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real sulk hours

Any comfy lids about if so what you up to tonight?

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Regretting drinking too much last night lads
I peaked super early in the night too which is the real kicker. Missed out on half the fucking event

Gonna watch some wrestling lad hbu?

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Bernard Manning is based

Just drink more to stave off the hangover mate.

*pulls the plug on the life support machine*
good riddunce.

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Watching the video the lad posted the planets then I'm going to play some warframe

Do you remember Dave Allen? I remember being at my uptight grandparents and he was on in the background, the grownups were talking and I was trying not to laugh because I was too young to be understanding jokes and swearing like his. Good times.

furt you was goin meet 'n innosent 13 yere old but wot you got was Bazzas fist

Who would win in a fight, seasideMark or Timothy James Byrne

Oi! You've been told to leave, and we've had even more reports of you harassing women in the maternity ward!
Now get out and don't let me see you back here!

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Shopping for vidya games and new laptop while listening to jre with some anime and weed here and there.
post video I like space stuff

Couldnt imagine the mind of someone who rapes little children. I mean thier bodies are so small how do you fit your cock up there?

Just looking for a good streaming site to watch a film. All of them are pretty shite so far so I may end up going back on some games. Hope your evening is going well lad

cant imagine the mind of someone who beats up lonely frogs
get well soon Apu I hope you get out of there without any lasting damage
Is he going to walk again?

youtu.be/EErKahLx0tc feeling a bit dizzy now, no more space tonight

I imagine they just shove it up there and dont care. Lot of blood and crying I'm sure.

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>Couldnt imagine the mind of someone who rapes little children
>imagines how you would fit your cock up them instead
you nonce posters are disgusting scum

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Tim would. I'm on his side.

*turns on Smooth Radio*

youtube.com/watch?v=rjlSiASsUIs
So what kind of music do you lads use to relax?

fuck off I think nonces are scum I was just wondering how anyone could look at a child and think 'oh yeah this is sexually doable'

I don't remember him no. I'm 22, I just like watching old comics because they tell actual jokes rather than gay stories like you see on Live at the Apollo.

What film you wanna watch?

I CANNOT FALL IN LOVE
LOVE IS FOR THEM
LUSTING FOR THE SKY -
HEAVEN

WHY DID I COME TO THIS WORLD
OF SORROW WHY IS THIS TRUE

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Bone Tomahawk. Every site so far has been buffering which sucks. Heard its a savage film as well

He's a bit upset right now

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>Bone Tomahawk
not him but that movies great. And yeah brutal as well

Fucking state of this uncomfy nonce, quit talking about nonces and nonce hunters you vile weirdo it doesn't make up for your noncey thoughts.

You might lose your virginity there

Haven't seen it but have heard of it I think, Val Kilmer is in it right?

Had this stuck in my head for couple of weeks
youtube.com/watch?v=b-NbCcgo0d0

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Sorry if it upset your equilibrium lad, that wasn't my intention when I posted it. I just thought planet user might like it when I saw it earlier.

No I liked the video lad, just space always makes me feel a bit nauseous, good job I'll never be an astronaut. I saw a space ship take off once in florida, was mint

youtube.com/watch?v=M_M9MRj7NYg

His show was on some Freeview channel that played the old comics later in the evening, he was really rude. I don't think they show them any more and that's a shame b/c I agree they're loads better than modern shite.

God I hate this cheesy shit.

sounds like kino
youtube.com/watch?v=VM-uQyySltU
thanks for this

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My dad lives near Cape Canaveral and every time I ask him he still hasn't seen a launch so you were very lucky. Do you remember which mission it was?

It is a bit

*performs two hours of sexual innuendo in your path*

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ok lads, my boiler is usually timed but it's been off all day for some reason and i've had no hot water, starting to get annoying.
It usually goes off at 2am then is fine for 7am.
If i turn the knob to 3, the "timed" light comes on until i turn it to 7. I don't want to turn it on though manually just in case it isn't safe. Anyone know anything about this shit? Want to get a shower.

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y'all are only saying nonce because I once said it would be bad if someone bonced you on the nonce

If you want some more auditory atmosphere kino, this will always be king
youtube.com/watch?v=F9L4q-0Pi4E&

Outside of porn has anyone ever seen a passable trap irl?

