The feels bar is now open

>pays for the drink
>"What makes you demand such a strong tonic?"
everything.
>starts chugging the alcohol

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hi bartender i'll have whatever you give me

i don't feel good enough for him, and it's making me incredibly sad. who even likes a virgin weeb shitposter loser, he says he loves me for me but it's untrue isnt it.

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Here!
Brunette or Redhead?

Give me something that will wipe out the last two years or so. I'll pay whatever it takes.
Bonus if it can wipe out more

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Hey bartender, would you mind filling a bottle of Whiskey for a fellow namefag? Thanks.

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If you are gay, the gay section is that way.
If you are a Femanon, try out redpilled vodka

I like you, man. Here's a twenty and keep the change.

This but it needs to wipe out at least the last 29 years of my life. Bonus if it can an hero me

Take this Himalayan Memory Eraser.
3 shots for 5 years clean up
Here you go

i'm a femanon, and thank you desu. i feel like shit, im gonna play some dmc4

Try our best-selling GinCyanide,
Wipes it all off.

I'll have myself a double shot Wild Turkey 101 with a splash of your finest ginger ale. Preferable Ale 8 1, if you're going Kentucky, you gotta commit. You know? The thinking man's beverage.

if my ldr gf doesn't agree to marry be by the end of febuary iam going to kill myself. i know im gonna get some hateful messages for this but no one knows the full history here and i cant be arsed getting into. ive got nothing to live for, this world is depressing as fuck and 99% of women are completely awful. shes all i have.

not gonna hang myself, gonna do the death machine method invented by an australian. quick and painless.

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Thank you kind bar tender fren. I really appreciate it. GinCyanide is all I need right now. Cheers

Anything mixed with soda.
>tfw no significant other to cuddle

have you even asked her user?

Just promise to stop by your most favourite thing in the world.
Keep a photo of her in your pocket.
Whenever you feel that you will be off the edge, think of her.
Don't do it. Don't waste yourself.
Don't make your loved ones go through all that pain.
Join some NGOs, work for the society.
Join a pet shelter and work there.
Just don't commit die!

>*take gamer girl pee*
>*chugs it*

Another!

Atleast you are better than him

I'm sorry that's all we had.
Would you like some Gamer girl sweat?

If there is a drink able to erase any love feelings around here, i'll have some.
I'm tired.

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i asked her like a month and a half ago...she knew it was coming. in the end she said something to effect of "yeah not right now, im scared" etc.

she thinks if we marry we could regret because we have arguments sometimes.

i dont want to live my life alone, i cant bare it. i dont want to slave away at my job every day, following my routines and coming home to an empty house. i have money, i have more than most people, i have basic human needs fulfilled...except one, i need companionship, i need love.

just the thought of being alone in my cold empty house fills my stomach with anxiety.

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Only if it came from genuine gamer girl feet

Ill have some whiskey. I cant find a girl I would like to honestly date. Ive scoured tons of dating apps but I cant find a tomboy just like in my anime, 3d is truly pd. There are 7 apps on my phone right now and it feels like im just scrolling past the same girls with slightly different things about them. Ive been creating accounts for 5 years now looking for a sporty gril to date and have had no success. Dragging me deeper into the pit of despair is this cast ive had on my arm for 6 weeks and couldnt train in the gym. It comes off thursday, hopefully Ill quickly recover and maybe shrug off these feels by refocusing on training.

you will never meet a decent girl on apps. get out into the real world.

One GinCyanide and one Australian Death Machine, please.

sulfuric acid and formic acid coming right up f a m.

A negroni please.

Has anybody here ever worked as a bartender? Any tips for someone with no experience to get into the job area?

I wanna bourbon on the rocks. I'll never find an anime tomboy.

Sometimes I kill threads. Why is that?

I snorted Ambien with Ritalin today. I'm kinda high.

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The wine I wanted to drink with my friends who cancelled on me because they are "sick". I know they don't want to hang out with me and I am sad they won't just say it.

>Why is that?

You're an annoying namefaggot.

...hmm this bait... it's got a different flavor.

>bipolar robot gf blocked me again because she went to the hospital
>really close relative died, which is why i had to book a flight to london

Jameson please

well they say fags are notorious for cheating and lying to their partners. maybe stop lying to yourself and get with a woman?

Hello, bartender. Could you recommend any good dessert liquors along the line of Advocaat?

