/britfeel/

Goodbye lads
Wish me farewell

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take me with you for gods sake

Hope this thread is good lads

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JUST LEAVE THE BOARD LAD
DON'T STAY HERE NO LONGER

Tfw started Series 5 Doctor Who again
comfykino

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think its too early for it to be that good yet desu

GONNA GET A huge pizza from Dominos and watch The Grand Tour lads, gonna be comfy as fuck.

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get out of bed apu you lazy neet

Pasta with garlic butter, or pasta with sauce. I mean I'd got for the garlic, but I've got work tomorrow. What shall it be though.

did you get the pasta from the co op? which co op did you get it from?

Pasta with cheese sauce. You're not lactose intolerant, are you?

youtube.com/watch?v=lgjY-lVtJZA

Bit of Boris Brejcha to get me in the mood.
What you lids doing?

The only thing I'm intolerant to is meat.

i reckon hes lying and its the one on woodhouse lane

Cooking a gammon joint

Get the bus, spend the 85 quid you saved on merch.

>remember the special is out
>go to order pizza
>it's shut
>gonna get maccas delivered instead

never shoulda nicked that bread and gotten sent to this fucking penal colony

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As if you're a meatlet. Fuck off veggiefag

maybe worth checking out national express pretty decent

Or a brass or two.

>tfw Dominos homepage is busted
Maybe it's because I'm using a VPN to get around the month long ban the janny enforced on me.

>Meatlet AND Milklet

I don't eat meat. Ingesting the flesh of another is abhorrent, and practised by low IQ individuals.

>implies he is high IQ
>is a site lackey

Funny how humans have teeth specifcally for eating meat, can digest meat and so on. Your brain must be covered in a layer of concrete

You can tell by the quality of SCEA's posts that he's a cut above the rest.

>tfw no gf to serve you hot water
youtube.com/watch?v=l3dZJNiA_TY

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>You can tell by the quality of SCEA's posts that he's a cut above the rest.

desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/48087941/#q48091026

Just a standard coach mate. Can be a little longer due to the route but other than that I travel everywhere on it. Never had any issues.

Lads, may I ask for some advice please?

>turning 28 this year
>timid, beta personality
>spent last five years with the same company in London
>no skills but reliable worker; never missed a day through illness etc
>basically doing a customer service role but earn a decent salary
>company will likely sell in about a year's time and I'll get a payout
>plan to leave London then but would leave tomorrow if I could
>can easily do my job from home
>we have about a dozen remote workers, all working part-time and doing a different job and not really part of the team

Would it be rude of me to ask if I could move back to my home region at some point this year and work remotely?

I'm happy to take a wage cut, buy any PC gear I'll need myself (two screens etc), and so on. But I feel like I'm being selfish for asking for something like that, even though most of my colleagues are either young and enjoy living in London (going out etc), or are from an area in or around London and commute in from their homes or their family's home. I am already the quiet, autistic but helpful guy at work, so I don't want to be a brat and have my boss think I'm looking to have it all handed to me.

Anyone that calls themself a robot is definitely a nonce.

That's a real belter. Can't believe I posted that, but I certainly did. I was on a lot of weed back then.

Poo and motherfucking pee etc. LOL. Tim's a good lad as well. What a good lad.... Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>auntie asked me if I wank to anime
Bit awkward, had to lie and say no, apparently she caught my younger cousin beating off too hentai

What do you think Hannah would say if she saw that?

>bank sends me a notification when I use my card
>gives me information when I hit milestones
>you have spent $500 this month on food deliveries.

oh this is why im poor

and putting on weight

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Stfu nonce. Bet you call yourself a robot too.

trip back on SCEA lad.

BUY A NECK TRAVEL PILLOW THEY'RE THE BEST THING EVER AND WILL MAKE THE COACH RIDE BEARABLE

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Simmer down lad

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proably wouldnt hurt to ask lad if your a decent worker and give your reasoning. being a bit older/mature would probably work in your favour too

Not until you stop touching kids.
Robot is a nonce nest identity.

What's in the sandwich?

Where did I say I was a robot? I always get called a normie here

I think she'd find it funny. She's that way inclined.

Talking of woman - one of them (pushing a pram) had the audacity to smile at me in the street yesterday. I don't know what she meant by that but she's high if she thinks I'm some cuckold beta provider. Imagine bringing up another mans kid.

Talking of cuckolds........... my new housemate seems like a decent bloke. He's so quiet that it's plausible he's dead. Anyway he's got a coffee mug, with, 'worlds best stepdad' on it. Heartbreaking and sad AF to be honest. These bedsits are where incels and split-ups come to reside during difficult times.

