/r9gay/ - #597

>Want to kill

Well there's your problem dumbass, try being a bit less of a sociopath and people might actually be friendly

No catboys
>How come there are billions of boys in the world but not a one that lives near me and wants to be my bf?
>It makes me want to kill their boyfriends and girlfriends right in front of them so that they can be as unhappy as me before I kill them.
And there you have it, the answer to your question

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well folkx you found it once and you'll find it again

Put the bf in the bag. NOW... please

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>he rented the desk
shit...

you keep rejecting all the potential bfs you get

But I haven't rejected anyone, everyone just wants hookups;(

>tfw no bf to play hytale with aII aIways

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BUT WHAT DOES ALL ALWAYS MEAN

> ;(
found the problem

not just some always

What about majority always or mostly always?

>tfw no bf that spends all day playing vidya

I guess I'll take my leave then

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>tfw no claifornia bf

>tfw no bf who knows more creative ways to singalpost

>tfw no buttslut bf that lets me fit increasingly large objects inside his hole

>Mom asks if I find white people attractive

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My grindr date fell asleep in my bed and he's snoring so loud damn it.

Should I kick him out? Lol

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i would say nice socks, but they aren't

Can someone call me a "silly little boy" and upload it to vocaroo

yes I am a small boi, 5'2 if you're wondering

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I was moping.. They are a bit wet

CUDDLE WITH HIM, TUCK HIM IN, MAKE SURE HE's COMFY. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE, DON'T RUIN IT

be my bf and Ill do it whenever you like

>THIS IS YOUR CHANCE, DON'T RUIN IT
>implying people who use grindr want an actual relationship

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Mfw he's took up the entire bed

what country do you live in potential bf user

>tfw no desperate lonely bf

US
what about you potential cutie user

i need all always

Where are you from? I want to be yours.

So selective.If I didn't spend every second of my day with you then I wouldn't be good enough?

New Zealand
So far away

virgin tingles ASMR

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I live in the U.S (bordering leaf-land), where do you live?

Sadly in sverige ;_;

Europoors deserve to be bullied, especially the Swedish

>Europoors deserve to be bullied
>tfw no Eurobf to bully

i dont know i just want to play hytale all always

Western Europoors definitely have the best accents (although I like Russian quite a bit too desu)

>tfw no bottom bf that would bully me while we're getting intimate

>tfw no bottom bf that would bully my dick & face with his butt

>tfw no bottom bf that would bully me by grinding his butt against my lap while I'm using the phone

>tfw no Americans bf that rides my dick and bullies me while milking me.

Too bad that's just fantasy for you financially unstable Europoors.

>tfw no bottom bf that makes me pleasure his butt and uses me like a dildo

i wish i had a topic that would stop the stream of ?>tfw no but i don't

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You look a bit like a methed out charls from mde

>tfw no bottom bf that would do the same to me, especially when I'm tired and sleepy

that ain't me, are you trying to get me warned

why is this general so popular in new zealand

Yes you figured out my ebil plans, now I must do away with you to cover my tracks.

Had a weird dream last night and you fags were in it, so I thought I would share it.
It was kind of creepy, though.

>lurking itt alone, late at night, only light source is my laptop's screen
>the usual
>some user asked "how do i get a bf"
>another user replied "i met mine at the bf factory, he was defective so they let me take him for free"
>the reply also had a link
>I didn't click the link, but my browser opened another tab by itself
>it was an article in one of those clickbait news websites
>didn't pay attention to the content, but it had an autoplay video, it looked like anime
>it was of some guy trying to sneak into a factory
>he seemed really nervous, his surroundings were foggy and there was no one else around
>video suddenly fades to black
>fades back in, the guy is hanging from his neck, along with several other people
>the background is pitch black, but I assumed it was a slaughterhouse since they were all bloody
>guy's head falls off
>think "he's going to slip from the rope"
>he doesn't
>"huh, he was defective after all"
>come back to thread
>the post with the link got a ton of replies along the lines of "he's so cute!" and "take good care of him, user"
>think about replying, but get the urge to people
>went to bathroom to take a leak
>wake up

are you a fellow kiwi?

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no need to make me leave that's the only picture of him i have unfortunately
and i don't need to exist if i can't have him

yes wellington here

no way so close

you better not be in the south island

>tfw no bf to pour cough syrup on his dick and then let me lick it off to get rid of this terrible cough i have

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>tfw no bf to give some headpats to

Uh, is everything fine user?

>tfw no bf to pour cough syrup on my dick and then he can lick it off to get rid of the terrible cough he has

>tfw dream almost night about a bf
>tfw always wake up early
>tfw hate to wake up early because then I miss my dream bf

Wish I could drag out my dream bf from my head and have him in real life...

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no.
i'm still sick from all the hookah smoke and lebanese food i ate

I'm in UH

Great not only do we have Europoors but we also have caca sand people

i'm not lebanese, i'm black.
which i know you'll think is much better

I am sorry that happened user

upper hutt? isn't that where all the rich people live?

What did you guys even do today?

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aaaaAAAAAA I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM HOW DO I STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM I JUST WANT TO HUG SO MUCH AAA

You said you were going to bed, go to bed.
(((He'll))) be here tomorrow.

My day starts now and I am gonna do nothing like always, always alone, forever and ever. Not getting any younger.

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Oh so you're just a regular caca person then

Burgerman please take it easy.

it's spelled cocoa

>Not getting any younger.
Literally this. It hurts, and I'm still not used to it by now.

>tfw no boyfriend to kiss goodnight

why did mod delete my post

avoid the bot you get the rot

that aint me sorry

>tfw no bf to hold after one or both of us have a bad day

Tie him up and keep him as a sex slave

Who are you then user? Where are you from?

Your bf in your dream is real and he dreams about you too. When you're both asleep, you share a dream together despite living on opposite hemispheres of the Earth.

Kind of you but I hate cheerful replies because reality is different and hurts. So don't make up anymore lies, thanks.

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Should I buy a lovespell on fiverr. I want a bf so bad.

Just how badly do you want a bf?

I would sell my soul to the devil

just some sad aussie gaybot