>one chance at life
>have high erection angle and banana curve
why is life so fucking cruel?
One chance at life
Erection angle depends on the age of the person, if you're young, it'll change. But the banana curve is a curse you can't escape.
missionary position, hit the g spot. you'll cum inside her and she'll cum and pull you in all the way to her cervix, am jelly m8
What is banana curve
It's like having a banana where you peepee is supposed to be user
are D and E really possible at full hardness? A, B, C are normal
Isnt that standard tho?
>tfw A with phimosis
This is one of the many reasons I ended up a wizard.
my dick is so fucking curved i could rape someone from around a corner and never get caught, some blessings come in disguise user.
Type A is a good thing, you fucking morons. It helps you push against the walls inside the vagina. It's a miracle in disguise if you have pencil dick.
Ive never seen people complain about a high erection angle, I think its only an issue iff you have D or E
I'm between a and b. It actually sucks alot of positions are limited. If I'm laying on my back for example I pretty much can't have sex
>ywn experience sex from this angle
Fuck
7x5
Can confirm.
RevCG can be a little uncomfortable if she goes to far the other way, but it's not a big deal.
yep... thats why this user is retarded
Also, you can stretch the ligament so it's not so tight.
Imagine having so little happening in your life that you worry about the way your dick stays erect.
How much tight does it seem to be?
yeah because who cares about health problems. why are those lung cancer patients worrying about needing to breathe? LoL
Just stretch the foreskin little by little, you'll be able to see the gead in 1 month and literally fine by 3.
Having a high angle erection is not a health problem, it's completely normal and the only people worried about it are underage
I refuse to believe that this isn't bait, no one is this retarded.
>one chance at life
>born with a grower dick
>one chance at life
>born with a dick
it's peyronies disease you retard and causes ED for alot of men.
wait its not normal???
well fuck me, one more thing i hate about myself
Peyronies disease is completely different to a banana curve your brainlet, look at pictures of it, the penis is practically at a fucking right angle
peyronies is any noticeable curve. The worse the curve the worse the symptoms usually are
Okay but imagine you have the mind and weak body of a woman, you also get periods and don't get to be a top model.
Are you seriously trying to suggest that anything other than an arrow straight dick is diseased
Sounds easy and comfy
I suggest you work on your reading comprehension skills and your retardation
>ill just keep calling him a retard over and over, that'll work
I explained what it was. But you are still confused so I can only assume you are retarded
??? Most girls prefer a curved upward dick. Way better than having a dick curved downward or to the side like chris-chan.
You could probably still do reverse cowgirl, just not at that exact angle. Nice trips though.
Growers are the thinking woman's preference.
Is there actually any truth to this?
Tfw i gave myself angle E
>be in 4 or 5th grade
>already autistic and paranoid constantly
>bored in the middle of class
>think about mickie james from wwe
>diamonds.png
>also have to pee now but too scared to interrupt
>crush my penis inbetween legs to stop pee flow
>piss myself anyway
I did this nearly everyday until 6th or 7th grade. 7 inches now but it always looks limp kill me
You pissed yourself everyday for two years?
fuck all you freaks of nature and your deformed dicks. straight dick master race coming through, bow down and let your gf fuck the superior cock
I know some women like it, feeling it grow and get hard in your hands.
And what a dick looks like when it's flaccid doesn't really matter anyway.
I didnt pee everytime but i did crush my dick everytime and i could hear small cracking noises. There was no pain tho so i didnt stop until it was too late
Holy shit you're almost as autistic as that guy who cut off his own testicles at age 13.
...but that's hot, OP
Are you serious?
I'm average length and 14 cm.
Is there still a hope?
Retard. Not good bait. Just die.