Please hover over the answer of the following four questions based on your past experience with similar scenarios. Who we really are is not what we wish we were but what we have always been. Did you choose the chad, beta, or incel response most of the time? - You are on a second date with a girl. You go to kiss her. She turns her cheek to you and says "Slow down, I'm not that kind of girl." You reply:
incel "Sorry." chad "This could be trouble 'cause I'm that kind of guy." *smirk* beta "Yeah, well, no prob."
- You're chatting up a pretty girl you just met in a bar. After a few minutes she asks you to buy her a drink. You reply:
beta "I'm not an ATM." chad "No, but you can buy me one." incel "Sure."
- You've just met a cute girl in a club and have been talking with her for five minutes when she abruptly changes the topic to a raunchy conversation about her multiorgasmic ability. You respond with:
beta a look of mild disdain. incel a huge grin and an eager "Damn! That is HOT!" chad a raised eyebrow while saying "Hey, thanks for the medical report." - The pickup has been going well. Later in the night she leans in and begins making out with you passionately. You feel like a king and your jeans suddenly feel much tighter. Do you:
incel immediately grope her boob in return. chad kiss for a little bit then push her gently away and look distracted for a second. beta continue making out with her for as long as she wishes.
Adam Perez
>You go to kiss her Unrealistic. I would never attempt it until she asks me to kiss her.
Dylan Bailey
>You are on a second date with a girl. >You're chatting up a pretty girl That's ALOT of assumptions OP
Nathan Bell
And finally, the critical thinking portion of the quiz. The following questions are based on the progression of a single pickup attempt.
- You go to a bar. Twenty feet away are a pretty girl, a fat girl, and an average guy talking amongst themselves. The pretty girl briefly eye flirts with you. In reponse, you:
chad immediately approach but from an indirect angle, looking around the room distractedly on the way over to your target as if you might see an even prettier girl somewhere else, and finally delivering your opener from over your shoulder. incel eye flirt back and forth a few times before approaching 20 minutes later. .beta immediately approach in a direct fashion maintaining strong eye contact with your target. - Who do you address first?
chad everyone. beta the fat girl. incel the pretty girl. - After getting the whole group engaged in conversation and having a good time, your target blurts out "Hey nice pink shirt! Are you gay?" You:
.beta ignore her. chad say "OK, who brought their little sister to the bar!" incel say "No, I'm not gay!"
Robert Sanders
I don't drink, so I wouldn't be at a bar. Unrealistic.
Brandon Perry
- In the middle of the conversation you have to pee. You say:
incel "I have to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." chad nothing. Just go. .beta "Excuse me."
- You've managed to get her outside your front door. There is obvious sexual tension. You want to close this deal. You say:
chad "I'm thirsty. Are you thirsty? Let's go inside and taste DC's finest tap water. But you can only stay for a minute, I have to get up early." incel "So, um, ah, see you around." beta "Why don't you come inside?"
HOW DID YOU GUYS DO? Make your own, it's fun!
Jaxon Rogers
>"Hey, thanks for the medical report." >Chad
Lmao, go back to your anime visual novels
Jose Powell
- Terrorists have a gun to your head and are forcing you to choose the next person who dies. Do you choose:
incel The Stacy who would never fuck you in a million years. incel The Chad who gets all of the women and would choose you to die in a heartbeat if you swapped places. incel The robot who wants to die.
Nathan Harris
2 Beta 1 Incel 4 Chads I'm sort of an asexual btw
Robert Sanders
The spoiler block size reveals the correct answers...
Cooper Gonzalez
3 Beta 1 Incel 5 Chads then
Christian Hall
This is retarded. Fucking bitches is easy, find one who thinks you're hot and just isolate and escalate. Why's every one gotta complicate shit. If she kisses you, you should be able to fuck on the spot. According to this retarded test I'm an incel Chad BTW. Lol
John Jones
thats a lot of shit.
Alexander Hernandez
I kill Stacy and fuck chad while dominating the robot into gentlemaledom submission. Cant help myself sometime
Charles Ward
The visceral hatred this thread inspired in me tells me how woefully unequipped I am for this shit. I'd have better luck getting into the Olympics. I hate you, OP.
What the hell is eye flirting? Is it just making eye contact? That would explain so much. Sometimes I accidentally make eye contact with normalfags, and then they make subtle interactions with me, like raising their eyebrows or saying "hey" or something like that. I don't even make eye contact for more than half a second, too. I don't get it.
