/alcoholism/

I've been trying to quit and I drink (slightly) less now but I just hate being sober even when I know im gonna be sad drunk

you know iut, 3/4th gone now yay

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you're gonna need another bottle soon friend. What will you do?!

i quit for about 2 weeks recently. Then decided to start again. Alcohol is my love in life. And i love being sad drunk. Really makes me feel.

Anyone here ever worked as a bartender? How was it? I'd like to start working as one myself, but maybe first as a barback so I can get the hang of things. Any stories?

>straight vodka. i just did three double shots in like 20 minutes. It takes so much to actually make me feel anything anymore. Ill probably drink another 1/3 of the bottle again.. its a fuckin handle.
everclear is more economical sempai, just cut it with water and make grog uwu

In bed with a thicc white bitch, should i drink vodka or some margaritas

margaritas. Impress the female. But only make one and you can share it. Drink straight from the bottle in between sips of the margarita so you dont look like a bitch that likes drinking margaritas. Eventually she'll want to imitate you (as humans do) and also drink from the bottle also. She'll get drunker faster and then enjoy the rest of your evening. And get the fuck of Jow Forums you fucking retard. Go live the dream.

I really dont get drunk off everclear. Doesnt make sense, but i drank nearly a fucking half a fifth and didnt feel drunk the entire time.
Its weird.

Female is impressed
Oregano

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Where does one acquire everclear

in America, you can get it at most liquor stores. Some states are restricting it now, but any >150 proof liquor will get the job done anyway

What? I've never seen everclear and I've lived in chicago, ny, and boston

HOLY SHIT shes fuckin user too?! Awesome you got yourself a fucking shitposter gf. Dude im so proud.

both NY & Mass. forbid sales of 190proof everclear, so that may be why. Dunno about Chicago, maybe it's just less ubiquitous than I thought

>IM DOING IT AGAIN! I did it last night and I'm doing it AGAIN!

Fuck yes OP! Don't just do it "again", do it ALL the time!

I'm drinking a couple 40s outside right now and it's about below freezing. Just started to smoke again cause I could make it past a month. I'm living the life.

Every day is a constant struggle to not be drinking or smoking.
I tried stopping for a couple weeks. Started when the ex i still love married someone else. Got drunk every night for a week, then had the brilliant idea on the last day to try to win her back.
Stopped drinking again, apologized to her whole family (bc of course it didn't just stop at her), deleted most all social media (not LinkedIn or YouTube accounts) and stopped smoking.
Started over eating again. You just can't win. At least now when I drink there is almost no chance I'll try contacting my ex (or her family).

It sounds like you should move on

i got drunk last night and im doing it again now! 7 shots of vodka in and dont feel anything

Bump. Surely my fellow alcs didn't go to sleep yet

Dipping into my gin, wish I had somebody to drink with though

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what is the furthest you've ever gone for a drink, robots? I used to mix lemon extract with water while I was underage, it tasted like shit but it worked

Got a build your own six pack at the grocery store and a dominoes pizza. Watching tv and slowly turning retarded. Yawn. What fun stuff is anyone up to?

almost down a bottle of vodka but still not very drunk

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>build your own six pack
that sound's kinda cool, what beers did you pick?

having my 3rd white Russian of the night

I hate being sober too.

Also watch this its bloody fuckin brilliant.

I'm not british but they are.

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Me btw. Cheers.

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spent the whole day feeling like shit because i drank too much last night and back at it again too bros. caught up with 2 friends last night it was the first time in almost a decade we were together. i had a lot of fun but realized how much further ahead they were in life and ended up crying in front of them and telling them i love them. they made me feel better but reality is i still wasted/am wasting years of my life drinking and doing nothing else

Experience user experience. You got life experience. You've touched emotional and mental states that they haven't. They may be more integrated into society, more successful. But they can never be more human. We are a sum of the breadth of our experiences. And your unique composition of them makes your life precious beyond all measure. The best thing you can do is create some sort of capsule of it.

That is our true purpose as humans. Now drink up and embrace you!

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thanks user cheers to that. that was really nice. i still think they have life experience as well but its nice to be reminded that im unique on a night like this

I once drank ethanol alcohol, typically used as cleaner, from my work place. Stole a bottle and took a sip from time to time. Shit got me drunk but made me puke like no other. That's the lowest I ever got.

Shit vodka I'd say. Gotta drink more, do a drinking game to force it.

You need to ignite your desire for unique experiences to draw you away from getting drunk and high all the time.

I'm and while I go all out when I can, I do try to make each time unique in some way, experience something new, so that I might grow as a person. Do that and people will always value your insight. Just be you. But also, be aware of your health...

I'm happy to lift your spirits, in both senses. Cheers, cheers and always love yourself, and others will follow. Your friends wanting to hang with you is proof of that! Imagine how envious they are of your potential, your freedom. You have the future in your hands, if you wish.

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Drinking Evan Williams here. and you? Nearing 8 pm for me...I'll surely be incoherent by nights end.

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ig otm y 2nd fbottle haha

fucking based spirit lifter op. drinking my next glass to your health and well being

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I did it and im just getting over having thrown it all up. Im so sick.. and i just ate and trying to keep it down.
Literally WHY do i keep doing this?!

Same to you friend, cheers!

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Escapism, a temporary respite from the struggles of life and your waking mind. The best we can hope for is to embrace this feeling while we still have the ability to withstand it. Our bodies will fail us one day, one way or another. We should use them while we can. But, at least let the food settle before ya start drinking. Rookie mistake to fill the stomach before heavily drinking, just giving more ammo to the eventual storm...

High IQ post tbqh fren

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Cheers to our individuality, together not the same!

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OP here. too drunk to reply to posts. Cant even read. Threw up once already. Bout to smoke another cigarette. Really wishing i was sober enough t o contribute to thread.
still awake for now.
>literally dying fml

EYE SEE YOU
and YOU see ME

STOP please. Let me have my threads. Let me chill and be content. Please.just for now.

We are with you OP.
Orageno

I know you're with me. But im alone in all truth. And its precisely the way its meant to be.
Thank you user for your sentiment.
Im going to continue to be a solitary entity and eventually kill myself. But I always knew you were all here for me.
But for the time being, Im here for you too.