/r9gay/ - #598

A gay thread? Here?
You must be mistaken.
you all remembered to say "no homo", r-right?

>Lord's divine punishment
>Christfag
Fuck outta here senpai
I am a homo, so no need to

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That was when fags and hippies started to push boundries, and fags even grouped up with nambla, so you might be right

>tfw no smol boys out in the midwest

hey, if the greentext user is still around, i left you a reply in the old thread but it got a bit buried, just wanted to say i'm here if you see this
and i'm not gonna clog the thread with any long-winded greentexts, no reason for concern

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uk boys are the cutest because they're all low t !!

nice cock, got anymore of it?

>tfw no bf to pIay hytale with aII always

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here's a bunch of them for you

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>all low t !!
I'm not entirely sure you're correct.

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far lower t than americans, they look 20+ already when they're 16

>tfw no cute bf that's a little shorter than 5'11" or so

>tfw no 5'8" bf to top 6' me

testosterone doesn't keep you looking young, estrogen does dumbass

i-is that short?

Where muh qt aussie public holiday boiyos at

Sure, but testosterone definitely gives you far more masculine features earlier

No, not really, but it isn't as tall as I am and I do want a shorter bf.

>tfw 5'10 but dom and find way too many subs taller than me

>tfw no bf who will send me pics of him crossdressing
>tfw no bf who will play vidya with me
>tfw no bf who will play card games with me
>tfw no bf who will play board games with me
>tfw no bf who will watch anime/shows/movies with me
>tfw no bf who will share yaoi manga with me
>tfw no bf
>tfw adds dont work out
why even live bros?

You could dom a sub that's still taller than you tbhwy.

Live because there's always a chance you could find the bf who's perfect for you. Does he exist? Maybe. Is your happiness worth trying? Absolutely.

>can't look down on them
>can't push them around
>can't bully them as well
why live

You could bully then as you hug them.

>tfw no cute small robot bf to take care of

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Aaaa, I'm here too, I'm sorry I missed your post! How was your day?

>tfw no greentexting bf to warm my cold bed

i'm debating whether or not to go to sleep or stay up all night so i'm not late for class

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What card games do you play, user?

>tfw no adorable league bf to coach/carry and also fuck

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>tfw no vidya playing bf to hug as he's playing vidya

mtg mostly
use to play pokemon but after my friends dropped it I couldnt get back into it

I know that feel

Never got around to finish GS
I did like BIB though.
Try COH&TW series.
What about theater?
Never got around to finish GS
I did like BIB though.
Try COH&TW series.
What about theater?
Or any interesting literary pieces you would recommened?
How about music?
Reposting from a different thread.

>Want to love
>Always distance myself
What a mess...

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hey, no worries, it's easy for a post to get lost among all the rest. doing about as well as i usually am, not especially good or bad. how about you? doing okay?
never did find out where you were from last night, do you want to try to get to know each other better somewhere?
>tfw no bf to crawl cozily into bed with and snuggle

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tfw used to play league but stopped because i had no friends to play it with
i'd sit on your lap and let you do whatever you'd want to me but i don't play support because i'm not braindead

That looks so comfy. I want that.

>tfw no qt bf to cuddle and watch movies/play games with

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Don't steal my gifs ok.
He'll think I'm sending them to other guys.

>think I'm probably gay
>acting on it in any way from jerking off to a relationship goes against my religious beliefs
I don't want to go to Hell for living in sin.

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I'm about the same, pretty much in the middle. I am pretty tired though, I'll be going to sleep soon.

Do you have Discord? We could chat there if you want?

>tfw no bf to trace love hearts on his back with my finger while we're cuddling

wowie, haha, i get it.
cause this is the fag thread and everyone here is gay.
they're saying obviously gay things.
but you, clever and original poster, have acted like you don't know this
pretty good joke. why not make the same one every thread? it'll be funny the second time too. keep going.

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And I'm from the UK! Did you say you're from the Southern US?

What religion are you? Sounds like you'd be better off without, user

You probably commit worse sins on a weekly basis. Not saying that that makes being gay okay (from a religious standpoint,) but if you're going to avoid doing gay things because it's "sinful" then you should clean up all other aspects of your life and concentrate on living a completely sin free life.
does that sound too hard? then accept that maybe god doesn't care about fags and a lot of other "sins" and take the gay pill.

