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I've been living on my own since April last year. It's very comfy solitude.

see you soon space cowboys...

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getin wot e deserves
disgustin fookin nonse

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Nothing like a big muscular set of legs that comes from extensive walking though phwoar

>cars are freedom
can I get an OOOYYY VEEEEEEYYYYYY

have to endure sunday dinner with dad and his partner, they're not even cooking a roast fs

I don't think anyone has built muscular legs just from walking lad. Maybe calves if you're a big boy

> be me
> drive to gym
> squat

>Moving into my own flat next month away from this shithole of loud housemates and junkie neighbours. It's going to be bliss

Flats can be bad places to reside. Noise from neighbours all around you if you're unlucky - look at Tim for example. My rationale with house sharing is, if your housemates are noisy cunts it's in the landlords interest to sort out the problem. Also you can have an informal word yourself when you see them. Flats are separate entities. GL anyway.

>Cars are freedom.

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Takes me back to my teenage disputes with my parents. Not much has changed.

cheers to that lad
*clink*

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Oh right well I'm sure there's some health benefits to walking about

Not the guy you've talking to. Buy for me tits not the noise of a shared house that bothers me. It's the lack of personal space. Might be somebody in the kitchen. Always got to be wary of interacting with them. Often you can end up living with some proper cunts.
I would love to get my own flat. It's all your space to do in it what you want. private rent is over a grand a month round here though. And the wait for a council flat is like 15 years.

Yea I just didn't want to be a grass. Spoken to her directly and politely asked her to do what she's meant to do and she always refuses. Told her to keep it down the other night because she got home at 1am with friends and was singing at the top of her lungs, slamming doors, etc. One more time and I'm going straight to the landlord, I just thought we'd be able to settle it like adults.

Flat should be fine, it's a new build with houses really spaced apart, only have one neighbour to my right and I've been told by the current tenant they're quiet. What do you live in?

>buy for me tits

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>And the wait for a council flat is like 15 years.
Unless your name is Mohammed and you've got 20 kids and 3 wives.

>Unless your name is Mohammed and you've got 20 kids and 3 wives.
not in the am lad

>Yea I just didn't want to be a grass. Spoken to her directly and politely asked her to do what she's meant to do and she always refuses. Told her to keep it down the other night because she got home at 1am with friends and was singing at the top of her lungs, slamming doors, etc.

She needs kicking out. I'd have done it myself.

>Flat should be fine, it's a new build with houses really spaced apart, only have one neighbour to my right and I've been told by the current tenant they're quiet. What do you live in?

I live in a small shared house. The tenants are deathly quiet.

People who live in modern sardine packed houses, can you hear the neighbors having sex?

youtube.com/watch?v=OAQtNyF_TUM

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Np, my neighbour below me is too disabled to have sex and theres noone above me. Pretty sure they can hear me masturbating and talking to myself though

>liquidating a dead relatives belongings

House was full of porno mags and his laptop would put /gif/ to shame.

I hate getting nervous around famous people. Must make me look like such a spastic

Kek what famous people have you met?

how old was the relative, what was the relation, how did the relative die and what did you inherit thatnks

Yea I think I've been too soft on the cunt and she's taking advantage of everyone. Just want her to give me another excuse now

I don't care if I never speak to my housemates or if they don't like me, literally all I care about is that they're quiet and clean. Sounds like you've got a decent deal, any plans to get your own place or no?

Doxx user isn't even trying anymore

Loads of random ones, I still haven't been desensitised to it yet, Simon cowell most recently last week

>dox user is just one lad

Sophie confirmed for worst girl

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Can you buy me an escort with the larp jar money? Good cause and all that.

>Went out last night with normie friends because I like to pretend I'm a normie sometimes.
>Some chick comes over to me and starts getting mad at me because apparently I'm a "third wheel" to my brother and his gf.
>All I'm doing is standing there waiting for the two lads I'm with to get back from the bar.
>My reply is "fuck off".
>Her and her friends stand around staring at me until we leave.
My brother's gf said those girls were staring at me before the one of them came up and started having a go at me, I don't understand what I did wrong. Am I not allowed to stand around with my brother?
Another mystery of the roasties, lads.

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Imagine lying about meeting Simon Cowell to impress a bunch of autists

>Sounds like you've got a decent deal

Aye - decent housemates are rare, I know I've got it good.

>any plans to get your own place or no?

I was looking at Zoopla this morning actually. But no. I like to have the option to remain transient - bricks and mortar would tie me down and houses are a lot of expense and responsibility. Also I despise the concept of council tax.

so were you with your mates or your brother and his gf?

did lsd, mdma, nos and ket with a pal yesterday.It was a good night until we done ket and his dad called, the dude was trying so hard to form sentences and act sober, it was painful to watch, he started crying lmao

Pretty depressing tho. He has some mental issues with bipolar disorder and his dad is obviously worried sick about him.

both lad one of my mates is a manlet and couldn't hold his two budweisers so they other mate was looking after him, my brother and his gf were stood to the side of the dancefloor not really dancing and i went over and started talking to them, that's when the roasties got mad at me.
really bothered my brother's gf when i told her what she said to me

How's it going, virgins?

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B&M bargains.. .. ..

Crisps that skipped the seasoning section on the production line, and canned pop, void of 'pop' - completely flat.

What a piece of shit, don't bother.

My god. That woman's completely deformed. Kind of hilarious.

