>Jow Forums forms a ragtag party and heads into the local ancient ruin
What's your class, robot?
Jow Forums forms a ragtag party and heads into the local ancient ruin
John Martinez
Austin Peterson
Class: Chuck
Abilities: Sucking and Fucking
Sub Class: Sneed
Secondary abilities: Seeding and Feeding
Sebastian Russell
>/tv/ leaves the kinoplex and immediately spergs out
what's Robert's number? I need to let him know one of his tards is loose again.
Owen Richardson
Hahahhahahahaha yeah nah I would just roll a prot pally
Ayden Reyes
Made up classes or are we going with d&d classes?
I'd straight up want to be a human ape.
>super strength, stamina and senses
>can only communicate with grunts and body language
>extreme survivalist skills, can build shit from nothing, hunt, climb etc.
Matthew Gomez
Class: Warrior, Tank
Abilities: Blocking and parrying
Sub Class: Suicidal grimdark edgelord
Secondary abilities: Charging and taunting
AUTISTS! BEHIND ME! Together, we can defeat any evil! I know you can do it!
Joseph Russell
Wizard here don't actually know any spells but my body odor scares even the mightiest foe away
Christian Allen
lvl 1 succubus
Jonathan Anderson
I would be a TOP, the skills I bring is making beta robots become sissies or twinks and I would fuck their boipussy and pimp them out
Leo Fisher
Healer
>tfw will never be Healer to a group of warriors and be given many headpats and told "good job" by the group's Tank and maybe at night I could sneak into his quarters and slip into bed with him, naturally being the little spoon and maybe I could rub my butt against his crotch until I feel his cock get nice and hard then I could carefully & quietly go under the sheets to lick and suck his cock to completion, feeling his hot cum shooting down my throat haha
Adam Wright
I'll be the battlemaster.
Get in front of me you oafs!
Nathaniel Collins
We can do that where do you live and how cute are you, faggot? I'd love to bully your ass.
Logan Brooks
Healer you are going to be my sissy boislut
Levi James
Best class, you don't risk anything but throw buffs around.
Based.
Cooper Lee
wildcard/suicide bomber
Gabriel Walker
I'm the tank. Stats are 7'9 and over 500 lbs, bones are replaced with tungsten alloy. Extremely muscular, can bench press twice my weight. As a result of these things, I am very slow.
John Russell
I am magical girl!
Henry Rivera
Class: Ranger
Passive Ability: Marksmanship
Primary Ability: Aimed Shot
Secondary Ability: Poisoned Arrows
Luis Myers
Class: NPC
Level 5
Active ability: ad hominem
Passive ability: self-righteousness
Hey guys I think that Neil Degrasse Tyson is really smart and everything he says is right, we should probably not investigate the thousands of emails Hillary Clinton kept on an unsecured server, and that if you don't follow 3 letter news agencies you can't get an morally-founded understanding of modern issues.
Robert Jackson
you can get all that in nearly any mmo
Isaac Walker
Human Scholar
>Abilities: Detect traps, remove curse >Languages: Common, Dwarfish, Darkspeech
>Skills: History, Architecture, Arcana
Proficiencies: Simple and Military Melee
Keep me out of combat, okay anons
Oliver Jones
Pact of the fiend warlock that summons cute demon girls to do his bidding
Anthony Hall
Why doesn t Jow Forums setup an actual rpg campaign
COuld be fun
Hudson Smith
>Abilities: Detect traps
that's what visiting Jow Forums for too long does to you
Daniel Peterson
we've got an underrated post over here!
Owen Russell
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHH
Logan Bailey
Monk with bo staff.
Jaxson Richardson
Class
>lvl 31 pretend-Chad
Abilities
>+gets laid by attractive females on weekends
>+can pass wisdom onto lesser party members
>+can calmly make important decisions logically
>-Does not have a genuine Chad mentality
>-Has strong sense of oneitus, will only get close to one female at a time, others will not get on his radar so his powers are limited
>-Has anxiety and worries/over-thinks about things on weekdays when he's not banging his oneitus
Gabriel Allen
Druid
Abilities: Mend Wounds, Animal Speech and Animal Friendship
Xavier Anderson
>not one single stealth Archer in sight
Camden Reyes
what do you think if bosmers have a fetish about big redguard cock
Alexander Robinson
Old Jo : Is a farmer, likes booze and ist the strongest man alive. With just a simple handshake he can make your bones fracture with his stupendous force
Class: 'Ye Old Hillbilly Farmer
Abilities:
>Super strength and agility
>A neat giga fork
>Booze makes him stronger
I wil fite with you if you give me some of that dragon maidens ass.
Adam Roberts
Lvl 33 Farmer-Mage
>1x farm-staff
>10x cows
>15x pigs
>15x horses
>40x cats and dogs
>35x turkeys
>30x ducks
>and 40,000 leagues of chickens
>basically I just command the animals to do the dirty work
>like all of it, I don't even have to walk I can just ride a fucking cow instead
>oh yeah and I have an infinite fucking supply of food for everyone
>also the supply of animals pretty much never diminishes, as they just keep fucking and growing the army farther
>I fear one day I will be overthrown
Alexander Rivera
Level 33 wizard here. If the enemy sends any females at us, I can repel them.
Jeremiah Sullivan
Elven healer mage who is "too old for this shit". Constantly remarking on the warriors he saved and saying things along the line of "stop whining it doesn't hurt that much" when party members call for assistance.
Lucas Martinez
It has been established that I am a clumsy and incompetent archer
Benjamin Anderson
Just googled and read this manga. Like I needed another weird fetish.
Ian Edwards
it's just corruption + gender bender, relatively tame and not even uncommon
i personally didn't like that her energy drain killed people, it's way too mean, makes it harder to self-insert
Matthew Cook
I choose gun autist
Samuel Martin
Class: NEET
Abilities: Autist rage, 400-pound smash
Weakness: tendie shortage
Ayden Miller
I am not gen z
Luke Perez
Class: Meister Boy
Abilities: Mind-control of creatures larger than itself after their physical forms have been weakened. Make a cohort of skyrim companions.
Weakness: Slaad gem in his spongy frog-like body. Claim it and he is yours to command instead.
Dylan Johnson
Class: Frog Charmer
Abilities: Can command any frog and frog-like creature to do whatever he wants
Weakness: Being shot in the head