Whats the last thing a female messaged you robots?

Excluding my sister, In October, on my birthday, we were friends when we were in middle school and high school and we have the same birthday.

> Her: Happy birthday, birthday buddy!
> Me: Happy birthday
> Me: How have you been?
> Her: Good! What about you? and keep telling me they see you around and talk, and I'm so jealous. Miss you!
> Me: yeah it's been a long time, would be good to see you too.

It ended there. I saw those guys once or twice in the past year. Why do I choose to be alone? I don't think it has to be this way.

A few months ago I started talking to a girl from uni who I was close with. After realizing that the more I talk with her now the more she will find out of much of a loser I am. Also, the chances of me seeing her ever again are slim.

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she's a fucking replicant

Dont go telling me bullshit now, demons are more probable.

fucking originally beat me to it

it's been a year and a day since, if we're not counting relatives. it was some student advisor messaging me about meeting. if we're talking casual conversation it's been a year and a half, and that was about music

"if its before 2am i'll probably be up"

"Twas good
Her words exactly

Do replicants poop? I mean, they have to right? Cause Rachel didn't know she wasn't human.

Former (still kinda?) oneitis asked me to take a shift tomorrow.

I can't because I'm eating some (apparently super potent) edibles tomorrow with some friends from work who also have the day off and I gotta spend the day cleaning the apartment a little.

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>twas
Sounds like she's either
>From Victorian England
>a fat fucking neckbeard

I just messaged my bf that I loved him.

Some old woman who's friends with my grandmother sent me some political bs about Venezuela yesterday.
I'm really going deep, anons. I fucking feel it.

I have no female acquaintances nor do I have any type of social media to be contacted by nonexistent female acquaintances.

>Hope to see you there as well ...
socialized with normies for the first time in like 2 years after this. Wanted to see if I could fug her but I met a really cute christian girl. Might be either my ticket out of robotdom or my ticket to insanity depending on how it goes

family friend told me happy birthday

(Didnt talk to her for a month)
Her:user-kun?are you okay?
Me: yes sorry
Her: i thought something had happenned to you ;_;(or some retard face like that)
Me: no. I was here
Sorry if my english is bad i tried to translate it
Never talked to me again and it was like a year ago or maybe two im not sure

goodnight

my mom telling me to do the dishes
i'm 27 years old

This would be the last thing a female said to me.

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1 year ago, good but not successful.
She's a sweet and intelligent girl that's why I asked

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>Yeah sorry for taking this long to add you! I just assumed someone already had

I wish i had a chance with her lol

chadfishing? post profile

I'm glad to have met you

38 year old japanese woman on whatsapp

Cya later virgins
Oregano :3

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Girl and I planning on going to a friends house for a small house party thing. Last thing we were talking about was buying mushrooms for the party

FUUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK IT ALL

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Yes sir! Here it is.

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what she wrote was very relatable

Same here, it is great.

Got to 2014 before I could find a girl messaging me, then gave up

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>yo
lol. I'm cringing over the internet of how far into the friendzone you are with that whore

>nah that's cool friend
fucking lol

I asked a friend (just friends) if she wanted to hang out. She decided to put it off. Whatever.

why say sorry. You can definitely have a lot to gain by communicating socially in person with a girl.

How many matches do you think this Chad would get?

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She emailed me some lie and asked me to please don't block her. So I emailed her back to never contact me again. This was back in December.

>Can I sleep over next weekend?

From my ex-gf ( ._.)

Fuck you. Right in the cunt!

>do you want to go to [insert club name here] user?

i hate clubs, i'd rather get shitfaced on my own.

my.mixtape.moe/fhqcge.mp4

this is what she said

A heart
A girl on tinder sent me a heart emoji then ghosted me

She called me to ask if I can give her a ride to work since her sister and mother were bickering on drama shit. She was standing outside the house. Neighbor co-workers are weird.

