This is a school for the arcane arts, not a brothel! These are my girls, my STUDENTS, I refuse to sell them to you! No amount of gold could ever...by the gods, did you rob a king for all that??
Fine...pick one.
>#1 is a Firestarter. She's energetic, passionate, & loves to tease. She's a better lovemaker than any other mage. She also bakes yummy desserts
>#2 is a Tidecaller. She's mellow, soft-spoken, & loves to give massages. She's the gentlest of all mages. She also conjures purified water to drink from thin air
>#3 is a Geomancer. She's calm, reliable & loves doing favors to show affection. She's the only mage guaranteed to never lose her temper. She also can carve structures & shelter out of stone
>#4 is a Stormbreaker. She's spontaneous, unpredictable, & loves surprising people with gifts. She's the only mage guaranteed to keep the spark in the relationship. She also can act as a battery for homes & devices
>#5 is a Necromancer. She's sharp, eloquent, & loves making clever remarks. She's the only mage guaranteed to think before speaking. She also runs a business loaning out her minions for manual labor
>#6 is a Druid. She's tender, nurturing, & loves taking care of others. She's the only mage guaranteed to put your needs before her own. She also can turn into a variety of animals
>#7 is an Enchantress. She's encouraging, optimistic, & loves helping people achieve their goals. She's the only mage guaranteed to make life easier. She also can cast spells like Haste to increase efficiency
>#8 is a Battlemage. She's charismatic, decisive, & loves leading people in the right direction. She's the only mage guaranteed to rise to a position of power. She also will defend you if you're ever threatened
>#9 is a Chronomancer. She's shy, thoughtful, & loves all sorts of escapism. She's the only mage guaranteed to accept whatever your interests are. She also opens time rifts that allow you to experience what life would've been like if you'd made different choices