I'd love to get a drink but I best avoid it. Shitted up a discord whilst absolutely fucking hammered last night. Now everyone thinks I'm weird and hates me. I'm so fucking embarrassed that I want to leave the server but I really like these guys. I don't know what to do.

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good choice user, do you use cream or milk?

rum on the rocks
still cant believe i didnt ask out an 8/10 who was into me because of low confidence. worst mistake of my life that i dream about everynight

im a woman lol

>stops replying after 10 minutes (again)
just stop making these threads if ur gonna leave, fuckhead

i feel isolated and stuck.
give me something thats fun

ouch. I know those feels. user the only thing I can tell you is because u feel so low now if you go get anyone you click with to spend time with you be it a friend or a partner the high will be just as intense and it's worth hunting down, it's worth striving for. I was alone for 3-4 years and when I finally reconnected with old friend from high school It made my life so much better we hang out play guitar, yugioh vidya and talk on the phone all the time and it's healing me. if you really need friends or support you can also, and this might be very hard at first, go to NA meetings not AA tho. there are good people there who will literally do anything with you. they are just as desperate for love. I'm a recovering addict btw. there is ways to move on and find people just take action you have to get up and look trust me it's worth it to feel that connection again if not just one more time until u decide to take your life try it

you'll find if you enjoy sports and being active most girls will just do it with you. I've only had a few relationships but in all of them I was able to teach and do most of my less intricate hobbies with them. they like to play too user it's not always what's on the outside, and I mean that in a completely not confrontational way

you have to go to school for it bronificent

hmm interesting combo.whats it like?

exactly u can be my girlfriend's girlfriend

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Shot of tequila please.

Been struggling in finding what I want to o in life. I'm 25 and I feel like I will be stucking working my shit job for the rest of my life. I've been in school for years and I'm still lost in life.

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Why does everything feel so fundamentally wrong? Like, even if I imagine turning my life around, even those fantasies still feel fundamentally wrong.

I just want to feel like things could be okay. I want to feel okay.

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I'm fucking 30 WHY am I still here? I want to make sure the zoomers are okay but I know people my age are all dying, on drugs or being outright murdered if they aren't committing suicide. Why do I wake up in the morning. My birthday was two days ago. I hate this.

Makers 46. Neat.
I'm currently in a waiting period. I just have to wait until I hear back from this one job that I interviewed at. Whether I get it or not is irrelevant because I've made the choice to move out of my parents' house as soon as I hear back whether or not it's a yes or a no.
I don't care if 50% of my paycheck goes to rent. I can't stand living with my parents. It's making me want to kill them and then kill myself.
Hopefully about a month or two until the time comes.

What the bartender suggest to relax?
I'm going to spend the next weekend in another city, with a girl that I met on discord a few months ago and I have no idea what to do. Please help

I'm 5 exams away from getting my degree and I can't bring myself to open a book anymore.
Private life is going to shit, as my health and depression is kicking in.
Just give me something strong to kill my liver with, barman

bring a handgun in case she tries anything funny

Since this lad =right here took all the gamer girl piss, and probably wants the rest of the sweat, can I take your ripest gamer girl jizz?

I'm not murican, i don't have a gun.
Why would I bring one? What you mean by anything funny?

Not him, but what's your major user.

Also here's a Helen Keller
(beer with a shot of Jager, and a shot of Tequila on the side)

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Medicine.
Somewhat I pulled through uni and managed to get to last year of courses but I don't know if I have enough strenght in me to finish all this.
I'm not so sure about anything anymore, I don't know if I will be a good doctor or what...
Thanks for the beer though, I appreciate it

Lemme get a tecate

give me something that will make me forget the last 10 years of my life sir

Why is my depression disregarded as "teenage angst"?
Maybe got a drink for this feel?

10 years and im stalking her
Give me some water please

*still stalking her
Damn im useless

show me your ID first, kid

21, see it right there?

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The other bartender seems to have gone on his break. I guess I'll take up the bar for now. How about some bourbon on the rocks, wanna tell me about this girl?

checks out, if you're 21 how come people dismiss you as having teen angst?

Anyone come here to try and ignore their depression?

Give me some fucking rocks on the rocks so I can swallow rocks and hopefully choke thanks

twitch.tv/lilshortcake4chan

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My oneitis is getting married this month. Give something strong and cheap.

