I'm going to visit an escort tomorrow. Tell me everything I need to know before my visit. 30 khv

How did you get the confidence to finally do it? I am a 30 year old virgin too, but I am too terrified to actually go see a prostitute.

Don't get really horny and masturbate several times before you go see her. That's a big mistake.

I do not care about shame anymore. I just want to touch and feel a woman, it's been too long my friend...

1. do not eat her out.
2. do not eat her out.
3. do not kiss her
4. wear a condom even when you are getting your dick sucked.

gl op.

Sok szerencset cimbora!

why not eat her: that is the best part, isn't it?

Chances are, she's fucked at least enough virgins to know just from the behavior. Of course she will.

You will only hate yourself if you're a paranoid moralist.
We purchase any other service we can't do on our own, or don't feel like wasting time on. Sex is just the same.

That is a good choice. She looks like she is gentle and sweet. She looks perfect to lose your virginity to.

>she doesn't swallow
Ruined. Anyways make sure to think about us once you bust a fat one on her face. I wish it was as easy as it sounds to get an escort here in the US.

>Chances are, she's fucked at least enough virgins to know just from the behavior. Of course she will.
lol no, she's just going to think he's a terrible at fucking

Lie down on the bed, clear your mind, tell her you need to relax and loosen up a bit and get comfy, enjoy feeling her bod
Stress really plays a role

Shame will eat away at your soul, you will never truly be able to vanquish it. It will be their, gnawing away at you during your loneliest of lonlies.

There is no going back once you do this.

Have to agree with him, at least for the first time: Fondling is okay, but until you're able to be sure a girl is safe, avoid sticking your tongue in there.

Kissing is pretty safe as long as you have no mouth injuries and can use mouth wash right after.

>about to cum
>think of r9k!
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No one feels guilty after buying a sausage roll, yet people feel guilty after paying for sex. There is a fundamental and essential difference between sex and food. You can try an act like some Neitzschean superhero challenging conventional morality, but once you are alone it will continue to gnaw and you will consume you.

Koszonom!

Oh, wow, you got me. I really hate myself for fucking 10/10s on demand.
Damn, I'm so fucking depressed, I think I'm going to kill myself.

I"ll make sure to think about r9k once I bust. Maybe I'm just autistic.

She asks you want you want
You tell her what you want
You do what you want to do(as long as it's not cutting her up)

Take viagra beforehand

Of course you hate yourself, and you try to hide it behind internet bravado. You are yet to have a girl love you for who you are, no souls crossing, just a pure mercantile transaction.

That is something that eats away at you.

I don't see the point in throwing it away esepcially if you were able to reach that age.

I have had girlfriends, and girls who loved me (some still do, poor things).
Wasn't worth it for me, I just got bored of them.

>can use mouth wash right after.

*kiss her*
*brb babe*
>*swirl* *grrrlrllrrllrgggrlrlrl* *swirl* SWHOOOSHWOOSSH* *spit*
*where were we babe*
*kiss*
*brb*
.....

k

Basically what first guy said. Don't afraid to tell her you're a virgin. Girls really like that shit as long as you're not weird. My lfirst girl was much more experienced and went crazy when I told her I was a virgin. It's they take honor in fucking the virgin out of you

>I have had girlfriends, and girls who loved me (some still do, poor things).

I highly doubt it, you're on Jow Forums

After the whole thing.
Holy shit, no wonder you guys are all virgins. Brainlets.

>Girls really like that shit as long as you're not weird
lmao no they dont

I was here before, back when I was a depressed loser. I still like it here, especially because I can give some advice to guys that are on the same shoes I was in.

>pure mercantile transaction.
Seems better to me than going on a date to spend money on a girl, only to tell me that she is not interested in me. I'm not ready for a relationship, I will not waste my time and the time of another persons just because I want sex desu.

Continue to LARP of it gives your life meaning.

That simply shows your immaturity, you have thrown away any personal relationship and growth as a human being for cummies.

They really do like inexperienced men as long as they have more experience. If you're both inexperienced it's just awkward

Big misconception.
I was actually able to form relationships with and meet women way easier after seeing escorts.
It reduces the sexual overhead of the relationships, and allows you to be more genuine, since you don't worry about bringing her to your bed. If it happens, it happens, if not, you have girls on call.

lets break this down you retarded sack of fertilizer,
you saying op should only kiss her once, after the whole deal is over and done with? or he should be kissing her while fucking and then after she is gone rinse his mouth? you don't think that time in between is going to be enough for him to get them aids in his bloodstream?

>Most robots moan about feels, being love shy and the existential dread that comes about from not being able to enter into a romantic relationship.
>You have boiled it down to muh dick

big think

He can go crazy as long as he does his hygiene later. Not if he doesn't have injuries in his mouth.

Yeah, we all get over it one day.

>Not if he doesn't have injuries in his mouth.
doubt it, if you bleed when you floss you are fucked.
so your argument is invalid.

