Attempt suicide

>attempt suicide
>fuck it up
>spend a few weeks drifting in and out of consciousness in various hospitals
>finally wake up
>"Hi, user, welcome to the Baker Memorial Psychiatric Center, I'm your peer counselor, how are you feeling?"

What do you do anons?

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Refuse compliance until they let me go so I can do it right the next time

Pic is of some asmr bitch, right.

>>attempt suicide
>>fuck it up
Why would I fuck it up? I'm not a woman.

yes but she's been in the nuthouse before, unironically. This is a surprisingly realistic scenario. Source: she's from a small town in California near mine, people talk.

Ask her how she thinks I'm feeling then turn around and go back to sleep.

Damn dude Women do age like milk. RIP Tahlia

hey cmon man i really thought it would work
i'm not a fucking roastie just retarded

>Play along
>Swipe scalpel
>Swipe keys to med storage when not looking
>Lock self in med storage
>Get it right this time

Am i the only one who's preemptively planning this shit?

Confirmed originally stop fucking muting me see pic related for the info fuck

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That's some 'The Rugrats Theory' tier shit.

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easier to just play along

probably cry alot because im a pussy

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>Am i the only one who's preemptively planning this shit?
You're just procrastinating suicide.

Pretty much. They keep you in for weeks if you don't talk.

A lot of those ASMR girls have mental illnesses actually.

Off the top of my head:
>Erin: anxiety, self injury, brain damage(??) (see above)
>BrightGreyASMR: depression, is in therapy
>SoftlyGaloshes: has admitted to attempting suicide in a video, still struggles.

tell them i can see their photoshopped tranny mustache lips and pass back out

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It's called soft focus brainlet

Why the fuck do these threads exist? What do you think I'ma do after being in ICU for weeks? Just het up and fuck her?

its called blur tool fagglet

Except that's a screenshot from a video

god damn now I dun goofed, I'll have to tell some random bitch how much I hate my life and whatnot for hours

you know thots have auto blur on video now right?
they literally gave a shit-tier one away for like $5 in humble bundle like 2 months ago.

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That's fine, I'm just arguing with the guy that said she's trying to conceal a tranny stash.

Except it's true (originally)

larp as fuck

Wonder why they bothered to dig my lifeless body off the bottom of the ocean. It's kind of hard to fuck up combining the exit bag method with deep water, rope, and cinderblocks.

ask for directions to the nearest window I can jump from at height