Weekly Karen/ Anonette/ Imouto/ Oneechan Thread

Yeah, it's a shame /a/ mods have been deleting a lot of imouto threads recently

Sweet. I enjoy talking about my imouto. I bought her a muffin this morning. She is so cute and I just want to protect her smile.

I make these threads so that anons have a place to talk about their imoutos or oneechans. You are free here, go for it.

Do you have any more details about the move? Will you even bother having a separate bedroom for Karen since you'll probably be sharing the same bed from now on, or do you need to have one to keep up appearances?

Gonna keep one for appearances plus most 2 BR places have larger common areas anyway. We will be moving in maybe a month or so. Right now we are just looking at different places online, I want to move into a gated place that would be prefered. We found a few places that are relatively new and nice. Its a bit pricey compared to what we have now but I got a $5/hr raise with the promotion so I can afford to splurge a bit ya know. I want her to live in the nicest place possible.

Nice. Make sure you go visit the places and get a tour first.

Protect it then. Make sure you keep her safe.

I hope anonette and her oniichan have made some sexual progress.
If not then some cute sibling antics will suffice.

You and me both buddy. I wanna hear more comfiness.

Chris did you ever protect Karen from bullies?

I made my imouto if thats okay

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We were poor growing up so she would get bullied sometimes for it. One time she came home when we were kids and some kids had thrown rocks at her so I went and beat the shit out of one of them and we both got punished for it. It was nice having her put bandaids on my scrapes and bruises though.

Good job user

She is cute. Do you spoil her?

Do you wanna sell me your sister?

Yes I spoil her

No, get your own

What does 5$/hr translates monthly?

I assume it's something about 900 dollars?

I have a bunch, but they're mostly kawaiikunai (personality-wise).
So, maybe we can change? I can even give you 2 for 1.

Well if you are working a 40/hr week each dollar is net 40 so x5 about 200wk difference. Its enough to afford an extra 400 on rent to stay in a nicer place. So our budget for rent is now around 1600. If I can get a nice place for less than thats money we can use for other stuff.

Of course its okay user. Everyone can make their imoutos or oneechans!

There was a quality (but sad) imouto thread on /lgbt/ the other day that I figured anons ITT would enjoy reading. yuki.la/lgbt/11603237

Also hi Chris. Watch any good anime with Karen recently? I watched all of SSSS.Gridman with some friends yesterday and we had a blast.

>trannies
Nah, I prefer Chris

We watched Yuru Camp and now we are watching Mob, Jojo, and rewatching Konosuba in english and rating it against the sub.

I prefer Chris to become my oniichan because mine is a dick

>budget for rent is 1600

I wish I made that kinda money........

You just need the desire to marry your sister.

Thats true. Chris's entire existance is to live for his imouto.

Nice choices

Where is anonette? Did she die? Did she finally cross the line?

Probably dead. She usually has talked by now.

How are things going Chris? Karen do anything cute to surprise you?

Coming to the office? Well she had a thermal bag for our lunch. After I walked down to greet her, she came to my office and was looking at everything in the room. She was impressed by it and we ate lunch at my desk. I ended up going to the bathroom and she answered some calls to my desk and took messages for me. The guys thought I had hired a secretary.

Ohh she had moment where she was playing with the cat and it took off running then ran back and headbutted her and ran off again. She got up to chase it and stubbed her toe and was on the ground whimpering.

what the fuck are these threads about orig

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Chris and his relationship with his imouto but slowly its become a refugee camp for anons who want to tell imouto or oneechan stories.

why does anyone even care

Why does anyone ever care about anything?

I love your stories Chris, to the point I look forward to Sundays for this very thread. been watching shieldbro its worth watching with you imouto because the racoon girl synergizes with an onii-chan's desire to protecc

I might give it a shot. Its still early in the season so we could catch up today.

Because we want a place to talk about our own imoutos.

Thats cute. My imouto tries to act tough so she bites her lip when she hurts herself but its obvious she is crying inside.

Hug her and tell her she can cry at anytime she wants on your arms.

She is 14 and still enjoys playing with toys and running in the yard and playing with simple things like sticks. I always play with her when I go over and she gets so excited. I love her very much and can honestly say my life would be much darker without her.

Make your imoutos using

She's 14 and does that? Hard to believe.

Sure, sounds fun
Here is Toys meaning things like airsoft guns, RC planes, and stuff she makes.

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Cute, do you wanna to sell me your sister? I can trade as well.

Everybody hug your imoutos and kiss their foreheads and report what they say/do

No way. She likes alot of the stuff I do. We are going camping next weekend and I'm gonna show her my awesome survival skills I read up on.

sorry only imaginary imouto...