I'm not sure definitely but I think it might be this one, pretty sure it was summer 2009 nasa.gov/mission_pages/shuttle/shuttlemissions/sts127/launch/127_overview.html

How would I know they were (male) if they were passable?

literally never. they still have the build of a man.

youtube.com/watch?v=YasRuLucsCo
memento mori

Just have a cold shower lad, the patricians choice

youtube.com/watch?v=8Kx4xVKo9z8
Post choons me lads

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without camera angles they stick out like a sore thumb

For now, turn the bottom dial to in between 20 and 40, what says boost means putting the immersion heater on so it'll manually start warming the water up. Do it now while I work out your timer.

Brilliant band lad. Had the chance to see them twice as they were playing a couple roads down from me but I just had to go and be a lazy cheap cunt.

>Outside of porn has anyone ever seen a passable trap irl?
yes a few but most just look like lads in skirts

it's literally lower than ice cold i cannot be fucked.

the only natural response to seeing amer

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Sure but he asked if anyone had seen one that passed. I wouldnt know because if they pass I'm not going to notice

i could have gone to his show last year in manchester as he was only 15 mins away but didn't go. Had no one to go with and haven't been to any live music playings before, didn't want to look like a right plonker

And walk like one. I've never seen a passable one, I've seen a terrible one though that made me double take.

Having a nose bleed? I don't get it lad.

and sound like one when they eventually talk

Met some girls that I thought were traps then got disappointed. Expected a delicious feminine penis and got a disgusting stinky vagoo instead

Did you turn it on? Next step, I notice it says Economy 7. Have you got storage heaters or radiators?

he saw Amers nudes

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I have radiators lad, they're working fine. Have the one in the landing turned on since 6pm

Not even brown enough to be amer which means someone found an ugly naked selfie and saved it for a joke

Also, take another pic please, I can't see what colour the dial is when it starts at 23.30. It *should* have come on 20 minutes ago, can you hear the boiler working?

I was driving so I didn't get as far as that, all I saw was a proper ugly bastard wearing a tight skirt and a frilly blouse. Figure wise he was okay but the five o' clock shadow was a bit of a giveaway.

Kek did you slow down for a better look?

Met a FTM once. Didnt realise til someone told me after they have it on easy mode

No noise that i can hear at the moment.

Yes, it's in between the 2 markings that are in between 20 and 40

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Disgusting tbqh. Won't be wanking tonight.

Thanks for the link lad. A 5 and a half hour spacewalk, that's really something. I can't imagine how simultaneously awesome and terrifying it must be to step out of the craft/ISS and be in space, I'd be too blown away to do the job that I was supposed to be doing.

I was slowing down for traffic lights anyway when I saw him, it was the first one I'd ever seen in the wild. I was so shocked I went back to work and told everybody I'd seen a tranny walking around (Tamworth) and nobody believed me because it's the sort of place people like that would get their head kicked in for walking round in that state in broad daylight. Pictures I regret not taking.

quite enjoying rocky lads

Should have hit it with your car lad

It's a brilliant film lad. Doesnt get the love it should

Does the outer dial with the numbers on rotate? Also, does the plain inner ring? If you push the inner ring in and twist it, does it move the coloured blocks?

>should have killed someone for wearing a dress

>should have killed someone for being mentally deranged
don't fucking beat around the bush

>killing the mentally ill
literally Hitler

=CHILDREN OF ENGLAND.

RISE RISE. BAAAAA BAAAAA BAAAAA BAAAAA SHEEP. REST YOUR WEARY HEADS ON THE BOZOM, ON THE SACRED SCALY LIZARD BOZOM OF THE QUEEN. She's 92 and the fires in the church of satan SHINE BRIGHTLY.

BOUFFOUMET, BEELZEBUB, MOLLUSC, MANNOLM, RISE WITH THE SWORDS HELD HIGH. HAIL SATAN, HAIL EVIL. IT WAS LUCIFER, WHO GAVE THE QUEEN THE APPLE OF A THOUSAND GOATS BLOOD THAT GREW HER HOOVES.

CLIP CLOP CLOP CLOP CLIP CLOP

THE QUEEN'S GOT HAIRY GOAT LEGS

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Didn't say kill said hit. Little bounce off the bonnet for a laugh

call me Hitler all you want the guy had good ideas.

wait I'm mentally ill you lads wouldnt kill me would you?

Opposite side of the road but I was so busy gawping I nearly drove into the car in front of me. Imagine the insurance claim, "tailgated someone because of transvestite"., totally legit. I'd claim shock as well, or PTSD, and whiplash from moving my head so quick to stare at the fucker.

>Does the outer dial with the numbers on rotate?
Yes, it only rotates by moving the inner ring however

> If you push the inner ring in and twist it, does it move the coloured blocks?
nope.

>speaking of mentally deranged...

Me too lad, hope they don't peace truck us ;-;