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>tfw no bottom bf to hug and give erotic pleasure to

why can't we all be vers?
all be equal ?

i do have discord, yeah. are you comfortable giving yours out or would you rather use a throwaway email or something? i don't like posting my discord here myself, i understand if you're the same way.
yep, i'm in the us, the uk's a ways out. we can see how things go, i'm always happy just being friends too.
>tfw no bf to boop on the nose and kiss on the neck while cuddling

Christian (non-Catholic).

He does care. I'm not perfect, but I shouldn't wallow in that which I know is wrong, which would include doing gay stuff. Some sins are also worse than others and sexual immorality is pretty up there.

i was thinking about replying that i like the personalities that typically come with bottoms and tops but realized it'd be much better if instead there were dominant and submissive personalities and everyone was vers, like you said.

>why can't we all be vers?
I can be at times, but I'd still want to hold my bf like all the time

>Have a 2 inch penis
>Just be vers dude

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tell me top you akechi-kun uwu

Would you let the dom suck on your benis user?

*headpats the grumpy catboy*

i could be your league bf if you come back user

because i've tried buttstuff and i didnt get any pleasure from it

>league
>not dota (original) or warcraft 3
ew

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>tfw no bf to watch movies with all night with and day.

because bullying cuteboys makes me happy
being submissive doesnt

>dead games

you don't have to be submissive to take it up the ass

Think deeply on the situation you're in, dear user. A god of love wouldn't want you to be miserable your whole life. Being loved by someone you also love is something a human shouldn't live without.
If your god is one who would want you to go your whole life without knowing what reciprocal love is like because you were born gay, then he's evil. Creating a child which you've condemned to misery because of what you've made him to be is unfathomably evil.

yea but only a little tho

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Do you really think you could keep up the energy to hang out and chat all night and day? On voice and everything, even with movies to talk about?

just looks like a girl

I thought that was a switch

is switch dom/sub and verse bottom + top?
regardless I feel no pleasure from the b hole so im a strict top

I feel confident that I could yeah

>tfw no bf to shoot zombies with

>implying I was born gay
I was straight until about 12.

He doesn't want me to be miserable, but there are very clearly rights and wrongs as stated by the faith, and homosexuality (acting on it) is one of those things. You can't be just do whatever makes you feel good, as it's not always healthy or morally correct.

I just want someone who is not overweight and at least somewhat cute. Is this too much to ask?

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i thought switch and vers were interchangable for someone who was a top and bottom, which sub/dom having nothing to do with it

what if i'm 180 and still losing weight user
also possibly decent face

If you're on here then probably.

180 would be very overweight wouldn't it?

thanks for that. i'm a less grumpy catboy now.

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well i'm 6'0 with 20 more pounds to lose

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What was it, from your perspective, that made you gay then? If it's something you've chosen, then I understand. My perspective is of someone who wasn't given a choice, and was gay whether they wanted to or not.

>tfw no 180 lb bf to do Jow Forums stuff with

A bmi of less than 20 would be nice.

>tfw 6'1 and 190
>tfw only a little gut any otherwise skinny
feels nice being big but not (((fat.)))
i just have a broad body.

no I had it right a switch means you can switch between position in sex as a top or bottom and a verse is that youre versatile in dom/sub type

depends on the height of the guy. 180 is a very reasonable weight for most heights

I just want someone to be close to. I don't care if they're a boy as long as they look feminine.
I have someone online but they live far away.

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That's called being a prison gay my user.

well an online article with a bunch of gifs said that vers is between top and bottom and a different thing said switch is the dom/sub one.

any cute girly boys out there who need someone to talk to? nobody on /soc/ is as cute and pure as the softboys here

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you really gonna trust some hetero retard to tell you about what gay slang means?

look anywhere else, if its trying to pander to you dont trust it
you can never trust anyone treating you more than just a normal person

>Find gay discord
>Become a regular because I am NEET and have nothing else to do
>Become friends with a few other regulars
>Share musical taste with another dude
>Steam powered giraffe
>Listen to them together from time to time
>Karaoke night
>He invites me to listen to him sing "Ill rust with you"
>It is terrible along with all the other singers
>He can't sing but I feel closer to him
I ended up getting banned, but now that song sticks out to me.

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but i googled it. urban dictionary, some gay site, and some lamer gay site said that switch is the dom/sub one.

guess so, I just say I'm bi

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>jerks off to anime or 10/10 irl traps
>"omg my fragile heterosexuality im so gay lol xDxdxDDD"
jfc