That's why I feel that I'm not ready for a relationship, I'm too immature. I don't want to waste a nice girl's time.

I specifically said to use mouth wash.
I'm not arguing with you anymore, even though I'm sure you're taking notes on what I'm saying for use later.

I answered OP, job done, his choice as to what to believe or not.

>I'm not arguing with you anymore
das right, walk away like a lil bitch

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And he's a nigger too, what a surprise.

Menyetkepu ocsmany ribanc. Szar az izlesed.

how the hell did you manage to stay a virgin in hungary op ? seriously?

anyway, if you've are a virgin you absolutely have to try it at least once, but making it a habit is not worth it. the most important part in sex is intimacy, and there is never that with an escort. don't listen to people here, if you carry yourself somewhat confidently she won't be able to tell that you are a virgin. and maybe it's better that way.

also maybe save up some more, and get with a girl with whom you won't have to worry about health stuff that much.

What happened to funny shit on r9k?
Where are the >Greentexts
at? Why do we get a bunch of shit about whores, they are not friends, they will be targets in the beta uprising. FIX YOURSELF, YOU STUPID ASS FUCKLESS VIRGINS! You only post when ur about to lose your virginity or did just lose it.

>you are all degenerates for seeking whores
>incel uprising! Be better men!

>needs r9k greentexts to masturbate
Getting some mixed signals here buddy.

Trust me, I think I'm a waste of time, and yet there is a girl at church that likes me and I am absolutely obsessed with her to the point of being a yandere. I am a pathetic severly ADHD shit, and she actually asked me out for a coffee. (Afterwards, on the walk back to her house we did kiss a shitton)

Will Viagra help keep me going after busting my first load? Considering seeing a highly rated girl next week.

>Reads r9k greentexts to masturbate.
No I don't, I beat my meat years before I discovered Jow Forums.

Meeting and having sex with a prostitute will NEVER replace the good feeling and experience of having sex with a girl that has sex with you because she actually is attracted to you. The build up, the sex and the cuddling afterwards. As gay as that sounds. The whole package is an experience which can't be emulated by a hooker. It's just a sad attempt to do so. But hey, enjoy it!

It will, but unless you're old or have erectile problems, it shouldn't be needed.
As long as you keep up the stimuli, you should be good to go in a few minutes (which you can take for kissing, fondling, etc.).
I'd personally avoid using any sort of drug, but some people prefer to use them, even when not necessary. Not recommended though.

Don't see her. Actually invest in true, deep relationships. Trust me, there is a kid at my school who isa borderline tard, but with one of the top 10 hottest and kindest girls in school (actually started bcuz tard was being beaten up and she stepped in front of attacker, who didnt want to be seen beating the most popular girls in the school. Ling story short, she gave him her # and Snap), both very happy. True relationshipd don't care about appearance, personality is far more important, go get yourself a real woman!

>preaching their values to others
You just can't help it huh? The guy asked for advice, not for moral counseling.

And "meeting a girl and fucking her because she is attracted to you and wants it too" is good the first few times, like anything else.
After a while all you want is to get some pussy, but you have to put up with all the bullshit that comes with it.
And having a girlfriend feels like being locked up after a while, thirsting for other girls but only having one.

Every sort of relationship has it's pros and cons, getting hookers is the same.

>don't leave her alone after paying, especially before the deed

What do you mean?

Shut the fuck up boomer

A buddy of mine took half a pill of viagra so that he was hard for his first time, and didn't take it afterwards and he was fine.

I am trying to help my comrades, we need to prepare for incel uprising, also dont want manwhores on r9k. If you must, post it on Jow Forumsice, not ROBOT 9001

Not a boomer, fucker, actually millenial, just not raised an amoral shitsack.

Some girls can be opportunists. You pay her, she tells you to take a shower, and she disappears with your money/possessions.

I understand, and I respect that, but don't push your judgement on others man.
I'm not a manwhore, I'm actually pretty tame on the sexual side, but I know a lot from personal experiences and friends' experiences.

The girl I'm considering apparently gives a pretty "intimate" GFE with lots of kissing/cuddling, I just thought that maybe Viagra would help me in the case that I may bust a load then not get it back up for the remaining 30 minutes.

Maybe I'm not an underage faggot who is still in school, and instead I work a male dominated field where I have no chance of ever meeting a girl.

Meh, relax, pretty sure it won't be an issue. Just remember: Don't get too nervous. This is what fucks you up the most.
You're there to relax and have fun, she's there to make you relax and have fun. She having fun herself is secondary, but feel free to experiment with her.

I once payed a chick 40 bucks and fucked her public.
Did the same behind an abandoned church.
Stop being American moralist, she wants money I want sex.

how do i get a tranny to fuck me? i wanted to get on craigslist and find someone from a nearby city but with that stupid bill now theres no backpage or craigslist for sex.