William Moore
some people here literally have aspergers or something. it is NOT Intuitive and makes no sense to them
Charles Wright
>talking with random strangers >feel the urge to pee >just stand up and go without saying a word This is the most autistic development of any situation I could possibly imagine.
Jeremiah Murphy
>this user might actually be good looking >this user might actually be Chad-level gorgeous but an actual robot tfw robots still exist on this board
Almost all of these I wouldn't say any of this, but then again, I wouldn't be in any sexual situation in the first place because I'm a mentally ill shut in.
Juan Fisher
>a raised eyebrow while saying "Hey, thanks for the medical report." > "This could be trouble 'cause I'm that kind of guy." *smirk*
holy cringe, did jason fuckin blaha write this? what is this thread?
>based on your past experience with similar scenarios. >You are on a second date with a girl Excuse you?
Robert Morales
I've been told I'm a 7/10, but those people were just being nice. Besides, I'm 5'6". I doubt I'm chad-tier, but I never got called ugly, though. Creepy, sure. Weird, annoying, potential school shooter, I've heard it all. No one ever made fun of my appearance, though, besides once when my hair needed to be cut. I'm not quite sure how to respond to be honest. I've never had a gf or anything.
This screams fugly ass fan fic written by some fugly ass bich. Holy shit you guys are bad at hypotheticals.
Jack Bailey
This is the worst dating sim I've ever played.
Brayden Reyes
You are standing in a bar when you spot an eight point five out of ten with big titties standing alone, you admire her for a time, until she makes eye contact with you, holding her gaze. What.. do you do?
[Look away, gripping tightly to the spaghetti in your pockets]
[Pretend to be fishing and cast the imaginary line at her and begin to mime reeling her in]
[Walk with a wide berth over to her, intentionally pushing other people not even directly in your path out of the way]
For third question, none of the above. I would just calmly mention to her that I am multi-orgasmic as well.
"Continue making out with her for as long as she wishes but also slowly start groping her more and more."
Adam Brooks
>based on your past experience with similar scenarios I haven't been in any kind of a romantic situation with a woman ever in my life, nor have I ever been to a fucking bar or club.
Um yes, its not intuitive for us. Why is it intuitive for you?
GTFO normalfags.
Carter Hall
incel count 7 chad count 2 beta count 0 Though I would have never been in those situations and I would have acted differently than the choices in every point
Christian Young
I had 7 incel, 1 that was half incel, half beta, and 1 chad lol.
Carson Robinson
>>Though I would have never been in those situations and I would have acted differently than the choices in every point What would you have done if you were in those situations?
Kayden Watson
mostly beta, some chad and incel, but i would njever get in these situations in the first place, guy in those situations seems like the kind of person i don't like
Lincoln Torres
>This is the most autistic development of any situation I could possibly imagine. why though?
Robert Foster
>She turns her cheek to you and says "Slow down, I'm not that kind of girl." "Didn't know but alright.", and yes that would sound as bad as you'd think but I'm retarded enough to think it would come across as "Oh, I thought you were interested, okay then". >Drink begging "Don't got enough for an extra drink" (even if I did), also would be as bad as you'd think but I have a Ph.D. in social retardation. If she were really amicable, we'd been talking for a good bit and we had chemistry (i.e. she buttered me up) I'd say something like "Sure, what kind?", incel I guess but it doesn't seem that bad to do. >Multiorgasmic ability after 5 minutes of talking "Uhhh, cool." or just "uhhh" or visible squirming. >Making out Keep making out until she wants to stop, I'd LIKE to say I'd glide my hand across her curves but I've never even been on a date. >"Eye flirts" while friends are there I wouldn't do anything, I'd figure she were looking at something or someone else. >Who do you address first? Going from experience it'd either be the pretty girl or the guy because dudes are easier to talk to. I'm not someone who likes referring to groups. I might awkwardly say a few lines but I'd have to single out someone, rather than talk to all three. >"Hey nice pink shirt! Are you gay?" "Y-your mom" is what teenage me would say, I have no idea what I'd say now. If I were braver I'd want to say it's for breast cancer awareness to make her feel bad, even if it weren't. >Gotta pee "Be right back", I believe. If I left something behind I've said "Watch my stuff" but that was an awful thing to do, in hindsight. >Front door "Come inside" is what I've said to friends just standing there, usually with a tone implying we could talk more or do something.