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I can give you some ice water i guess

want some whiskey neat or on the rocks? maybe some middle shelf gin?
what's your relationship with this girl sir?

We
Well, i have had depression for more than a few uears now and ever since i have had depression everyone dismissed it as that, i have also had the traits of an alcoholic since age 13.
Basically a feelsbadman situation.

I just want someone to hold me for a moment

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>bought my first car yesterday
>drive into oncoming traffic 5 mins ago
>mfw
Oh god. Help me.

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Damn. That's a feel I did not expect to relate to. In the same boat, user. February too.

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Tell me about it, I was just rejected by my own sister a few days ago:
>have hot, sexy younger sister who I have been spending time with
>we're both adults now
>for years I have been hiding emotional pain about it since incest is naturally forbidden
>fuck it
>few days ago take her aside and confess I have feelings for her
>she almost goes batshit, bruising her hand by punching the wall
>she tries to find reddit articles stating that my loneliness is causing fake feelings for her
>at this point I need to pretend and salvage the situation so I don't get kicked out of the house
>say that I have unusual feelings of overprotectiveness and that I meant nothing incest or romantic about it
>really drill in that point over and over as she cries
>she buys it in the end and I apologize for the "misunderstanding"
Since then I have been living with this awful depression that has manifested itself into physical pain in my core that won't pass.

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>0.04
fucking manlets kek

Just a pint will do thanks mate.

Honestly at a stand still in my life. Done fuck all with it for a while now. while watching everyone working, at uni or socialising. No clue what to do job wise so I have been employed for a while now. Hate my body so I got little too no confidence, and hardly speak to the little friends I had in my life. Just fucking stuck and feeling more alone than ever to be honest

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I "met" her when i was like 12 years old
She was from another city and what can i say
She is perfect and with a lot of friends (turbochads)
I think about her everyday she is my everything. I think im pretty much insane right now
Thanks for the (You)

unemployed you mean?
Try doing that dopamine/internet detox thingy thats been popular lately
Im on me phone now so I dont have that screencap but it basically said to drop everything that gives you easy gratification and releases dopamine in levels our brain is not really ready for like jerking off (duh), vidya, 4chinz, insta, movies and shows, too much music for a month or moreand focus on calming down in a way
read non fiction, create music, meditate anything that will give you long term satisfaction instead of immidiate one
At first its supposed to be extra hard but its supposed to rewire your brain in a way, make you more productive, willpower etc

it's what i'm here for sir, want anything else?
it might be cliche but it's true, i know personally what you're feeling right now, you're seething because whatever you do you'll never be able to make her see you as a partner, something greater than what you are. you need to let go. find something else to occupy your time

Im trying
Im trying to keep my mind busy but its so hard
Its a long story user if for some miracle she still remember me she will think of me as a joke. She and her friends used to laugh about that "thing"
She is so perfect and i know this is impossible but i keep thinking about her and dreaming
Just give me some beer i dont know about alcohol. Also sorry if my english is bad

here's the beer sir

yeah you think she's someone who is so above being a human she's angelic. She may or may not treat you nicely, and I pray for you if she does, that shit burned me every time. Say, do you exercise? I found that doing some running or swming took my mind off things quite well, especially when listening to some banging music. Also try some hobbies like worldbuilding or something that requires a lot of mental commitment. Learn something new. This way you both better yourself and keep the thoughts from straying to her. Also I want youcto remember that she is human and if you peel back the lauers you might find nasty things, lile you do in all of us

>join discord server for "robots"
>everyone is talking about fucking women
Either I'm too far gone to be a robot or the entry barrier for being a robot has change
anyways, I'll have a nice glass of piss

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I'm sure the bartender could whip you up a grasshopper

Try IRC instead. Way higher autist ratio.

tfw pretty sure ive been radicalised but still 100% agree with it even when trying to be objective

the world is so fucked holy shit

I used to excercise a lot but then shit happenned and now im just working
I will start right now im deleting all those fake accounts and i think im going to take a shower
Its fucking hard and if im honest i think i will never forget her
Yes i like worldbuilding also i used to "draw" and "write". I wasnt good but it was fun
Thanks user i get ignored here always thanks really

she didn't buy anything you told her she just really wants to believe that it's not the case.

congratulations now you have confused her because she's gonna go through life believing that when someone shows intimacy for her, it's just "overprotectiveness"