Riddle Riddle, Riddle me this

Very creative guess user. but not what I had in mind

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I mean republicans. But Orange is almost Red...

A native american
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riddle me this
i dont exist

Perhaps it is an alarm?

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A mouth

Congratulations you have won!
A fire alarm, or a woman on her period

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Dumb riddle
Do another

Really good guess desu

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A communist

You can hear and control me, yet never see or touch me. What am I

A voice

thots with patreon

shieet

new one that's trickier

What's in my eye, when I'm holding a bee?

That would most likely be my thoughts

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more bees

Me! Beautiful me!

You guys are too good,

Beauty lies in the eye of the BEEholder

Enjoy the brain tumor I implanted in your skull

*Crinkle*

>tfw too much of a brainlet for these
what's the secret

Beauty of course

New one bois

What has a tail, and a head. but no body?

a dollar coin or any other coin just trying to get past the original filter

a coin?
DID I GET IT THIS TIME???
>tfw on cooldown

You're mother cause of aids

wow
darkpost

my penor when i'm trying to go to sleep.

When I was younger before I started dating in high school(and a little bit after too) I did occasionally come across my mom's panties and it was never really so much about my mom but I think it was the hormones or something, but when I would smell them I would get crazy hard and have to jack off. I had a main serious girlfriend in high school and I pretty much stopped doing that, but since I've been back home and working so much... I'm not dating anybody and I don't really have time to go out, and I have come across her panties several times and I can't help myself... I pretty much always keep a pair or two on rotation from her dirty laundry under my mattress, she really only does laundry on weekends, so I always have time to slip them back in the bin. Especially if she works out in the morning and she goes to work on my day off... Pretty much the first thing I do is go find the clothes she just worked out in and have a pretty awesome jerk session to them. The smell is so strong and her booty is pretty big too, she wears tight leggings/ workout pants/ yoga pants... i don't know what they're called, but they're tight and she wears kind of a looser shirt on top under her sports bras. They always have the most amazing smell after she works out... and after being home a month now, my two favorite things are finding fresh panties and hearing her masturbate.

>I am loud, red, and annoying.
>What am I?

A native american during a pro-life event

fuck, new one:

I come out soft, but enter hard. People always blow me. what am i

why do you always choose the cool threads

holy shit this thread topkek
went from riddles to ylyl

a glass pipe?
not going for the obvious one

chewing gum
also a penis

A drunk ginger from Ireland.

The answer couldn't be any more obvious!

Big Red
youtube.com/watch?v=GVuK44kWgxk

bubbegum correct.

new one:

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance then intelligence?

Because smart women are annoying and useless while cute women are easier to fuck, therefore the one thing enhances fitness and the other reduces it

try harder to be funny op

You come up with riddles then reeee

short attention span?

a sober Irish man