Alternative answer to all of these: Say and do nothing unless it gets me out of a situation so I can do nothing in the future.
You don't understand chaddom A Chad can say literally anything and get away with it. "social skills" are a meme, all you need to do is say what you want with unwavering confidence, being attractive also helps quite a bit
Sebastian Ramirez
3 beta 4 Chad 1 incel (chose this on purpose with full knowledge of intention and outcome).
Ethan Richardson
>isolate and escalate 10/10 can confirm t.rapist
Ethan Mitchell
>thinks any legit robot has ever experienced any of these scenarios
Xavier Garcia
i got like half chad half incel and no beta
Cooper Sanchez
Your idea of "chad" is cringe as fuck
David Garcia
Normal people don't just get up and leave without saying anything. It's fucking weird.
Also: >"I'm thirsty. Are you thirsty? Let's go inside and taste DC's finest tap water. But you can only stay for a minute, I have to get up early."
Is up there with massively autistic things to say, if you talk like that then it's unlikely that you would even be having the conversation with a woman at your door. The only time something like that would not be the actions of a social retard would be if it were a joke referencing something you had spoken about earlier.
Jonathan Jones
have you ever even gone out? these are some unrealistic situations
not really though. they'll be like >omg why would this guy just walk away? am i not good enough for him?
trust me
Oliver Clark
if she really gives a shit she'll look in your direction to see what you're doing and she'll see you walk in the bathroom honestly you're overthinking this
Brayden Perez
nah, they're talking to each other and she turns her head over to you and you're just *POOF* gone
she's like "wtf? where did he go??? omg"
>you're overthinking this not really
Ryder Kelly
3 beta 1 incel 5 chad also, op kys
Aiden Reed
These questions and responses say far more about your psychology than they do about anyone else on this board. None of these responses are natural.
Mason Evans
how would you respond in these scenarios, dr chadwick?
Jason Roberts
op pls go your shitpost was bad
Adrian Clark
someone scored "incel" all the way through for sure
Andrew Perez
>You are on a second date with a girl. You go to kiss her Neither of those would ever happen. Hell, you're assuming there would be a first date. >You're chatting up a pretty girl you just met in a bar. The only reason I'd be in a bar is to drink until the bad thoughts go away, not to chat up some whore. If she asks me to buy her a drink when I'm obviously not in any mood, I'd tell her to fuck off and go back to drowning my brain in poison. >You've just met a cute girl in a club I wouldn't be caught dead in a club >and have been talking with her for five minutes when she abruptly changes the topic to a raunchy conversation about her multiorgasmic ability Hide my utter disgust and disappointment and find an excuse to exit the conversation or wait until she moves on. >Later in the night she leans in and begins making out with you passionately. Simple, I'd refuse her before she does it. I hate intimacy with people I don't know very well. If she has a problem then she can get fucked. Your given responses are narrow as fuck and are probably only meant to push a narrative instead of making an accurate assessment. Fuck you.
Samuel Perry
Oh, look, something I missed because OP is autistic >In the middle of the conversation you have to pee. >Chad response is going in your pants. Well, I think I nailed the autistic part >You've managed to get her outside your front door. There is obvious sexual tension. >You want to close this deal. No I don't. I'm not a manwhore.
Dylan Brown
>>Chad response is going in your pants. no, you just walk to the bathroom without saying anything
you're the autist
Asher Scott
>you go for a kiss >she turns her face Ok I stopped reading here. if youre an actual chad she'd go for the kiss and you'd never bd in this scenario.
Hudson Young
The problem with these situations is that I give zero fucks about women. I treat all people the same with questionable indifference.
If a hot female wants attention by wearing tight clothes or bright neon colors I don't stare. I would just completely ghost her like she isn't there. If she tries to speak to me I just answer her directly while looking in her eyes without added remarks and extended visual contact or looking anywhere else on her body.
It drives women mad.
Thomas Cooper
Probably should have specified then. And that's more of an autistic undersocialized response than anything.
Jayden Butler
Answers: >beta >beta or incel >chad or beta >beta or incel >beta >chad >chad? better than i expected
>- After getting the whole group engaged in conversation and having a good time, your target blurts out "Hey nice pink shirt! Are you gay?" You: youtube.com/watch?v=5SpA0BzJFBI
Samuel Phillips
>You are at a club >You are at a bar
Why would I go to these places OP. I hope you contract arthritis
Thomas Sanchez
Jesus fucking christ man have mercy dude My dad died from arthritis
