>attempt suicide >fuck it up >spend a few weeks drifting in and out of consciousness in various hospitals >finally wake up >"Hi, user, welcome to the Baker Memorial Psychiatric Center, I'm your peer counselor, how are you feeling?"
Refuse compliance until they let me go so I can do it right the next time
Robert Gomez
Pic is of some asmr bitch, right.
Levi Rivera
>>attempt suicide >>fuck it up Why would I fuck it up? I'm not a woman.
Logan Roberts
yes but she's been in the nuthouse before, unironically. This is a surprisingly realistic scenario. Source: she's from a small town in California near mine, people talk.
Brandon Morgan
Ask her how she thinks I'm feeling then turn around and go back to sleep.
Asher Miller
Damn dude Women do age like milk. RIP Tahlia
Jeremiah Morgan
hey cmon man i really thought it would work i'm not a fucking roastie just retarded
Matthew Mitchell
>Play along >Swipe scalpel >Swipe keys to med storage when not looking >Lock self in med storage >Get it right this time
Am i the only one who's preemptively planning this shit?
Blake Jackson
Confirmed originally stop fucking muting me see pic related for the info fuck
>Am i the only one who's preemptively planning this shit? You're just procrastinating suicide.
Caleb Rivera
Pretty much. They keep you in for weeks if you don't talk.
Ryan Parker
A lot of those ASMR girls have mental illnesses actually.
Michael Rogers
Off the top of my head: >Erin: anxiety, self injury, brain damage(??) (see above) >BrightGreyASMR: depression, is in therapy >SoftlyGaloshes: has admitted to attempting suicide in a video, still struggles.
Jace Baker
tell them i can see their photoshopped tranny mustache lips and pass back out
That's fine, I'm just arguing with the guy that said she's trying to conceal a tranny stash.
Xavier Smith
Except it's true (originally)
Austin Ward
larp as fuck
Charles Johnson
Wonder why they bothered to dig my lifeless body off the bottom of the ocean. It's kind of hard to fuck up combining the exit bag method with deep water, rope, and cinderblocks.
Joseph Sullivan
ask for directions to the nearest window I can jump from at height