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She told me that I can be really wierd sometimes then punched me in the stomach when I teased her and she ran into the yard and is now scribbling on some paper

I really enjoy this maker.

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Chris how did it feel for the front desk to call Karen your wife, did it get a rise out of you or was it just business as usual?

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It didnt really catch me off guard. The way she was dressed up did but she said that she cant make me look bad so she made sure she dressed well and not like normal. She was very pretty and I complimented her once we got into my office.

I kissed her forehead and she said that I missed then she kissed me on the lips.

excellent, shes absolutely devilish

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Thats cute you made her embarrassed

>making sure she doesnt make you look bad at work

You are blessed

What is she doing right now?

She is cooking some salmon, rice, and brocolli.

I don't have to tell you but make sure you tell her you love her everyday, its always worth it and its always good to hedge your bets against what life throws at you, shes a good woman, always protecc

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Damn. I want salmon now.

I will

It is a good fish

Anonette where are you?

Enjoy her cooking. Enjoy it!

a bump for siscons everywhere

It saddens me that its come to this level. These threads used to be so full of life. There was even a good imouto thread up on /a/ earlier and now its nothing.

every thread cant be a winner and the the /a/ disapora only exacerbates things

Well the mods are being difficult on anything incest related. Its been a pain but even on topic threads are being wiped.

but think of the advertisers user-kun

Yeah thats the thing, who are these advertisers? Never see any ads anymore.

Because the only people that would advertise here are erotica salesmen

cant shes a state away and with her husband...

I gave her an earring

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She is cute. Take care of her

Is anonette dead?

oh so that's what these are
i tried making myself

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Can we just pretend I didn't sleep until 3pm, did light shopping and then napped until 11pm? Because I didn't.

I mean hi hello what's up. Uhhh things are weird at the moment. Playfight escalated into me getting pantsd and my naked butt smacked and it was weirs and we haven't talked much since Friday lol.

Chris give me Karen for like two seconds, I need food.

You finally got your buttsmack though

Hmm. This is the conundrum. Ehh sweep it under the rug. Shit happens ya know.

Can we get some deets?

Also I slept until 8 dont feel bad.

So how has living with your brother changed your daily life ?

Sure. I suppose I did.
Yeah we're trying but we're not back to normal yet. I was prepared to let it slide and be cool but then he's like "Yeah I got a big ol' view of your pussy when I did that sorry" and I died more than a little bit.
We were fighting over fucking Chinese food and we started wrestling and tickling each other, I slapped his butt like that one time, he actually slapped mine to counter this time, I slapped him back, he slapped me back, I slapped him back, he grabbed me, yanked my pants down and slapped my bare ass really hard.

I'm a generic anime yay. Why won't captcha work on Chrome tonight.

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Staying up just a bit later.

You gotta fix it Anonette. Did he apologize or anything? If you don't talk then nothing will change or you can just find a way to get even.

Your aniki....doesnt really have a filter does he......?

Captcha is being gay.

Hmm.....I feel I'm not qualified to give an opinion on this one.

At least he doesnt slide his hands down your pants and pinch your butt really hard.

Here I'll give you this Karen for a bit. She is sleepy.

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Yeah we both apologized. It's whatever, we're not actually fighting or anything, I think we'll be fine. I'm probably gonna sleep with him tonight because it just sounds nice right now, that might help or not idk.
Is she too sleepy to make me food. But that's cute.
Yes and no, he's inconsistent.

If you want to repair your relationship with your brother, your only option is to pull down his pants and honk his dick. I can't see any other way to resolve this.

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Go for it. Just dont do anything lewd and you should be fine.

She is already asleep. I'm not too concerned with waking her since she is under the blanket and I can feel that she is really passed out by the way she is breathing.

wow just wow anonette I mean that's inconceivable

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If this thread archives tonight, I may make an exception and make one tomorrow as well. Just on a whim.

Wouldn't that hurt? Still gonna consider this notion.
What the hell lewd thing would I dooooo.
Also wake Karen up so she can stop being cute and making me look bad.
In hindsight it's whatever.

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Please do. These threads die way too quickly.

As long as you don't actually try to crush it, it should be fine. If you want to be extra cautious, avoid his balls since they're more sensitive. Then again, he may enjoy a little pain.

I will. If I wake during the night I will bump it.

I don't know. Stuff and things, not sex but things that could give the wrong impression. I'm about to join her under the blankets and sleep with her.

Blah maybe tomorrow.
I immediately realized "what the hell would I do" was a dumb thing to say taking into account the kind of lewd things I've done already lol. But no I just wanna sleep.

Have a good night you two.

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