Fedora me all you want, the world would be better off if people like this were culled

Picture a squalid bedsit in Wigan. A chubby albeit well built bloke is sitting on his bed, empty cans everywhere, a smashed up laptop in the corner of the room.

On a small television set EastEnders is on in the background, all of a sudden the screen goes blank and it cuts to Hue Edwards in the BBC News room.

"Welcome to BBC news for our viewers joining us from BBC 1, Buckingham palace has just confirmed the death of her majesty the Queen"

>the world would be better off if people like this were culled

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What the fuck is that? You know when you see fashion from the 1700's? That's what these women are.

I mean you still have to pay council tax when you rent but I know how you feel. Currently paying 400pm all inclusive and it's a decent place.

fuck getting a mortgage

Could you imagine looking like this and thinking you're hot shit. There's just so much wrong.
Deano:
>"Trendy" fag hairstyle the women at Supercuts probably tricked him into getting.
>Retard tattoos to try and make him look hard.
>Wearing a striped button-up shirt in the middle of the day but not doing up all the buttons.
>Skinny jeans emphasise how much you've not done leg day.
>Trainers with no socks that probably cost a month's wage because a footballer cummed on them.
Chantelle:
>Falling for the thicc meme but doing it horribly wrong, looks like a complete disaster.
>Ass looks so fake it gives off the impression she is wearing Pampers.
>Botox lips, fake tan, felt-tip eyebrows and hair extensions.
>Looks like she's had an MJ nose job.
>Is dressed like the queen of the council estate.
>Camel toe.
So many things wrong, fellas. I'm almost convinced this photo is a joke.

Do you mean her waist/hips? It's called implants

What's wrong with Wigan my good mang.

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when i was in town with my normal mates last night a guy who looked like this walked past and they started quietly taking the mick out of him. i said "he looks like his name is deano" and they cracked up laughing.
they can never know of this place.

>thinks renting is long term cheaper than purchasing property

The color of her face, its like when people used to bleach their face white or wear massive white wigs.

I'll throw a party along with my pal SCEA when the Queen dies

Nothing, I've been there once fairly recently. Just saying that in such a situation you'd be bouncing off the walls with jubilation

Not cheaper, less responsibility and not being tied down to one place.

But her face is orange like an oompa loompa, not white?

>I'm almost convinced this photo is a joke.
Nope, they're both from the Geordie Shore
mtv.co.uk/chloe-ferry/news/chloe-ferry-and-sam-gowland-reveal-shocking-amount-they-spent-giving-making-their-house-christmassy

Ass is really smelly today lads, like a never ending fart.

Yep. The joys of living in a terraced house

seems a bit unfounded then lad. maybe she was wanting to get with you? thats the only way i can see someone complaining about someone else being a third wheel making sense.

>you'd be bouncing off the walls with jubilation

Well you're right. I'd celebrate the queens death. That said her considerable extended family are still a problem.

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What does her boyfriend look like?

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sounds awful lad, i'll keep my distance haha

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Missing the point lad, same thing but different color.

have a shower you smelly bastard

the worst thing is her hair isnt even clean its all greasy

>wake up
>fat sweaty ginger builder
>criminal record
>only enjoyment in life is tripping
>claims to hate monarchy but doesn't realise that the queen dying would trigger a massive royal wank fest with a coronation, funeral etc
Don't know how jubilant I'd be, even if I did randomly wake up in Wigan.

Ewww yeah. Deano's got a problem there.

Has that camel-toe been enhanced too?

Wigan's a great place mate; even got street entertainers and everythin'.

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I'm sure it's fine lad. SCEA probably isn't though.

Personally, I enjoy owning a car as it makes my life easier.

that's what my brother and his gf say, like it's called "negging" when lads do it to girls but when girls try to do it to lads they fuck it up and it comes across as offensive. they think she was asshurt i wasn't paying attention to her so her roastie mind snapped and she was like REEEE this guy HAS to pay attention to me.
shame because she was a good 7.5/10 and i definitely would have put my penis in her mouth if she wanted.

Did coke last night

I had real confidence and my depression cured for a few hours

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Can't rate Wigan highly enough. After a hard day of retail therapy - sink a jug in spoons by thi sen.

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that is probably what happened, doesnt understand that lads brains work differently to hers.

I truly fucking despise my job. I hate every second I'm here. Any shit tier wagie jobs that are decent. I have no hard skills to speak of and my work experience is a supervisor in a control room. How fucked am I?

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She did this once before and said please dont use my image. She feels the need to do this because she had an nword controversy a while back.

What job is it my good mate?

I feel sorry for those that are in your situation. There's nothing worse than hating your job.

I'm going to England/London for 1 month to meet my gf. What should I expect?

don't know lad but i work in a warehouse and all i do is walk around looking at the sexy romanian girls and putting stuff into boxes. it's boring but after an hour or so my mind completely slips away until home time so i don't hate it.

>London
OH NO NO NO NO NO
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

love those crisps x

So fucking ill lads. It hurts

What's wrong with L O N D O N though?

>travelling to another country to meet someone

Name one redeeming attribute of this absolute fucking whore-bag. Really hope Phil 'the SS Nazi Greek' does a lady Di on her.

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Just a call centre basically. It's just repetitive data entry. I'm a supervisor so I have to do additional soul crushing admin. I'm at the point where I need something to keep my mind occupied. The only reason I stay is for the pay.

Feeling extra horny today lads.

I once did that. Travelled to Scotland to meet a lass I met on a car forum. As you can probably predict it didn't end well; and I quite nearly topped myself.