Does having sex with a dolphin actually work? Is it better than doing it with other humans?

Does having sex with a dolphin actually work? Is it better than doing it with other humans?

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Yeah, I'm going to have to redirect to eight-chan's /zoo/ board

Why.

I seriously don't fucking know why you would want to fuck a dolphin

because it might feel better

Imagine being so desperate that you take a job to care for dolphins just so you could lose your virginity. IMAGINE THAT!!!

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buy a BD fleshlight if you really want to fuck animal pussy

yo where da white fish at
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Clearly you've never read that old story about the guy who fucked a dolphin, it apparently feels unreal, best pussy you'll ever have.

Oh fucking please just let this be bait.

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You're under exaggerating how fucking pathetic this actually is, even for Jow Forums

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No one wants to see pussy on this board, god forbid anyone wanting to see dolphin pussy

Homosexuality, transgenderism, now bestiality. Whenever I think this board can't get anymore degenerate someone else comes and prices me wrong.

Jotaro your daughter is in prison.

That's a water tight pussy right there

are there like any videos of this?

Dolphins = irl zoras

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>tfw no indie porn game company to destroy by pirating their porn game and distributing it with multiple gigabytes of dolphin porn

>tfw no indie sequel about destroying the pirates by fucking your way through all the digital dolphins

Honestly dolphin vagina doesn't even look that different than the nasty bleeding smelly axe wounds women have between their legs. I wouldn't fuck either though.

looks amazing desu
much smoother/softer/tighter
that dolphin goop is probably like precum so you'd just slip right in

I would love to see the confused look on a Zora's face as I take out my human cock and plunge it inside her ass and remind her that she's just a soulless fish for me to use.

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Nigga you're gay

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Looks really tight i would put my penis inside it

>tfw no dolphin bf to take me to the rape caves

The pussy looks really nice and tight and neat. Looks nicer than most disgusting roastie vaginas.

Get off Jow Forums Exiled

Get a load of this guy. Holy shit youre desperate

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I heard dolphins actually have great control over their muscles in their vsginas.

I heard that dolphin's will not let go of your dick unless you cum inside of them. Like if you fuck for a few min and want to pull out so you don't have autism dolphin kids you will get your dick ripped off cause the dolphin pussy has like a deathgrip that refuse's to let go until you cum

>deathgrip dolphin pussy
>Dick ripped offed
>IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES ITS GOES IT GOES IT GOES GUILLOTIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEE

>YAH
>YAH
>YAH
>YAH
>HEAD OF A FISH IN A BUCKET
>BODY OF A FISH IN A BAG

This.
Imagine being a roastie and being BTFO in sexual attractiveness by a dolphin

Degenerate hoarder of useless information here.
Dolphin pussy is really good, allegedly, they have a substance that can make you cum literal buckets erasing refractory period, your dick will twitch uncontrollably until your nuts can't no more, also dolphin pussy is strong enough to possibly break your dick.
In other words you can have the best sex of your life if you are willing to risk your dick, nuts, prostate health.
I wouldn't.

l have no words for this thread

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Why did I get hard just reading this? what is wrong with me?

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Dolphin penis is way bigger than a humans looks like

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