How the fuck are we supposed to compete against this???

How the fuck are we supposed to compete against this???

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ugh... squat more and you will have a cute butt too?
hard to compete though indeed

Be 6 4ft + .
Have a couple of millions in the bank.
Have cult leader tier charisma and confidence.

take female hormones so that chad wants to fuck me instead of her

No problem, im black.

>big dicks can't go all the way in
>big dicks hurt anyway
>it's all about technique
How will dicklets cope with it this time?

Can someone translate this shit? I can't understand burrito language.

I speak Spanish, and thats Portuguese (aka monkey runes).

Its something like: submissive wife enjoys delicious big cock, or something like that.

His cock is not that big, it's the girl that is really small.

easy, have a 8 inch dick.

unironecally lol

>profundo
>deliciosa
>gulosa
what did he mean by this?

>it's all about technique
BWWWWWAAAHAHAHAHA

this. such cope

>tfw not born in a time where medical technology isn't advance enough to grow an improved penis from you very own cells and have AI assisted robotic microsurgery to connect all the nerve endings.

A poet of our time.

>people still use xhamster to watch porn

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lt is over

I wish my ass looked that good.

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They actually upgraded they're site. Its got HD only

What's better tho

It doesnt matter
If you die with a milliom fmaily members
if you die alone

youre still dead and it didnt matter.

All a big dick does is keep a woman around a little bit longer. All women are garbage

Grils would rather bounce on Chad's 3 inch micropenis for validation than look at a big dicked robot's awkward, ugly mug while he stretches out. How does that fact make you niggers feel?

By being whiter

It's bacalhau language for you, fucking loser.

My wife submissive to my dick likes to feel it very deep delicious hungry pussy.
It doesn't look autistic because of my translation, by the way. Most brazilian porn is uploaded by spergs that can't come up with a decent title

>people who have porn site preferences and not just using first result on bing/duck duck go

I'm 100% satisfied with my dick.

By realizing that a good relationship isn't all about sex, but mostly about how you get along with the other person. Hard for the Stacy-worshipers on this board to realize, though. Not that that makes a difference, though. I'm still dying alone, but I'm ok with it.

>By realizing that a good relationship isn't all about sex
yes it is lmao

Why not just have a series of hookups, then? If you don't have any feelings for the person, then there isn't too much difference between the two.

>>By realizing that a good relationship isn't all about sex
>yes it is lmao
r9k's problem in a nutshell. Sexual compatability is a vital part of a lasting relationship, but not the only or possibly largest factor.

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My great aunt agrees

>marriage is 95% sex

Big willy! Uma delicia!

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whatever makes you sleep at night, even if he is chad if he isn t average or at the very most a little under average he would be fucked

>but not the only or possibly largest factor.
>or possibly largest factor.
>possibly

Tell me then why are women divorcing guys because they aren t sexually satisfied?
It isn t the biggest factor but for sure it is one big enough if you get what I mean.

If you aren t a cuck you won t let her do it that is why. Men have some things called honor and pride which they don t let go go so easily.

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