>Wake up >Finally feeling decent for the first time in months >Download as many dating apps as I can find (Tinder, bumble, hinge, j-date, grindr, jackd, chappy) >Gay straight I don't give a shit at this point, I just need human interraction, I've been alone for so long and I'm sick of being stuck in my own head >Find a nice picture on my phone from a while ago and sign up to each one >Swipe on every single person I can and wait a few hours without looking at my phone >Come back and check notifications
Well boys I guess I'm going gay. Not a SINGLE match with a girl. 23 matches with guys. A few black thug looking dudes, a lot of like 60+ looking fucks and then the rest were really fat neckbeard compatriots. I bet some of you are here now. Worst part is now I'm too anxious and scared to message anyone back. What the fuck am I supposed to do, guys? I have never touched another guys dick, I just wanted a qt local girl and I DEFINITELY don't want to get pozzed
>Gay >Get matched with qts and chads >None of them can hold a conversation past a "what are you doing" >Add on snapchat and text >Only snap to keep streaks and dont do anything of substance >Texts are dull and boring and end up blocking them a couple days in >When suggesting dates they get really horny all of a sudden and just want to fuck >Ones that don't wanna fuck are cringey af or too normie to handle (fag normie, so like saying shit like 'yaas queen' etc).
Trust me, it isnt better with dudes. Dating in general sucks kms
Lol post a screenshot of the black thugs. Do they want your white boipuccy?
Carson Gutierrez
Yeah that's the thing. I just want a good old fashion relationship with someone who shares my interests. It's tough to get passed that introductory barrier online. How do I tell them that I just want a person to watch anime and cuddle with?
This guy might be fun to play with especially if you never bottomed it might be cool to try it at least once instead of a gross fat guy
Also I hear the algorithm of tinder penalizes for swiping excessively but I hadn't used it in 6 years
Isaiah Torres
Skinny guy said 'Hey' and the big one said 'user how r u' 'ur so sexy'. There's one other black guy but he just seemed like a regular dude and said 'hey' How do I respond without coming off as racist
Zachary Gutierrez
Also a 60 year old guy with no picture named "Sissy Emily" sent me a message saying 'Hey there gorgeous'. Should I ask for pics?
Jack Turner
Well when I used it I always replied back with something like "not much just chilling in bed, what are you up to?"
Do you have a profile photo up? Idk probably not he's going to be gross unless you're into that and want to fuck a 60 year old non passable CD
Juan Rodriguez
Dude that's grindr lmfao, it's pretty much only used for hookups. Gay hookups. Nigga get out with this shit thread
Matthew Ramirez
oh ok, sorry (org)
Oliver Jones
No dude I'm still interested in your stories DESU I'm here keep going
Hudson Turner
You still here OP? Whats the update on that grindr stuff dude
Landon Howard
Heres profile pic. Its misleading, Ive gained weight since then
Im just gonna message funny things to everyone. Try to get some responses. Will post replies.
Somebody messaged me on tinder and his profile says that he watches anime so I was messaging him to see if he actually is a weeb or just larping or has shit taste
Grayson Gray
>How do I respond without coming off as racist just don't respond, it's grindr. Reminder: On grindr you're meat first, a person second.
Adam Perez
I did something similar after an existential crisis a month ago. I think grindr is gonna go well because I have a date tonight with a cute 18yo boy (I'm 23) and we're gonna see a movie. Hopefully I can lose my virginity soon!
Ethan Collins
Right on dude so are you just fucking with dudes at this point or kind of bi curious? And if so as a top or a bottom or vers?
Also not even ONE female matched? Even the uggos?
Easton Ross
I think I'm starting to see what you mean
John Foster
At this point if I have a chance to just have a one night stand with a cute looking guy I would just do it. Even though I like dates and actual love ideally I'm so fucking deprived of human interaction and touch after being a virgin all this time I'd be fine with it. I'm just so fucking tired of being alone dude.
Brandon Reed
Do you actually find guys equally attractive or at least almost as attractive as girls? If not, you're not gay and you shouldn't try and experiment you'll regret later.
I never understood people who try cock just because they can't get girls. You can't magically turn gay, son.
Levi Hill
I couldn't see myself doing anything with a black guy or someone twice my age, but I don't really know what I want anymore so that's part of the reason why I downloaded all these apps. I had (for the first time) a gf that lasted for a couple of years, but ended like 4 years ago during college. Emotionally I was head over heels into this girl, she was a dream girl. Beautiful, really smart, witty, athletic, conservative. But the sex was so bad I just couldn't do anything and basically had to fake it for the whole time and eventually led me to ending it.
Since then I haven't talked to girl romantically, let alone a guy. So I've decided that I have got to work this out cause I don't want to die alone
Michael Sanders
Fug dude that shit sounds tough. I'm trying to find a wife instead of empty sex and hookups but every day it seems less a possibility
Camden Cooper
I can understand old people but why not a black person? Most of the time they smell nice like cocoa butter especially if they look clean in their photos, I never been with a black thug type though so they might be different
Kayden Bell
I grew up in Atlanta and went to a high school that was half and half and just never really had a good experience with any of them so they're just off my radar really. I know that's just anecdotal bullshit, but I would be open to trying it out with someone who shared my interests and general outlook on life with anyone regardless of race or sex.
Ah ya know it's just life. I have a lot of things going for me and some rough shit too. It's just how my hand was dealt. Only thing I can do is suck it up and get through (easier said than done though I mean look where I'm spending my Saturday afternoon hehe)
Hunter Butler
I have never seen a man and been like "Wow he's really hot, I'd love to have sex with him" But then I have a hard time fucking girls too. I think it's gotta be either psychological Freudian childhood shit or something like chemicals in the water. Maybe it's even the jews fault. But I would feel really guilty leading a girl on just to be unable to form a real physical bond with them. Seems like lying and I have too strong of a guilt complex to do that. That's why I think I'm going to try dating a guy first
Noah Turner
Yeah I kind of got along with black dudes when I went to High School so I did try hooking up with one and I only sucked him off but it was really hot especially when he came I came by association.
I didn't really find him attractive at all but just being in the backseat my head on his lap turned me on a lot. I would not describe myself as gay though probably bi since I love women sexually and emotionally
Dylan Young
>go out with pic related >going pretty well >kiss for a while >after about two minutes pushes me away, says she wants to take it slow because she used to move really fast in the past >of course she did >tells me she's got another "first date" tomorrow and she "wants something more", but she's "still looking" >my disgust is pretty evident at this point >walk her back in silence >I already had suggested we go out the following week >talk with her as she waits for the bus but you can tell it's nowhere nearly as relaxed as before This happened two days ago. I wouldn't mind hitting that still, but now she's probably turned off as well. I'll shoot her a nonchalant message tomorrow, but I severely doubt anything will come of it. Why are women such monkeybranchers?
Yeah that's pretty shitty. I understand the idea of playing the field, but why would you say that to the person you're with? It sounds like she is kind of self-absorbed. You have to lack any sort of empathy for the person you're with if you start the date with "Hey this is your chance to woo me, and there are a bunch of other people immediately available to take your spot if you don't meet my standards so good luck". I think I'd rather her just lie.
Josiah Johnson
>get match with pic related while traveling >go back home >dude messages me >wanted to hookup
Should I go back? It's not that far Plus I can't bring myself to like bois from my area (I still get matches but tend to ignore them afterwards)
I kinda want to try tinder, but I have no fucking pictures of me. I'm not even a total shutin but I have no pictures of me in social settings that aren't horrible meme pictures. Is it really that bad if I take a picture of myself and put it on my profile? And how many pics do I need?