Cook me a peri peri chicken burger pls

That's a burger lad

Looks like i made a mistake. Carry on, you are one of the good lads. Getting called a normie is a nonce nest alarm to let their members know a hunter is after them

>brother just got dumped by his gf of 8 years
>3 days later he has a new gf
>mum shouts at me for an hour about how i need to be more like him

going to shoot them up lads

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Sit back and take a look at the shit you're typing. Consider leaving your room for once

>three days is all it takes for a normie to get a gf
and they wonder why we don't like them

So won't you, please
(Be my, be my baby)
Be my little baby
(My one and only baby)
Say you'll be my darlin'
(Be my, be my baby)
Be my baby now
Wha-oh-oh-oh

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Just shag his gf lad

he once convinced my parents i came out to him as gay and my parents took his side when i piled up all his stuff from his room and burnt it. normalfags need to be punished

My family just keep these things unspoken. I didnt have a partner for years and it was never once mentioned. Having an awkward family has its benefits desu.

its just my mum and brother, dads a wargaming autist that likes trains

T. Projecting nonce thst sits inside all day chatting to kiddies

ChiId rape

Anyone fancy going to the shop for me?

my mum doesn't bring it up much either though the last time she did she said I needed a girl to stop me being so frustrated all the time.

>Talking of woman - one of them (pushing a pram) had the audacity to smile at me in the street yesterday

holds down well paid job., gets smiled at by women

out of my thread normie

Legit cant remember a single time I ever got shit for it
Though maybe that is because they never had hope for me, idk

Sausage sandwich, leftover burger bun from my peri peri chicken breast burgers last night. Sausages are me dogs favourite food

>flatmates were smoking in the kitchen
don't really care but at least take the plastic bag off the smoke alarm and bin the cig buds ffs. If a cleaner comes in and I get blamed for being a part of it I swear

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Anyone watching WWE Royal Rumble tonight?

>Anyone watching WWE Royal Rumble tonight?
me lad. Just thinking about when I should get the drinks in

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>tfw my family have simply stopped asking

planning on downloading it and watching it later in the week

Time to watch csi ny. The episode has started in china town with a man who was on fire.
The opening phrase was said by older latina woman
>They do things big south of Canal street
>It's Chinatown, Mac
Looking forward to the scenes with qt big lipped latina woman

Sexuall active eastern European women.

That is why I am glad they never started asking in the first place desu
Then when they knew I was gay they were not surprised at all and said they knew.

Lids it's mummy and daddy's 40th wedding anniversary in a couple of weeks. What should I get for them?

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>What should I get for them?
strap on

>What should I get for them?
A PAIR OF FECKIN WOMENS KNICKERS

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So I bought some new football astro trainers on Friday and they were really good but I wasn't wearing socks and the trainers had like this pull on ankle sock thing attached to it which rubbed a lot on the back of my ankles and really hurt so I'm wondering I just need to go to the pharmacy and they'll tell me what to buy? Or should I go in there knowing what to buy? Or do I go to minor injuries unit or something?

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Had a weird dream last night lads:

In it was posting on britfeel and some lad said he was from Skinningrove.
I replied that I fucked the best looking lass in Skinningrove decade ago.
All of a sudden I was walking through the little village in pitch black dead of night when I saw something on beach.
There was a flash of lightning and I saw the outline of a man so I started walking down towards it.
For some reason there was a pitch fork in my hands and I was walking about in the sea trying to find this guy.
Everytime I stopped moving I could hear the water near me make noise like a guy was walking there.
I'd stab my pitchfork at it but never hit.
Eventually the sun started to rise and light up the cliffs in the distance.
I turned round to see the outline of a beached boat and a big man like half a meter away staring at me.
Before I could thrust my pitchfork at him I woke up.

What does it all mean?

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Pharmacy should be fine. No need to stress the NHS anymore.

right on the back of your ankle like that is a dodgy place, id at least see what a GP has to say, it will be more prone to infection with being on your foot aswell

Please stop posting so much ffs

>got 16 bottles of pepsi max cherry
should last me a few weeks at least.

>tfw no qt latina crime lab technician gf

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>fucked best looking lass in the village
>fucked lass
Get out of here you fucking normie.

steven tyler?

yesterday i put vanilla extract in pepsi max and succesfully invented vanilla pepsi it tastes pretty good

fuckin fannies
pour some disinfectant on it and stick a plaster on it

Getting my boipucci pounded for the first time tonight. Nervous but excited

Just put a plaster on you wuss

cool
disgusting

>tfw user loses his foot

disgusting
cool

watching one of my jackie chan blurays with a nice glass of pepsi. might order a pizza in later when the royal rumble is on