>Love you, user

from a childhood friend, we've never had any romantic relationship and i didn't reply to the text

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normalfags GTFOOOOOOOOO
fucking shit this place is not yours

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Strange thing to point out but you ain't even wrong

to tell me she is gay.

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some indonesian chick messaged me to say i look Turkish on a penpal website.

>"Big Time"
lmao

Unironically this shit.
I'm still mad

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gf texted me a few mins ago. outside of that, a girl friend texted me earlier this morning around 12 hours ago

thanks anyway!!!
oridg

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what is a "root" in this context?

had to see for myself as well

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>see you tomorrow

From my current gf
Later virgins

gizza root aye cunt

Just 'Lol'. That's it.

whoa there buddy, how about running that by us in English one more time

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"You too!"

Had to resist the urge to respond back with "y-you too"

>take care

then she died of leukemia

>that sounds horrendous all around
My friend and I were talking about getting blood drawn. One time i got blood drawn from near my wrist and it fucking hurt real bad. I can't remember why.

>yea it was a great meal
From a coworker who organised a dinner for people

All of them.
No homo but he's blessed

She sounds like someone I knew who was practically mentally ill.
A root is all you want

"Are you okay?"

No, love. I'm not.

The first girl I actually talked to in 5 years since high school. Fuck my life you white boys will never no the pain of being a ugly blackbot with no friends or close family while being homeless and depressed. Currently posting this in a tent in the middle of the forest somewhere in Texas

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thats it . you're welcome

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"Hey gorgeous, i know its last minute but i feel like dancing tonight, what about meet on the dance floor, and play strangers"

Highschool teacher I ass fuck. She Is 16 years older than me. Gonna cut loose becasue she looks like she's gonna catch feelings. She would do anything for me

I don't message females out from workplace and I'm a long term unemployed, terminally ill retard. Can't even remember how it specifically went last time I msgd one, other than vaguely wrong. I'll die like the autistic piece of trash I've always been.

I talk to girls and sit next to them irl because classes but the last thing a possible girl has sent me afaik through Omegle "ok this is a bit weird but I wanna know what you like" and then I responded and then she disconnected

>Girl doesn't want you
>Be a homeless nigger living literally in the woods
Geh, I wonder why?

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>I'll see

Shes such a pain in the ass to talk to but Im such a retarded optimist that I cant stop myself. What do, anons?

i don't remember because she deleted it and ghosted me after masturbating to my voice

I forgot a netflix login so asked my sister to remind me what the family one was. That was 6 months ago.

Don't want to copy and paste, but it's my brother's gf thanking me for her Christmas gift

>no

From current gf.

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she made the best move she could. would you date you considering where you are and what you are? what do you even have to offer?

No to what?
Tell us

a fugg fugg

It was my mom telling me I need to accept being lonely as an adult.

Pretty autistic really. It has to do with a small discord server we run for some friends.

We have a discord bot that lets you claim waifu and I was asking her to roll

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want someone to talk to user?

Sum fuk
Lol

"black ops 4"
sent by my brothers girlfriend in reference to a game my brother wanted me to pirate because he doesn't have internet currently

GF told me how amazing I was and how lucky she is. The cynic in me is saying she's just with me due to confidence issues but I really don't wanna think that way.

Yeah nah how bout you take a run an jump mate

>Thanks you too
Told her goodnight after getting her snapchat from bumble. She's a 20yo qt3.14 and says she is a kissless virgin. Date planned for next sunday, wish me luck anons

>Sorry, but I don't want to say I'll contact you when I probably won't. It's nice to know you'd listen and I'm sorry you're feeling lonely. My mum helped a lot before. Just gotta think about myself and chill out.

In context its even worse and more pathetic than it sounds. There actually isn't a face known to exist for how hard I've been [screaming internally] for the last few days.

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cya
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I wish the best of luck but please don't be surprised if she cancels at the last minute and ends up ghosting you. Don't get too emotionally invested until you're basically a couple.