation.

Which is exactly what talking to most males outside feels like.

Get a hitachi with a hummingbird attachment. Basically goes around your dick and vibrates it

Why not hummingbird the proper way?

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Prostate massager, gives you the best orgasms ever

the Eternal Onahole Thread on /jp/ does indeed have what you're looking for. There's a pastebin in it that will tell you literally everything you could possibly want to know. Yes, they really are better than fleshlights and crap like that.